Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Half of U.S. states to end Biden-backed pandemic unemployment early

Half of U.S. states, all of them led by Republican governors, are cutting off billions of dollars in unemployment benefits for residents, rebuffing a key part of President Joe Biden's response to


Half the USA is vaccinated. The other half thought 2020 was just too much fun. - Conan O'Brien


 


The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

As bad as attacking the Capitol was, pretending it didn't happen, and doing nothing about it, that's far worse. - Jeremy Newberger


 



West Virginia Offering Vaccine Lottery To Win Guns. Meth May Draw More People.







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Telling Associates He’ll Be Institutionalized By August. - Andy Borowitz



 


Trump's Blog was canceled by lack of interest from his own supporters. Womp womp.
Former President Trump’s blog, where he shared statements with supporters after being banned from social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook, has been shut down....Interactions with posts on Trump’s blog dropped significantly in the weeks after it was launched, The Washington Post noted.

Trump’s blog is permanently shut down, was he made aware his posts could be used as evidence against him? - Noel Casler





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Trump to Be Reinstated in August as President of Trump University. - Andy Borowitz






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I'm dealing with trumpers at work. I don't get paid enough for this. - Molly Rogers


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You know how you got your vaccine without paying a dime? You didn’t spend hours on the phone with your insurance company. You weren’t reduced to a profit margin.

That’s how all health care could be. - Robert Reich



Biden Suspends Trump's Arctic Leases










Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Insurrectionists are gonna insurrect

Speaking on MSNBC this Monday, retired four-star U.S. Army General Barry McCaffrey addressed recent comments from former national security adviser Mike Flynn, who seemingly suggested that a citizen should form a coup to topple the U.S. government during a QAnon conference.


If inciting a coup, plotting a coup, or participating in a coup isn’t treason, then what is treason?

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I agree with QAnon followers that Trump will once again be living in federal housing soon. - Andy Borowitz

 


 


Israel Will Ask U.S. For $1 Billion
Israel will ask the U.S. for $1 billion in additional emergency military aid this week, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told "Fox and Friends" on Tuesday and Israeli officials confirmed.



The Texas Governor is threatening to choke off the funding of the Texas Legislature unless it caves to his voter-suppression agenda. That threat violates the Texas and US Constitutions and must be challenged in court. Governor Abbott should be removed from office. Period. - Laurence Tribe




Republican Shenanigans

Matt Gaetz and his alleged fiancee, Ginger Lucky (I swear to god), were allegedly swindled out of $155,000 that they allegedly handed over to an alleged "yacht broker." 

No word on if the $155K was all in ones. - Stonekettle


 One year ago today, Trump gassed people for a photo-op.


 

Scholars Agree: The GOP Is Trying To Destroy Democracy
A group of university professors and scholars on Tuesday signed onto a statement calling for increased federal voting protections, warning that U.S. democracy is “now at risk” with the wave of recent GOP-led legislative proposals across the country seeking to implement sweeping voting overhauls.







Let’s call Trump’s reinstatement talk what it is. Code for trying to overthrow the US Government, again. - Tim Hannan



 



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Remember, every time you claim that Trump's agenda is "Christian" an angel coughs up blood. - John Fugelsang


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Greg Abbott Tries to Lure Back Democratic Lawmakers by Offering NPR Tote Bags. - Andy Borowitz


Manchin Is A DINO






Michael Flynn is calling for a Myanmar style coup, and Trump thinks he’ll be reinstated as President in August. January 6th is looking more and more like a dry run with each passing day. - Hamish Mitchell



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Remember that time Republicans helped people?

Yeah, me neither... - Jake Lobin







I Am So Looking Forward To These Fools Being Perp Walked



“That’s what great nations do - they come to terms with their dark sides.” - Joe Biden




 




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The Blue Hole of Belize. I have Thalassophobia which is a type of specific phobia that involves a persistent and intense fear of swimming in deep bodies of water.

Peace.


Monday, May 31, 2021

Memorial Day 2021: Former U.S. General Wants A Myanmar-type Coup

Ex-National Security Advisor Mike Flynn Tells QAnon Conference That a Coup Like The One In Myanmar ‘Should Happen’ in The US
Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn spoke this weekend at a conference organized by supporters of the QAnon conspiracy in Dallas, Texas, and multiple attendees captured video of him endorsing the idea of a military coup like the one that happened in Myanmar happening here, presumably to install former President Donald Trump back in the White House.



What's worse, troop wise, wishing people a nice 3 day weekend or a former General cheering on a military coup? - Schooley

 





If you don't think January 6th was about overthrowing the government...

...all you have to do is listen to disgraced former general and Trump mouthpiece Mike Flynn. - Stonekettle



 


Gun Nuts Are Growing. It Is Going To Be A Bloody Summer.


Mitch McConnell Proposes New Commission To Investigate Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz



Message to those UFOs, can you take Marjorie Taylor Greene back with you? - David Weissman





Actor Steven Seagal Cozying Up To Putin. Anybody Surprised?


Donald Trump: “He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured.”

Republicans:

Kamala Harris: “Enjoy the long weekend.”

Republicans: “No one has ever said anything so disrespectful about our war heroes!” - Middle Age Riot



 




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"Their body, their choice." Such is the mantra coming from the GOP about Covid vaccines. Does this include the bodies of women? - Don Lewis



 



 


In my book it’s pretty simple. If you work hard to PREVENT people from voting, you pretty much admit your ideas aren’t popular and you fear the verdict of the people. - Dan Rather




Texas Democrats Walk Off House Floor
Texas Democrats walked off the state House floor late Sunday night to prevent the passage of a massive overhaul of state elections procedures that would add new impediments to voting in future elections and limit the availability of certain types of voting predominantly used by low income and handicapped people. 


Texas Walkout Puts Greg Abbott In Awkward Position of Wanting Democrats’ Votes To Be Counted. -- Andy Borowitz



 



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March 30, 2020: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refuses COVID stricken cruise ships permission to dock in Florida, refuses medical assistance to hundreds of infected passengers

June 2021: Same guy signs an executive order preventing cruise ships from requiring vaccinations. - Stonekettle




Business/Tech News

“Eric is responsible for everything the company has ever done,” Trump said. - Andy Borowitz



 


No Privacy With Amazon's Ring Camera



The only way you can follow both Trump and Jesus is if you’ve never read either of their books. - Republican Jesus




 



Vice President Kamala Harris laid flowers at John McCain's grave. 

Meghan McCain went to a casino. 

Enjoy your long weekend! - Baligubadle tweet







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