Blows Are Traded at Katie Porter Townhall After Republican Candidate Shows Up With Friends, Cops Arrest 1 While Breaking Up Fracas

Blows Are Traded at Katie Porter Townhall After Republican Candidate Shows Up With Friends, Cops Arrest 1 While Breaking Up Fracas

At an outdoor town hall event for Democrat Katie Porter in California, a small but loud group of dissenters caused a disturbance that led to blows and police this weekend.

Apparently, voting restrictions aren't enough for Republicans, so now they disrupt an opponent's town hall. It's gonna be a long, hot, summer. And guns will probably be involved.

Greg Abbott Calls Texas's New Voting Laws No More Restrictive Than North Korea's.  - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• President Biden backs anti-government protests in Cuba, and calls on Cuban officials to "hear their people"
• US slaps visa restrictions on Nicaraguan lawmakers, prosecutors, judges
• Florida-based doctor may have plotted to assume presidency in Haiti, police chief suggests
• Newsmax Host Argues Vaccines Go 'Against Nature,' Interfere With Diseases Meant to 'Wipe Out a Certain Amount of People'

Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice. - Andy Borowitz

 

Kraken Kraks?

In the first federal court reckoning since the failure of the so-called “Kraken” litigation, a judge on Monday told pro-Trump lawyers Lin Wood, Sidney Powell and their co-counsel that she was concerned that their legal team allowed dodgy affidavits to be filed.

“The court is concerned that these affidavits were submitted in bad faith,” U.S. District Judge Linda Parker said in a blockbuster remark.

Sidney Powell: “Election was stolen!”

Powell Atty: “No reasonable person would believe Powell.”

MAGA: “Powell said election was stolen y'all!”

Tucker: “Vaccines are a plot!”

Fox Atty: “No reasonable person would believe Tucker.”

MAGA: “Tucker said vaccines are a plot y’all!”

- Mrs. Betty Bower

I hate to tell you this, but Donald Trump Jr is going to be indicted long before Hunter Biden ever is.

actually, I love to tell you this. cry more. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump says being impeached twice didn't change him: 'I became worse'
• Trump Election Lawyer Jenna Ellis Accuses RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel of Lying About Spat Over 2020 Election
• Tomi Lahren Defends Caitlyn Jenner After CPAC Attack, Gets Blasted From All Sides
• During Donald Trump's CPAC Speech, Fox News Adds Disclaimer That 'Voting Systems Companies Have Denied' His Election Fraud Claims
• Trump Has Shocking Moment of Honesty During CPAC Speech, Says Straw Poll Is Only Accurate If It's Good For Him; If It's Bad, He'll 'Just Say It's Fake'
• Donald Trump Criticizes Joe Biden For Owning 'All These Houses' on Lawmaker Salary: He 'Has a Lot of Toothbrushes'
• Texas AG to stop blocking critics on Twitter, ending First Amendment suit
• Melee reported at Porter town hall in California
• Rep. Madison Cawthorn Suggests Biden's Vax Outreach Is a Plot to Steal Bibles

Why would they take your Bibles when they are available for free online? - John Collins

 

Oh, Look, Another Crazy "Christian"

One of the people charged in the January 6 siege on the U.S. Capitol Building is representing herself in federal court and going with what appears to be a sovereign citizen defense.

“I am here by special divine appearance, a living soul,” Pauline Bauer said in a court appearance via Zoom on June 11, according to a report from The Daily Beast. She did not want an attorney, she said. “I do not stand under the law. Under Genesis 1, God gave man dominion over the law.”

If Trump really wants to bring down Facebook he should buy it and run it for a couple of years. - Travis Allen

 

If Donald Trump convinced his followers to ignore speed limits and stop wearing seatbelts, Republicans would blame the increased auto fatalities on Joe Biden. - Middle Age Riot

 

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Not once has Joe Biden fondled an American flag. - John Collins

 

Rock The Voter News

• Texas Democrats plan walkout to block election overhaul bill
• Schumer calls for NRA to be investigated for bankruptcy fraud
• Jill Biden teaming with 'Sesame Street' to help military families discuss race with children
• Robert E. Lee statue removed in Charlottesville

Trump Has Robert E. Lee Statue Moved To His Bedroom. - Andy Borowitz

Anti Vaccine Whining Will Commence Shortly

One day after Dr. Anthony Fauci called for vaccine mandates on the local level, the White House is stating that it will support municipalities who choose to enact them.

