I will return tomorrow.
Weird how Joe Biden agreed to cooperate, and didn't melt straight the f*ck down and throw a social media sh*t fit and whine about witch hunts and how unfair it all is. it's almost as if Joe Biden has nothing to hide, what's up with that? - Jeff Tiedrich tweet
Joe Biden's garage is much more secure than Mar-a-lago simply because he wasn't inviting foreign spies to play golf in it. - Liam Nissan tweet
Jimmy Kimmel: “Of course, anytime documents are mishandled, top secret documents, it needs to be taken seriously. That’s something Republicans and Democrats believe. Although Republicans have only believed it since Monday.”
They are literally legislating against the right to bare arms in Missouri. - John Collins tweet
Remember when the gas stove crowd was smashing their Keurigs?What possibly could go wrong? - Jeremy Newberger tweet

George Santos Acknowledges Possessing Documents From His Time as Pope. - Andy Borowitz
Watching conservative women use faux outrage about the government coming for their gas stoves while state legislators are already inside their uteruses is wild, y’all…- piper4missouri tweet

Who says crime doesn't pay? Trump Org runs tax fraud scheme for 15 years. Fined $1.6 million. 5 months in jail for CFO. - Don Lewis tweet
Biden Is Lying About Documents, Claims George Santos. - Andy Borowitz
Donald Trump has been up since 4:00 AM frantically stress-Truthing about Special Counsel Jack Smith and I'm enjoying every MF second of it. - Liam Nissan
Jack Smith is going to give Donald Trump a heart attack. - Mayo tweet
The craziest part about George Santos is that he, nor any House Republican are eager to reveal who George Santos really is. There’s been no demand for truth. It’s f*cking crazy. - Tim Hannan tweet
I personally hope George Santos DOESN'T resign.Because it will be fun watching the feds embarrass the GOP by indicting his "half black" "Jew-ish" ass and dragging him out of the House on national tv. - BlackKnight10K tweet

Do you remember when the FBI announced an investigation into Hillary a week before the 2016 election?
At this week’s ANTIFA meeting, we will practice the fine art of gas stove disassembly and transport in the dead of night. - Imspeaking13 tweet

Jonas Salk, inventor of polio vaccine: "There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?"Frederick Banting, inventor of insulin: "Insulin does not belong to me. It belongs to the world."Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel: 400% price hike on COVID vaccine is "consistent with the value." - Warren Gunnels tweet
In 1974, to draw more crowds, the MLB's Cleveland Indians promoted beer at 10 cents per cup.Unfortunately, this just got the crowd so drunk that a woman flashed the umpire, a naked man stole 2nd base & a father and son mooned the bleachers.The game ended after a riot in the 9th inning. - Amazing Facts tweet