Thursday, March 3, 2022

Kremlin Warns Putin Won’t Back Down From Ukraine Invasion Until ‘the End’

Kremlin Warns Putin Won’t Back Down From Ukraine Invasion Until ‘the End’
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov sent a chill around the globe Wednesday when he said World War III would be “nuclear.” Now, he’s issued another threatening message to the world, saying that President Vladimir Putin won’t back down from his invasion of Ukraine until “the end.” 



Is it just me, or does Putin have a penchant for nukes?


Record TV Ratings Expected For Putin’s War Crimes Trial at The Hague. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin Clarifies That His Ban on Journalists Does Not Include Tucker Carlson. - Andy Borowitz






Biden Wants 10 Billion Sent To Ukraine
The White House on Wednesday formally asked Congress to authorize $10 billion in additional humanitarian, economic and security assistance for Ukraine and allies in central Europe to respond to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.







America is starting to get back to normal, which is great, but something keeps gnawing at me, something in the back of my mind that I can’t quite oh yeah now I remember it’s that REPUBLICANS TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE F*CKING GOVERNMENT. - Middle Age Riot






Republican Shenanigans

When Marjorie Taylor Greene heckled Biden I came this close to using my space laser. - Andy Borowitz





Just Arrest Him, Already!
The House panel investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol said Wednesday for the first time that its evidence suggests crimes may have been committed by former President Donald Trump and his associates in the failed effort to overturn the outcome of the 2020 presidential election.






Putin: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything." - Middle Age Riot








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Rock The Voter News






Ukrainian Decides To Dance Instead of Fight
Maks Chmerkovskiy is back on U.S. soil after a harrowing week spent trying to get out of Ukraine. The Dancing with the Stars alum, who was in Kyiv to film the Ukrainian version of World of Dance, kept his social media followers updated with tense videos as air-raid sirens blared in the city and he worked to flee the country by train.







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Business/Tech News

I am 100% behind the idea of creating a show called Yacht Seize. - Danny Deraney





Russia Playing Russian Roulette?




Zelensky proves that not all TV stars are sh*tty leaders. - John Collins






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Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Boebert and Greene Turn Their Backs on Biden’s Cabinet and Heckle Him During SOTU Speech

Reps. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) turned their backs on President Joe Biden’s cabinet as they entered the House chamber before the State of the Union, and both shouted at Biden during his address.



Americans Stunned By Jarring Spectacle of President Praising NATO. - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


If we’re seizing all Russian assets, does that mean Mar-a-lago belongs to us now? - Woman in the Moon tweet







Zelensky Asks The World For More Help







"A state that commits war crimes against civilians shouldn't be a member of the UN Security Council." - Volodymyr Zelenskyy








Republican Shenanigans

For the Republican Party, a new low is just a temporary state until they reach the next new low. - Middle Age Riot






Zelensky Assassination Attempt Foiled By -- Guess Who? -- Russians!
Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council chief Oleksiy Danilov announced during a briefing Tuesday that Ukrainian forces had foiled an assassination plot against President Volodymyr Zelensky, according to a Telegram post from Ukrainian authorities...Ukrainian authorities had been tipped off about the plot by members of Russia's Federal Security Service who do not support the war, he added.







Here's an idea.  Get Tish James to shut down Trump Org and relocate Ukrainian refugees to Trump properties.

Who's on board? - Tea Pain tweet








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Rock The Voter News

Stephen Colbert sums up the tone of President Biden's SOTU -  "It was a roller coaster ride of riproaring reasonableness."

Isn't that a nice change? - Janice Hough






When someone shows you who they are believe them








Marco Rubio was not at the State of the Union.

He will not be at the next one either because Val Demings will be taking his place. - Jake Cocchiarella







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Business/Tech News

If any normal American acted in their workplace the way Marjorie Taylor Greene acted last night, they would be fired from their job. - Marcus Flowers who is running to unseat Marjorie Taylor Greene






Ukraine Asks the Mothers of Russian POWs To Pick Them Up At the Border
Ukraine's defense ministry is asking mothers of captured Russian troops to come pick up their sons.




Ash Wednesday - the one day the Pope wants you to get dirty. - John Fugelsang
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Tuesday, March 1, 2022

A mini edition







Just had a conversation with @POTUS. The American leadership on anti-Russian sanctions and defense assistance to Ukraine was discussed. We must stop the aggressor as soon as possible. Thank you for your support! - President Zelensky tweet this morning







Manufacturers of Performance-enhancing Drugs Impose Sanctions on Russia. - Andy Borowitz







Putin Bans State Media From Using Words “War,” “Invasion,” and “Small Penis” - Andy Borowitz







You know what would be a nice distraction from WWIII? Locking up a few Trumps. - NotHoodlum tweet







US Cancels Putin's Membership in Netflix. - Andy Borowitz








OK, We Have To Like Elon Musk Again




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Trump Claims He Advised Putin To Skip Invasion And Just Redraw Map With Sharpie. - Andy Borowitz








To Show Support For Putin Trump Makes Eric Join Russian Army. - Andy Borowitz



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Notice that Republican support for Putin ended at the exact same time that Russian money stopped flowing. must be just one of those strange coincidences, I guess. - Jeff Tiedrich







A headline to make the  oligarchs shudder:

#NEWS: Monaco to freeze assets & impose sanctions on Russians
 
Prince Albert said Monaco has “adopted & implemented without delay procedures for the freezing of funds & economic sanctions identical to those taken by most Euro States.” - Jim Sciutto, CNN







I totally forgot about the worse than Watergate story about Hillary Clinton that Fox News broke a few weeks ago. It went the way of the Freedom Truckers. 

Off the road. - Jeremy Newberger








“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession”

The moment I heard this clip in 1992 on the 5 o'clock news, I was 9, doing homework in my mom's room. I knew I would rock with her for a very long time. - Mr. Weeks tweet












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Time To Deflate Photo

Happy Mardi Gras, New Orleans.  Laissez les bons temps rouler. My favorite city in the world.


Peace.