Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Trump to offer commentary at heavyweight fight on 9/11

Former President Trump is set to offer live commentary at a boxing event from Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla., that falls on the 20th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. 


Trump didn’t make people stupid or racist. They’ve been stupid and racist for a long time, he just convinced them it was something to brag about. - OhNoSheTwitnt





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Jimmy Kimmel on how hospitals should treat the unvaccinated:
“Vaccinated person having a heart attack? Yes, come right in, we’ll take care of you. Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo? Rest in peace, wheezy.”




 


Surprise, Surprise. China Fueling Anti-vaxxers
A wide-ranging pro-Chinese influence group is attempting to use social media platforms and other forums to mobilize physical protests around COVID-19 concerns in the United States, research released Wednesday found.








Republican Shenanigans


Trump Buys Robert E. Lee Statue From Virginia For His Bedroom. - Andy Borowitz






Texas Is Going To Be An Election Audit Free-For-All
Texas Republican legislators coming off a successful effort to overhaul the state’s election procedures are preparing new legislation that would dramatically expand the rights of candidates and political party bosses to force mandatory audits of future elections. 



Ron DeSantis can try to deflect all he wants.We know he’s sacrificing the lives of Floridians on the altar of his ambition.

--Chris Hahn





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Flashback to 5 years ago


Abbott Says Texas Could Reduce Unwanted Pregnancies If People Would Think of Him Before Having Sex. - Andy Borowitz





Idaho Rationing Health Care
Idaho public health leaders announced Tuesday that they activated “crisis standards of care” allowing health care rationing for the state’s northern hospitals because there are more coronavirus patients than the institutions can handle.







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A barista at my neighborhood coffee shop on the Upper West Side asks a couple who are about to sit down: “Can I see your ID’s and vaccination cards?”

Music to my ears!

If every retail establishment in America asked this question, a lot of lives would be saved. - Max Boot



Dershowitz Continues Whining About Larry David






Went to costco today where a woman took her mask off to sneeze fully unencumbered, and that’s when i knew for sure that we will be in a pandemic for the rest of my life. - beth boudan tweet











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Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Texas AG Ken Paxton: Abortion bounties on women is 'what the Founders intended'

Texas AG Ken Paxton: Abortion bounties on women is 'what the Founders intended'
...During an appearance on Real America's Voice, Paxton told host Steve Bannon that the Texas "heartbeat bill" is "amazing" because it allows anyone to sue to collect $10,000 bounties from each person who assists a woman in having an abortion.



I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum.
George Bernard Shaw







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The main lesson to be learned from 2021, is to never vote for someone who tries to kill you. - Alan Baxter tweet






Who Knew That College Football Games Are Superspreader Events? Fauci, That's Who.








Texas Officially Renames Holiday You Must Go Into Labor Day. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

Raise your hand if you'd like to see Kevin McCarthy testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain just what the f*ck is in those phone records that he so desperately wants to keep hidden. - Jeff Tiedrich





The Award For Arse Kissing Goes To...








Texas Urged To Abort Governor After Finding No Evidence of Heart. - Andy Borowitz







Somebody should look up what kind of insurance claim Trump will file for Bedminster re: Ida, you know he will. - Noel Casler


Mexico’s Supreme Court has ruled that criminalizing abortion is unconstitutional, making the country more progressive on abortion rights than the US. - Travis Allen







Puleeze. Joe Scarborough tried to represent Michael F. Griffin on a murder charge in the slaying of Dr. David Gunn, who was shot outside a Pensacola abortion clinic in March 1993. Joe Got Elected On The Backs Of These Crazy Anti-Abortionists in 1994. He Also Voted Against Federal Protection of Abortion Clinics.
MSNBC's Joe Scarborough bashed the U.S. Supreme Court for opening the door to "constitutional chaos" by refusing to block a Texas law banning abortion after six weeks.









Why is charging $50 for a $6 case of water during a hurricane considered price gouging, but charging $700 for a $5 vial of insulin is considered health care? - Deacon Blues tweet


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I support keeping the US minimum wage at $7.25 per hour.

But only for Congress, bc most of them live off the tips. - John Fugelsang






A Revisit To Clinton's Impeachment. Naw, I'll Pass.
Monica Lewinsky spoke to Savannah Guthrie about Ryan Murphy’s upcoming series American Crime Story: Impeachment, revealing that she no longer needs an apology from Bill Clinton.


Our only hope is that COVID gets tired of winning. - Conan O'Brien







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Monday, September 6, 2021

Attorney general pledges to protect abortion clinics in Texas that may come 'under attack'

(CNN) Attorney General Merrick Garland pledged Monday to protect abortion clinics in Texas by enforcing a federal law that prohibits making ...


I will now be referring to Texas as Howdy Arabia. - Travis Allen







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

"Covid only kills a very small quantity of children!" Ok, but I have a very small quantity of children? - Ashley S. Weitz



 


The New York Times Is Continuing Their Art Of Disparaging Democrats








Wish everyone a happy new year on Rosh Hashanah. If they say "I'm not Jewish", say "I'm not Christian but you constantly jam your religion down everyone’s throats and up their vaginas so, like I said, Happy New Year.” - OhNoSheTwitnt







Republican Shenanigans

The same people who claim China developed COVID-19 in a lab are developing COVID-19 variants in their unvaccinated bodies. - Middle Age Riot






Oh, Oh! Melania Wants Nothing To Do With Being First Lady Again. YAY!
Melania Trump Reportedly Has No Interest in Helping Her Husband Run for President Again.






Really the only thing you should do at a School Board meeting is stand up and say thank you. Thank you for caring about the safety and wellbeing of your kids, for trying to educate them during a deadly pandemic, and for protecting some of them from their own a-hole parents. - Jeremey Newberger












I remember the cruelty that dawned at the beginning of the Reagan Era, my classmates that had free school breakfast taken away and the era of ‘ketchup is a vegetable’ that meanness for sport has metastasized and become a sadistic pillar of modern fascism aka MAGA. - Noel Casler







Tick Tock, McCarthy
The public spotlight around the investigation into the Capitol attack of Jan. 6 has shifted squarely onto Rep. Kevin McCarthy (Calif.), the GOP leader who has emerged as the face of defiant opposition to the congressional probe into the deadly riot.







Not sure which will destroy us first, the stupid or the evil ones. - George Takei



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40-hr work week, minimum wage, an end to child labor, family leave, health ins, Social Security, Medicare, retirement plans, and the weekend. 

Happy Labor Day
Thanks, Union Thugs. - John Fugelsang





It Is An Unhappy Labor Day For These Folks



I miss the old Republican party that just wanted to kill you with unsafe working conditions and pollution. - Heather Thomas tweet









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