Thursday, September 9, 2021

Sean Spicer says he is suing Biden administration for kicking him off board of U.S. Naval Academy

Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary, said at his anchor desk at Newsmax on Wednesday that he plans to join a lawsuit suing ...


Biden really should've PAY-PER-VIEW'd the firings of Kellyanne Conway & Sean Spicer, and used the money to cover the cost of the *entire* infrastructure bill. - Jake Lobin






All Members Of Congress To Be Tested For Covid And IQ. - Andy Borowitz






Arrest Is A Dish Best Served Cold
All three members of an Arizona trio who barged into an elementary school principal’s office with zip ties and threatened to place her under citizen’s arrest for following public health guidelines have instead been arrested themselves, the Tucson Police Department confirmed.






Horrified Anti-Vaxxer Discovers Every American Who Got Smallpox Vaccine In 19th Century Now Dead. - The Onion





Republican Shenanigans






Every Republican running for office in 2022 will use the same slogan: "If I lose, they cheated." - Middle Age Riot







Arkansas Deserves Better Than Another Huckabee As Governor
Conservative political action committee Maggie's List formally endorsed former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders for Arkansas governor on Thursday along with a number of other Republican women running for office in 2022. 






Reminder:

Liz Cheney doesn't like Trump but she's 100% on-board with GOP voter suppression bills which are inspired by Trump's baseless lies about the 2020 election. - Pé tweet



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Legislators regulating the female reproductive system should first have to pass a test about it. - Andy Borowitz






California Leading The Way, Again.



The President’s executive order on vaccines is the natural next move.  He tried the carrot. Now is time for the stick. - Joe Lockhart







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How dare the government tell me not to spread a deadly pandemic. What is this, BIG BROTHER? - Jeremy Newberger



Ford Ceases Operations In India, Apparently Few In India Can Afford A Ford
Ford Motor Company announced on Thursday that it will stop manufacturing vehicles in India after losing more than $2 billion over the past 10 years. 



This is part of the media problem. immediately following Biden address, CNN features 4 political voices, one medical voice. - Eric Boehlert






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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Trump to offer commentary at heavyweight fight on 9/11

Former President Trump is set to offer live commentary at a boxing event from Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla., that falls on the 20th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. 


Trump didn’t make people stupid or racist. They’ve been stupid and racist for a long time, he just convinced them it was something to brag about. - OhNoSheTwitnt





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Jimmy Kimmel on how hospitals should treat the unvaccinated:
“Vaccinated person having a heart attack? Yes, come right in, we’ll take care of you. Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo? Rest in peace, wheezy.”




 


Surprise, Surprise. China Fueling Anti-vaxxers
A wide-ranging pro-Chinese influence group is attempting to use social media platforms and other forums to mobilize physical protests around COVID-19 concerns in the United States, research released Wednesday found.








Republican Shenanigans


Trump Buys Robert E. Lee Statue From Virginia For His Bedroom. - Andy Borowitz






Texas Is Going To Be An Election Audit Free-For-All
Texas Republican legislators coming off a successful effort to overhaul the state’s election procedures are preparing new legislation that would dramatically expand the rights of candidates and political party bosses to force mandatory audits of future elections. 



Ron DeSantis can try to deflect all he wants.We know he’s sacrificing the lives of Floridians on the altar of his ambition.

--Chris Hahn





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Flashback to 5 years ago


Abbott Says Texas Could Reduce Unwanted Pregnancies If People Would Think of Him Before Having Sex. - Andy Borowitz





Idaho Rationing Health Care
Idaho public health leaders announced Tuesday that they activated “crisis standards of care” allowing health care rationing for the state’s northern hospitals because there are more coronavirus patients than the institutions can handle.







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A barista at my neighborhood coffee shop on the Upper West Side asks a couple who are about to sit down: “Can I see your ID’s and vaccination cards?”

Music to my ears!

If every retail establishment in America asked this question, a lot of lives would be saved. - Max Boot



Dershowitz Continues Whining About Larry David






Went to costco today where a woman took her mask off to sneeze fully unencumbered, and that’s when i knew for sure that we will be in a pandemic for the rest of my life. - beth boudan tweet











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Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Texas AG Ken Paxton: Abortion bounties on women is 'what the Founders intended'

Texas AG Ken Paxton: Abortion bounties on women is 'what the Founders intended'
...During an appearance on Real America's Voice, Paxton told host Steve Bannon that the Texas "heartbeat bill" is "amazing" because it allows anyone to sue to collect $10,000 bounties from each person who assists a woman in having an abortion.



I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum.
George Bernard Shaw







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

The main lesson to be learned from 2021, is to never vote for someone who tries to kill you. - Alan Baxter tweet






Who Knew That College Football Games Are Superspreader Events? Fauci, That's Who.








Texas Officially Renames Holiday You Must Go Into Labor Day. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

Raise your hand if you'd like to see Kevin McCarthy testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain just what the f*ck is in those phone records that he so desperately wants to keep hidden. - Jeff Tiedrich





The Award For Arse Kissing Goes To...








Texas Urged To Abort Governor After Finding No Evidence of Heart. - Andy Borowitz







Somebody should look up what kind of insurance claim Trump will file for Bedminster re: Ida, you know he will. - Noel Casler


Mexico’s Supreme Court has ruled that criminalizing abortion is unconstitutional, making the country more progressive on abortion rights than the US. - Travis Allen







Puleeze. Joe Scarborough tried to represent Michael F. Griffin on a murder charge in the slaying of Dr. David Gunn, who was shot outside a Pensacola abortion clinic in March 1993. Joe Got Elected On The Backs Of These Crazy Anti-Abortionists in 1994. He Also Voted Against Federal Protection of Abortion Clinics.
MSNBC's Joe Scarborough bashed the U.S. Supreme Court for opening the door to "constitutional chaos" by refusing to block a Texas law banning abortion after six weeks.









Why is charging $50 for a $6 case of water during a hurricane considered price gouging, but charging $700 for a $5 vial of insulin is considered health care? - Deacon Blues tweet


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I support keeping the US minimum wage at $7.25 per hour.

But only for Congress, bc most of them live off the tips. - John Fugelsang






A Revisit To Clinton's Impeachment. Naw, I'll Pass.
Monica Lewinsky spoke to Savannah Guthrie about Ryan Murphy’s upcoming series American Crime Story: Impeachment, revealing that she no longer needs an apology from Bill Clinton.


Our only hope is that COVID gets tired of winning. - Conan O'Brien







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