Tuesday, August 9, 2022

FBI raids Trump's Mar-a-Lago home amid reported investigation into classified documents

Former President Donald Trump said Monday evening that the Federal Bureau of Investigation had conducted a raid of his Florida home.
“These are dark times for our Nation, as my beautiful home, Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida is currently under siege, raided and occupied by a large group of FBI agents,” Trump said 


(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox)
“Safe’s in the back.”

- Mike Scollins tweet




An FBI raid on a former president sets a dangerous precedent by implying the rule of law applies equally to everyone. - Seva tweet


The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Unconfirmed reports that Hillary Clinton has started a conga line in the Hamptons! - AllKnowingSean tweet






New Yorker Trumpets That Democrats Might Try To Kill Trump.


You gotta assume the stuff trump keeps in his safe is pretty wild and also likely crimey. - Molly Jong-Fast







Republican Shenanigans


If I was Rudy Giuliani, I'd be real damn careful around stairs right about now. - Stonekettle

 






Ooo, Ooo, Mike Pence Chimes In!
Former Vice President Mike Pence on Tuesday said the FBI’s raid of former President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence undermined public confidence in the justice system and called for a “full accounting” from Attorney General Merrick Garland.



Mitch McConnell hasn’t visited the flood zones in his home state. I guess he can’t find his Campaign Jeans. - Stephen King







“Please don't be too nice' while arresting thugs, and don't worry about their heads when you toss them in the paddy wagon.” - Donald Trump



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Rock The Voter News

Tonight on "Hannity"- Hunter Biden's explosive Uranium One assault on Benghazi using Obama's Birth Certificate.

And no mention of Trump. - John Fugelsang





Judge Rules The House Must Receive Trump's Tax Returns. But, But, Aren't They Still Under Audit?
The Internal Revenue Service must hand over former President Trump’s tax returns to a House committee, a federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday, dismissing a long-running legal challenge to block tax officials from complying with a request for the records from Democratic lawmakers.








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Business/Tech News

There are 724 billionaires in the US and 87,000 new IRS agents.

They're not going after the rich, cupcakes. They're coming for you. - Hannah Cox





Monkeypox Vaccine Won't Be Injected Deep With A Needle. Good.
The Biden administration has decided to stretch out its limited supply of monkeypox vaccine by allowing a different method of injection that uses one-fifth as much per shot, the New York Times reported on Monday, citing senior officials familiar with the planning.






Nixon Visited Mar-a-Lago Before Trump Owned It
President Richard Nixon toured Mar-a-Lago on an impromptu visit in the summer of 1974. That was a month before he resigned the presidency – which happened 48 years ago today on Aug. 9, 1974.



"All aboard the Trump Train! Next stop Mar-a-Leavenworth!" - Liam Nissan



Arnold Schwarzenegger: I still got it





Monday, August 8, 2022

Trump Flushed Documents Down the White House Toilet, Shocking Pictures Reveal

Trump Flushed Documents Down the White House Toilet, Shocking Pictures Reveal
...Much of the commotion revolved around the absurd, yet predictable — hilarious, yet tragic — report that Trump, as commander in chief, had a habit of flushing White House documents down the toilet.


I don't know how much more of this crap the country can take. - George Conway





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

My favorite thing about Trump's quote about Hitler's generals is that they tried to murder him multiple times. If only our generals had been so loyal. - BlackKnight10K






Muslims Murdered in New Mexico
Police in New Mexico and federal agencies were probing the murders of four Muslim men to determine if the killings, the latest of which happened on Friday evening, were linked while the state's governor described them as "targeted killings."



I can't wait for the Fall season of The Insurrectionists. - Kona Lowell





Republican Shenanigans

Migrants Unsure Why Leaving Texas Is Considered Punishment. - Andy Borowitz






Lindsey Graham Receives Senate Hand Slap
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) received a warning early Sunday morning to follow the Senate’s decorum rules after he accused Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-N.H.) of being “deceitful” and “dishonest” and vowed “we’re going to call you out.”










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Rock The Voter News

I like how Biden never tries to redirect natural disasters with a Sharpie. - John Collins





Carpe Diem: Democrats Yesterday
The Senate on Sunday passed Democrats' sweeping economic package designed to combat climate change, address health care costs and raise taxes on large corporations, marking a crucial achievement for President Biden and his party as they look to maintain their hold on Congress in the November midterm elections.



I hope Nancy woke up this morn, called Mitch, laughed and hung up. - Jay Arnold



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Business/Tech News

Mitch McConnell Accuses Democrats of Recklessly Saving Planet. - Andy Borowitz






Trump Warns That Alex Jones Verdict Will Have Chilling Effect On Lying Industry. - Andy Borowitz






Friday, August 5, 2022

4,500 Tips About Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Were Punted to Trump White House, FBI Director Admits


On Thursday, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted to Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) that the bureau’s 2018 investigation into sexual assault allegations against then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was a sham.



So glad I’m safe from Hunter Biden’s laptop while rapist Brett Kavanaugh is sitting on the Supreme Court making decisions about our bodies. - OhNoSheTwitnt






Justice Department Urges Trump to Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz






Pentagon Prefers D.C. Overrun By Immigrants Bused In From Texas and Arizona



FBI Director Christopher Wray owes Dr. Christine Blasey Ford a public apology. Needs to reopen the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault investigation. Trump coverup to get him on the Supreme Court.

Susan Collins should be f*cking concerned. There's only one liar here.  - clockoutwars tweet




“Intimate Messages With Roger Stone” sounds like a failed Cinemax soft-core porn pitch, circa 1993. - Rick Wilson







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Seeks Immunity In Exchange For Testifying Against Eric. - Andy Borowitz





Dick Cheney Trashes Trump. What Does His Old Boss, Dubya, Have To Say?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney put many Twitter users in a weird spot on Thursday when he released a campaign ad for Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.), his daughter, that condemned former President Donald Trump.



What we need is a strain of Mind Your Own F*cking Business that only infects Republicans. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Hey Madison County, N.C.,  AR-15s Were On Site At Uvalde Within Minutes And That Didn't Help. It's The Cops, Stupid!
The school system in Madison County, N.C., plans to put AR-15 rifles in emergency safes in each of its six schools as a part of a plan for enhanced security in the wake of the Uvalde, Texas, school shooting earlier this year.



Mitch McConnell Demands Sinema Be Drug-tested After Behaving Like Democrat. - Andy Borowitz








Amazon has bought iRobot Corp., the company that makes Roomba vacuum cleaners, and other robotic cleaning up products, just in case your Alexa misses any Conversations. - NotHoodlum tweet





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Business/Tech News

A little boy in the grocery store just pointed at me and said to his mother “Mom why is that lady wearing a mask” and the mom whispered something to him and then he started glaring at me. Everything is fine. - OhNoSheTwitnt







Anyone That Has To Fly Has My Sincere Condolences



“Man, Biden’s the worst”, the redhat said on his way to work. - Jay Black tweet






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This is not a stained glass window but a close-up of a dragonfly's wings drying.

Peace.