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Thursday, December 9, 2021

'Get them ready now': Matt Gaetz and Steve Bannon discuss plan to take over government with 'shock troops'

'Get them ready now': Matt Gaetz and Steve Bannon discuss plan to take over government with 'shock troops'

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) on Thursday talked with conservative broadcaster Steve Bannon about a plan to use "4,000 shock troops" to take over the jobs of federal government employees.

Do not be misled: President Trump is trying to hide what happened on January 6th and to delay and obstruct. We will not let that happen.

The truth will come out. - Liz Cheney

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Putin Believes Negotiating With US Would Be Easier If He Had Pee Tape of Biden. - Andy Borowitz

I have come to the conclusion that I must continue my work as attorney general.

There are a number of important investigations and cases that are underway, and I intend to finish the job.

I am running for re-election to complete the work New Yorkers elected me to do. - Letitia James

My, My, My. Do You Think Trump Will Show Up?
New York's attorney general wants Donald Trump to testify within weeks as part of her investigation into potential fraud in his family-owned business.

Letitia James just put down a deposit on all of the empty space in Trump’s head.

I can’t wait for the his “official statement.” - ReportsDaNews tweet

Republican Shenanigans

And somewhere in Eastern Europe, Donald Trump's 4th wife just finished her math homework. - John Fugelsang

Who Knew That COVID Feminizes You? Tucker Carlson, That's Who!

Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson claimed that getting the coronavirus “feminizes people.”

“So somebody who knows him told me, and I’d be interested in getting your take on this, that getting COVID emasculated him, it changed him, it feminized him, it weakened him as a man. Do you think that’s…” Carlson asked right-wing British politician Nigel Farage

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Rock The Voter News

You In Danger, Girls. Kevlar Up!

A Florida man is facing federal charges for making violent threats against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) and Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.).

Paul Hoeffer, 60, was charged with three counts of interstate transmission of threats to injure and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted

Humanity. Decency. Empathy. Respect for human life. Waking up every day to make lives better. These things matter. Thank you, Joe Biden. - Steven Beschloss

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Business/Tech News

When FOX News learned that under Biden, jobless claims are lower than they've been in 52 years, heads exploded, along with their plastic and wire Christmas tree. - Cheri Jacobus

Ah, Michael Smerconish, the CNN Host Who Interviewed Ken Starr During the ME TOO Movement AND When The Pandemic Broke Out He Told His Son To Go On Spring Break! You Can Do Much Better, CNN. Much, Much Better.
CNN’s Michael Smerconish, filling in for recently-fired anchor Chris Cuomo, secured 659,000 total viewers and 176,000 viewers in the demo. While those numbers pale in comparison to Hannity’s, they are in line with what Cuomo drew in recent months, and ensured Smerconish placed third on the CNN roster in total viewers and second in the demo.

I prefer not to think about that study that shows children who play Mary and Joseph are statistically more successful in adulthood. As I watch my son play Sheep Number 42. - Felicity Hannah

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Peace.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Biden says U.S. won't send troops unilaterally to defend Ukraine against Russia

Biden says U.S. won't send troops unilaterally to defend Ukraine against Russia

WASHINGTON – President Joe Biden said Wednesday that his administration was not considering sending U.S. troops to Ukraine amid an alarming.

‘You Know, If I Were You, I’d Go After Finland,’ Says Biden Trying To Dissuade Putin From Invading Ukraine. - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

If Pearl Harbor happened today and Joe Biden was the President, Republicans would side with the Japanese. - jojofromjerz tweet

Republican Says: It Takes One To Know One
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) on Tuesday torched some of his most prominent Republican colleagues this week, calling members of the hard-right House Freedom Caucus “grifters” and “performance artists” who only “know how to say slogans real well.”

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of rifle mags danced in their heads. - freshwaterpurl tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Antivaxxers are convinced that their sperm will soon be worth a fortune! Hahahahaha! How much would anyone be willing to pay for sperm from a person so stupid that it will probably swim the wrong way? - Bette Midler

Congressional Staff Members Call Out Rep. Boebert
More than 400 congressional staff members are calling on House leaders to “categorically reject the incendiary rhetoric” in the workplace following the recent anti-Muslim remarks by Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., about Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn.

Teary-Eyed Prince Andrew Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell Groomed Him To Have Sex With Dozens Of Teens. - The Onion

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Rock The Voter News

Mitch McConnell is going to be in the Senate until they carry him out in a box, and probably then he'll be knocking on the lid and screaming, "We didn't vote on this!" - Stephen King

The Democratic Party Should Kick Out Joe Manchin

Senate Republicans are moving forward with their plans to defund President Biden's COVID-19 vaccine and testing requirements for private businesses.

Democratic Senators Joe Manchin of West Virginia and Jon Tester of Montana indicated that they will support it, meaning that the measure will likely pass since this vote will only require a simple majority

Meadows Decides To Testify After Being Threatened With Sharing Prison Cell With Bannon. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

The Olympics: When all the nations of the world compete to see who has the best steroids. - Trevor Noah

Roseanne Roseannadanna Agrees!

A national group of utility companies has stopped allowing data it collects on millions of Americans to be shared with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

The National Consumer Telecom & Utilities Exchange has previously given sensitive information from cable, phone and power bills to the credit bureau Equifax, which packaged that and sold it to databases used by government agencies, including ICE.

BREAKING: Gas prices are falling significantly, the stock market is surging, the job market is red-hot, pay is up, the vaccination rate is climbing, and Vice President Harris hasn’t defended a president who attacked our democracy and wanted her dead. - Earl Stephens tweet

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Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Georgia judge halts federal contractor vaccine mandate nationwide

Georgia judge halts federal contractor vaccine mandate nationwide

A judge in South Georgia has temporarily blocked President Joe Biden's vaccine mandate for federal contractors and subcontractors.

The Greatest Generation:

Fought and died to protect the world from the forces of tyranny because human decency said they had to.

The Dumbest Generation:

Refused to get vaccinated to protect their families from a virus because a racist con man said they didn't have to. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

In the age of Covid, we averaged a Pearl Harbor loss EVERY DAY for 12 months.

Media Whores Addressed

Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank joined Brianna Keilar on CNN Monday to discuss his recent column, in which he argues that new data shows that the media is treating President Joe Biden as bad or worse than it did former President Donald Trump.

It has now been 335 days since January 6.

335 days after Watergate, a special prosecutor was named — a day after hearings began on Capitol Hill. Things were just heating up. - Tristan Snell