Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Anti-Vax Leader Urges Followers to Drink Their Own Urine to Fight COVID

Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure...



Today, thousands of white people that call minorities "stupid" and "lazy" will drink their own urine. - Tea Pain tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans


Forcing SEALs to get a vaccine might violate their Christian beliefs.

While they're shooting people. - John Fugelsang



Quebec Knows What COVID Buttons To Push
Public health officials have grappled with the best strategies to convince their people to get vaccinated for Covid-19 for over a year of this pandemic, but Quebec’s government may have found the solution: cut off your citizens’ supply of booze and weed if they don’t get vaccinated.



Welcome to Republican America, where you can drink piss but you can't teach children that Nazis are bad. what in actual f*ck is wrong with these people. - Jeff Tiedrich







Republican Shenanigans

Republicans work harder to keep masks out of schools than guns. - Middle Age Riot







Well, If Eric Trump Says So! ROFLOL
Trump Organization Executive Vice President Eric Trump on Monday lashed out at New York Attorney General Letitia James’s probe into his family's eponymous business, claiming that it is unconstitutional for her office to file lawsuits against his father, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump.



It's a victory for everyone who thinks Christianity is about being a selfish schmuck indifferent to the lives of others.   

Well done, Grab Em By The Pussyvangelicals. - John Fugelsang







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--Jimmy Carter






Dr. Fauci Calls Out Rand Paul's Lies, Splendidly.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country's top infectious disease expert, on Tuesday during a hearing sparred with Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., after the senator attacked the doctor for appearing to disagree with scientists who said the coronavirus originated from a lab in China.


Dr. Fauci shuts down Republican Rand Paul: "You just do the same thing every hearing.
We are here at a committee to look at a virus now that has killed almost 900,000 people … And you keep coming back to personal attacks on me that have absolutely no relevance to reality."






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If you claim "Religious Exemption" from a vax bc it was developed w/lines from old fetal cells, then you MUST also avoid:

Tylenol
aspirin
Tums
Lipitor
Motrin
ibuprofen
Maalox
Ex-Lax
Benadryl
Sudafed
Preparation H

Maybe it's easier to act like a Christian & just care abt others. - John Fugelsang






How Can People Live In A Sinking Building?
What’s the 14th-century Leaning Tower of Pisa to impress with its tilt when there’s a modern-day building that slants even more? San Francisco’s Millennium Tower, one of glitziest residential buildings in the city, is now tilting more than two feet north and west and continues to tilt at a rate of three inches a year because it’s sinking into the ground. In fact, it has already sunk between 17 and 18 inches. If the problem isn’t fixed, the building could eventually tilt 40 inches, the maximum it needs to function and most probably for the elevators and plumbing to work.











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Monday, January 10, 2022

President Biden comes out swinging against Republicans

The president pledged to use all of the powers of his office to thwart Republicans still under the thumb of Donald Trump


After almost a year, it's still a pleasure to have a president who shuts the f*ck up and lets us all enjoy a quiet weekend. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Americans Hope That Jim Jordan’s Refusal to Talk Becomes a Trend. - Andy Borowitz






OMG. The GOP Sheep Went From Malaria Pills To Bleach To Horse Dewormer and Now To Drink Your Urine!
Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said









Ted Cruz Says He Will Enter Rehab After Making Rational Comment. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans


They reject proven vaccines, but now think drinking urine will save them? Sometimes it really does feel like we’re drifting back toward the Middle Ages. - Steven Beschloss







Republican Admits That Right Wing Talk Radio Has Been Out Of Control For Decades
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) argued on Sunday that the base of the Republican party has turned into an “angry, fearful victimized group of people” and that former President Donald Trump is “a symptom” of years of past leadership and “profit-driven radio shows.”








If I ever go on a crime spree or just become a completely abhorrent person, I’m just gonna run for office as a Republican and hide out in the GOP.  - Noel Casler



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There is probably more voter fraud in The Villages than in the rest of the nation combined. - John Collins






Girl, Why Did You Go To COVID Infected Florida?



The U.S. Mint announced today it has begun rolling out the Maya Angelou Quarter, making her the first Black woman ever to appear on the coin.



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We're all in this together, which is kinda the problem. - LOLGOP






Oh, Please, These Self Centered Sports Figures Need To Be Banned.



Overhead @ the dispensary:

Budtender: “Sir, can you put a mask on please?”

Sir: “Sure, sorry. I’m from Texas - we don’t have all these regulations down there. We have freedom in Texas.”

Budtender: “Isn’t weed like a felony in Texas?” - Chris Becker









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Friday, January 7, 2022

Biden takes aim at GOP for 'talking down' economic recovery

President Biden on Friday sharpened his attacks against Republicans on the economy, accusing them of “talking down” the economic recovery as he lauded the decline in unemployment and job growth during his first year in office.


12 months ago the unemployment rate was 6.7%

today, 3.9% 

we've never seen anything like this in US history. 

if Biden were Republican, press would put him on Mt Rushmore. - Eric Boehlert






 
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Remember-
If there's a news story 
about how Ivanka Trump 
really really tried 
to make her dad do the right thing
whoever leaked it 
is probably married 
to Jared Kushner.

#January6th - John Fugelsang





I 💗 Republican Infighting
Allen West, a conservative firebrand running for governor, called for an investigation into Operation Lone Star and the resignation of the leader of the Texas Army National Guard following reports of problems with pay and working conditions during Gov. Greg Abbott's highly touted mission to curb border crossings.


Trump was also defeated by a ramp, an umbrella, wind, rain, spelling, grammar, geography, history, math, and science. - The USA Singers tweet






Republican Shenanigans



Q: “Are you disappointed with the way [Republicans] have treated your daughter?”

Dick Cheney: “My daughter can take care of herself.”





The only thing scarier than Mike Pence saving democracy is Dan Quayle instructing Mike Pence on saving democracy. - John Fugelsang



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The only thing Jesus and Trump have in common is that they both hung out with hookers & they both used ghostwriters. - John Fugelsang






The Good People Among Us...



Trump Touched That Biden Remembered His Anniversary. - Andy Borowitz






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Imagine getting with a bunch of people together and storming Congress to make some rich asshole happy instead of to get healthcare for everyone or end poverty. - ProtestCheese tweet







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If you wanted the sky I would write across the sky in letters that would soar a thousand feet high..
To Sir… with Love         
Sir Sidney Poitier R.I.P.
He showed us how to reach for the stars. - Whoopi Goldberg






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Time To Deflate Photo
Somewhere in the Antarctica.


Peace.