Treasury Phasing Out All Bills Except $1s and $100s As Income Inequality Renders Middle Currencies Irrelevant. -  The Onion

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Business/Tech News

• Average price of gas rises 5 cents in last two weeks
• EU delaying work on digital tax proposal amid global talks
• Tech company estimates recovery for 90 percent of clients by Monday night after massive cyberattack
• Acosta to Trump: Take your fake White House seal and play president somewhere else

Remember kids: if you study hard, get good grades, go to a good college, get a job, work hard, never take a sick day, live within your means and do what you're told ... then one day your boss might go to space. - Dan Price

 

Watching the Charlottesville Robert E. Lee statue coming down is like porn for moral people. - John Fugelsang

 

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Odd News

• 2021 marks deadliest year for manatees in Florida recorded history
• Passenger who tried to open airliner door restrained with duct tape
• Yum! Woman eats 50 chili dogs in 22 minutes at Michigan bar
• Class ring lost in Florida Keys waters found 36 years later
• Sealed copy of 'Super Mario 64' sells for a record $1.56 million
• Michigan man finds 160 bowling balls under back stairs

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A painted bunting. Here's looking at you, kid.

Peace.

‘We are screwed’: Missouri braces for the worst as anti-vaxxers pack into tourist traps

‘We are screwed’: Missouri braces for the worst as anti-vaxxers pack into tourist traps

The coronavirus is surging in Missouri, where fewer than 39 percent of residents have been fully vaccinated, and even those who are inoculated are fearing the...

FREEDUMB!

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• The FBI says it infiltrated a militia-style group's 'Bible study' after tracking a suspect in the Capitol riot
• Florida Republicans to host rally calling for Jan. 6 insurrectionists to be released
• Report warned parts of Surfside condo had zero remaining years of useful life
• Florida Condo Collapse: The Death Toll Is Now At 78
• Aftershocks expected for days following magnitude 6 quake that shook California-Nevada border
• Fans banned at Olympics as Tokyo goes under a state of emergency

How can a member of Congress be more concerned with regulating my vagina than in investigating an insurrection against the United States? - Gabby tweet

 

Toyota Decides Not To Donate To Congressional Insurrectionist Supporters
After taking serious flak over political donations made to Republican members of Congress who voted against certifying the 2020 presidential election, Toyota has announced it will stop donations to those members. According to Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, the company’s political action committee has given $56,000 to 38 members of Congress who objected to the certification election on January 6.

9 July 1776. A statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City, after the US Declaration of Independence was read out to a large cheering crowd and members the Continental Army.

I💓NY

First they came for the Confederate statues, and I did not speak out— because seriously, f*ck the Confederacy. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Reportedly Raging at Kim Guilfoyle's Gig with Certain Senate Campaign: 'Why The F*ck Is She Working For Him?'
• Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg has been terminated as the director of one of Trump's golf courses in Scotland
• Trump Organization Indictment May Spell Trouble for Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric Trump
• Michigan Judge Refuses to Allow Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, and Other 'Kraken' Attorneys to Skip Sanctions Hearing
• Frustrated Trump bypassed Barr to ask US attorneys to investigate voter fraud -- and they ignored him: book
• Former McCain Chief of Staff Dishes on Senator's Stormy Relationship With Trump: 'John McCain Thought Trump Was an Asshole'
• California police officers sue city over Black Lives Matter mural
• Stephen Miller Claims Biden 'Dealt a Better Hand' Than Any Other Presiden

I would give up chocolate for a week if it meant that I could watch footage of the GLORIOUS moment when General Milley apparently, "spun around in his seat and pointed a finger directly at Stephen Miller," and told him to "shut the f*ck up" - Jake Lobin

 

Manchin & Sinema Praised By GOP Lawmakers. Anyone Surprised?
Progressive activists erupted in anger on Friday after several Republican GOP lawmakers were caught on camera praising Democratic Sens. Joe Manchin (WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (AZ) for their opposition to ending the filibuster, which has stalled many of the left's major priorities.

