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Friday, March 11, 2022

Biden administration set to extend travel mask mandate for another month

Biden administration set to extend travel mask mandate for another month

The Transportation Security Administration is set to extend the federal public transportation mask mandate for another 30 days, an administration official told CNN, pointing to guidance from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Anti-maskers are the perfect example of Americans exercising their freedom to be assholes.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

"Trump in 2024" is another way of saying "Believe it or not, Republicans don't have anyone better." - Middle Age Riot

China Backs Russia On Biological Weapons Conspiracy Theory

China is backing unsubstantiated claims made by Russia that the U.S. has biolabs in Ukraine.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov has made unverified claims that Russia has discovered U.S. biolabs in the nation to “develop ethnically targeted biological weapons,”

Ukraine has a drone that drops Molotov cocktails. Yes you read that right. - Tristan Snell

Republican Shenanigans

Truckers Call Off Protest After Realizing It Meant Listening To Ted Cruz Talk. - Andy Borowitz

Uh Oh, Greg Abbott May Be Losing Some Major Donors
More than 60 major corporations are calling on Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and other leaders targeting things like access to gender-affirming care to “abandon efforts to write discrimination into law and policy.”

Please stop sending money to a guy with multiple bankruptcies, a busted plane, and no accountant. - John Collins

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It's nice to have a president who colludes with America. - Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

Please pray for Jen Psaki, she's currently undergoing surgery to remove her foot from Peter Doocy’s ass. - AvengerResister tweet

Biden Reminds Americans That The GOP Is Full Of BS, In A Nice Way.
President Joe Biden ripped Republicans in a speech to Democrats, and mocked GOP lawmakers who took credit for infrastructure projects after voting against the bipartisan bill that funds them.

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Business/Tech News

Just in: With the recent spike in crude prices,... the major oil companies have announced that they will now be able to afford several more Republican members of Congress. - Roshan Rinaldi

Republicans Continue To Dumb Down Florida
Legislation restricting how race is discussed in the workplace was approved by Florida lawmakers and sent to Gov. Ron DeSantis, paving the way for the first law of its kind in the country.

Expensive gas has replaced COVID as the #1 excuse to not visit annoying people in your life. - Jeremy Newberger

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Thursday, March 10, 2022

Trump asks supporters to pay for new plane after emergency

Trump asks supporters to pay for new plane after emergency

Ex-President Trump is asking his loyal army of supporters to help him buy a new plane after a private plane was forced to make an emergency ...

The Obama and Clinton foundations are fundraising to help Ukraine.

Trump is fundraising to buy himself a new plane.

American compassion vs. American greed. -7Veritas4 tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Russia didn’t want us involved with Ukraine they shouldn’t have involved themselves in our elections. - Tim Hannan

Zelensky Says Putin Is Bluffing About Nukes

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky called Russian President Vladimir Putin’s threat to use nuclear force should the West get involved in the war a “bluff.”

The Ukrainian leader has ramped up his calls for the West to impose a no-fly zone over the country as Russian aerial attacks have intensified and amid warnings that Moscow may be prepared to use weapons of mass destruction on its neighbor.

We don’t have enough psychiatrists to treat all these “patriots.” - John Collins

Legendary Canadian Sniper “Wali” is now in Ukraine and he has vowed to pick off Russian soldiers one by one.

Republican Shenanigans

For Lent,
I'm giving up Fundamentalist Right-Wing Christians
who talk all about Jesus
while ignoring all Jesus talked about. - John Fugelsang

This Will Turn Into The "Election Police" Intimidating People at the Polls. So Flori-duh.
The Republican-controlled Florida House on Wednesday night passed a voting overhaul bill that would create a new security office to investigate election crimes and increase penalties for violating the state's elections laws.

MAGA: “Hang Mike Pence!”

Mike Pence: “I’m sure they had their reasons.” - John Collins

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What the hell kinda billionaire goes around begging people money to buy a private jet??? - Covie tweet

Rock The Voter News

Say “war” in Russia and face 15 years in prison. Say “gay” in Florida and see what happens. Take your trans teen across state lines from Idaho and face arrest. See a pattern? - Barbara Malmet

The House Legislates $13.6 Billion To Help Ukraine
The House of Representatives voted late Wednesday night to pass a massive government funding bill that includes $13.6 billion in desperately needed aid to Ukraine as the country fights back against Russia's deadly invasion.

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Business/Tech News

People are just blindly buying houses for hundreds of thousands over asking and that’s fine everything is normal and fine. - Jesse McLaren

The Salvation Army Is Being Sued For Underpaying Its Army

The Salvation Army was hit with three lawsuits on Wednesday accusing the international charity of violating federal law for not paying some employees a minimum wage.

Lawsuits were filed in federal courts in New York, Illinois and Georgia...

For people who love to boast about Trump’s cognitive tests, these people are having trouble remembering how much they loved Putin just a week ago. - Dan Rather

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Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Two Army Patriot missile batteries dispatched to Poland

Two Army Patriot missile batteries dispatched to Poland

The Pentagon is sending two Patriot surface-to-air missile batteries to Poland — a move U.S. European Command said would “proactively”...

Don’t debate the mental state of a man who would drop a 1000 pound bomb on a maternity ward. Just kill him as fast as you can. Only answer. - Noel Casler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Russian Army Wondering What’s Taking McDonalds Order So Long. - Andy Borowitz

Dear God, Putin May Nuke Ukraine Without A Nuke.
Ukraine said on Wednesday there was a danger of a radiation leak at the Chernobyl nuclear power station after electricity was cut off to the plant, but the U.N. nuclear watchdog saw "no critical impact on security".

For the record, the Soviet Union -- seemingly unworried about a confrontation with a nuclear power -- gave North Vietnam MIG fighter jets. - Andy Borowitz

The Russian embassy in Latvia

has a new neighbor across the street

Republican Shenanigans

Why boycott Kid Rock's music for political reasons when you can boycott it for musical ones? - Middle Age Riot

Everything Trump Touches Turns To Crap....
Former President Trump’s platform Truth Social has made little impact on the social media market roughly two weeks after launching on the Apple app store, with hundreds of thousands of potential users stuck on a lengthy waitlist.

This might be a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Putin will leave Ukraine unless we give him something. And I think we should give him Trump.- Andy Borowitz