There’s something obscenely American about refusing a vaccine that millions around the world are desperate to get. - George Takei

 

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I have a confession to make:

I volunteer to read to kids at my local library and once the librarian walks away I teach them Critical Race Theory. - Travis Allen

Rock The Voter News

• Nancy Pelosi's office calls Trump a 'twice-impeached Florida retiree'
• Biden to deliver voting rights speech in Philadelphia
• Kamala Harris and Her 'Dysfunctional' Staff Throw Party at VP's Residence

California Dreaming Drying
California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) called on residents of the state to cut their water use by 15 percent as the state expanded its drought emergency declaration to 50 of the state’s 58 counties.

People often comment: ‘how come Trump never sues you’ because he doesn’t really file lawsuits he knows he can’t win. He sues contractors and folks he owes money to, so he can pay pennies on the dollar. He steers clear of folks who know the deal. Donnie’s a coward in cuban heels. - Noel Casler

 

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Just spent an hour talking about cryptocurrency, which means I officially don’t have a day job. - Conan O'Brien

 

Business/Tech News

• GM Recalling 400,000 Pickup Trucks
• Biden to call for greater bank merger scrutiny, customer control of financial data
• Federal government has paid tech contractor $6.1M to create database for Jan. 6 evidence
• Humiliating Video Montage of Slobbering Media Love Affair with Michael Avenatti is... Yikes

Let me be clear: capitalism without competition isn’t capitalism. It’s exploitation. - President Biden

 

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Is Now Holding Concerts Not Rudy Giuliani Pressers!
Four Seasons Total Landscaping, the Philadelphia-area small business that inadvertently ended up playing a key role in a very bizarre chapter of the soap opera of the 2020 election, is continuing to capitalize on their newfound fame, launching a concert series and continuing to mercilessly troll Rudy Giuliani.

Sometime I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

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Odd News

• NASA, Northrop Grumman Finalize Moon Outpost Living Quarters Contract
• Facebook teaches AI-powered robot to adapt while walking
• Match matters: The right combination of parents can turn a gene off indefinitely
• China says giant pandas no longer endangered species
• Wedding ring lost in Florida spring found by 10-year-old swimmer
• Wyoming rancher pinned by ATV survives on beer, water 2 days

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Mount Assiniboine at Provincial Park, British Columbia, Canada.

Peace.

Arizona secretary of state asks for investigation into possible election interference by Trump, Giuliani

Arizona secretary of state asks for investigation into possible election interference by Trump, Giuliani
Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs on Wednesday called for the state's attorney general to investigate possible efforts by former President Trump, his lawyer Rudy Giuliani and others to pressure Maricopa County election officials during vote-counting in November.

What do Trump, Giuliani, and Dershowitz have in common? 

They were all friends of Jeffrey Epstein.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• 'Was there a bone saw?' How Trump helped the Saudis whitewash the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
• Rockets land near US Embassy in Baghdad
• Blackwater founder Erik Prince had plans to create a $10 billion private army in Ukraine, Time reports
• Top lawyer for U.S. cyberwarriors calls for military cyber response to global criminal hackers
• Tucker Carlson Confirms He Sought Putin Interview, Claims NSA Wanted to Paint Him as a 'Disloyal American' and Russian 'Stooge'
• Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Ashli Babbitt's Death to Killing of George Floyd During Newsmax Interview
• Fauci Pleads With Unvaccinated People to Get the Shot: ‘Get Over It, Get Over This Political Statement’

Coronavirus Variant Excited To Compete With World’s Top Mutations In Tokyo This Summer - The Onion

 

Evidence Seized From Capitol Rioter: Lego Set of Capitol
The Smoking Gun has a report out on accused rioter Robert Morss and the violent actions he allegedly committed against police officers as he and others breached the Capitol’s Lower West Terrace. According to court documents obtained by the outlet, the FBI seized evidence from Morss’ home after placing him under arrest, and one of the most curious items they confiscated was “a fully constructed U.S. Capitol LEGO set.”

Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House. - Andy Borowitz

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Alan Dershowitz Mocked for Calling Trump Lawsuit 'First Amendment Case' on Hannity
• Marjorie Taylor Greene Tells Steve Bannon Trump Won’t Be Reinstated as President in August
• Marjorie Taylor Greene, Who Compared Democrats To Nazis, Complains That She’s Been Compared To Nazis
• Ayn Rand Think Tanker Says Florida Condo Collapse Happened Because People ‘Made A Bad Decision’ and Now ‘Suffer the Consequences of It’
• Trump's New Jersey golf club charged the Secret Service $10,199 in May, 6 months after he left office
• Trump reportedly 'hates' Ron DeSantis -- who's 'primed to push him off the throne'

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani has been suspended from watching Law & Order. - Lance Cooper

Texas GOP Trying As Hard As They Can To Limit Voting!
Republican Gov. Greg Abbott on Wednesday began a hurried second attempt to toughen election laws in Texas, weeks after Democrats’ dramatic walkout from the state Capitol thwarted one of America’s most restrictive voting measures.

You guys are very confused if you think Republicans are trying to win the next election....nosiree...they are setting it up to "overturn" the next election. - Billysthought tweet

 

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden HHS Secretary Defends Door-to-Door Vaccine Push: 'Absolutely the Government's Business' to Keep People Alive
• Harris discusses voting rights at Howard University
• 2020 Hispanic voter participation surged 30 percent compared to 2016: analysis

Trump Files Bias Lawsuit Against Facebook, Twitter and Spellcheck. - Andy Borowitz

Say What? The FBI Assisted In a Kidnapping. Did Barr Approve That?

The FBI assisted United Arab Emirates Prime Minister Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum with a 2018 plot to kidnap his own daughter, according to a new report.

The incident occurred when Princess Latifa — known by her full name as Sheikha Latifa bint Mohammed al-Maktoum — attempted to escape her billionaire father’s dominion, traveling 20 miles by Jet Ski and dinghy to an American vessel off the coast of Oman with plans to seek asylum in the United States. But eight days later, the vessel was raided by a group of commandos who apprehended the princess, and absconded with her back to the UAE.

Republicans: "You can't tell us what to do with our bodies."

Also Republicans: "Women can't do that with their bodies." - Middle Age Riot

 

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Business/Tech News

• US jobless claims tick up to 373,000 from a pandemic low
• Maryland town knocked offline as part of massive ransomware attack
• Lincoln Project shifting focus to corporations that have donated to 'Sedition Caucus'
• Facebook's Top Fact Checker Denies Chinese Ties in Throwdown on Steve Bannon's Podcast: 'I'm from Georgia, I'm a Redneck, I'm Not a Communist from China'

I think Trump finally discovered that with his company facing a series of indictments and unending scrutiny, that it's going to be difficult to get new loans and to launder dirty money. Cash has to come from somewhere so it's no wonder he's fundraising off of frivolous lawsuits. - BlackKnight10K tweet

 

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Plans To Let Florida's Buildings Rot & Property Values, Too!

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Wednesday would not commit to taking new action to address Florida's aging buildings in light of the collapse of the Champlain Towers South condominium in the Miami suburb of Surfside.

I Googled 'Worst Possible Name to Give Child' and came up with 'Adolph Judas Kardashian-Trump.' - John Fugelsang

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Odd News

• NASA's Mars Helicopter Just Aced Its Most Terrifying Flight Yet
•  Rare 'hypernova' explosion detected on fringes of the Milky Way for the first time
• Study Projects a Surge in Coastal Flooding, Starting in 2030s
• Italian brothers grow world's heaviest cherry
• World's tallest sandcastle assembled in Denmark

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The beautiful blue kitchen of French painter, Claude Monet, in Giverny-France.

Peace.