Tuesday, May 25, 2021

House Republican leaders condemn Marjorie Taylor Greene's Holocaust comparison after 5 days and a wave of outrage

House Republican leaders have condemned incendiary remarks from GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene five days after she first publicly...


I feel like odds are pretty good Greene will bring physical assault back to Congress along with other Civil War thinking. - Schooley tweet

 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Republicans Claim January 6th Rioters Were Middle Schoolers on Field Trip. - Andy Borowitz

 



So, Pompeo Stiffed An Ambassador?
Former U.S. Ambassador to the EU Gordon Sondland is suing former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and the U.S. government for $1.8 million, alleging that the State Department reneged on its promise to pay the legal fees he incurred when he delivered bombshell testimony during Trump's first impeachment.



New Claim That Enemies of U.S. Developed Trump in Lab. - Andy Borowitz

 


Republican Shenanigans

Fauci Says Rand Paul Has Developed Full Immunity To  Coronavirus Knowledge. - Andy Borowitz

 


 

Liz Cheney Reveals Who She Really Is
Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) doesn't see a connection between former President Donald Trump falsely claiming the 2020 presidential election was rigged and GOP legislators across the United States passing restrictive voting laws.


Never forget that Liz Cheney is her father’s daughter. - Mayo tweet

 


 

CNN Viewers No Longer Have To Change Channel Every Time Rick Santorum Is On. - Andy Borowitz


______________________



Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________








If all lives matter, then all votes matter. - Middle Age Riot


Rock The Voter News





I won’t get vaccinated.
I won’t wear a mask.
I oppose universal healthcare. 
I ignore infant mortality rates in the poorest states.
Migrants are “illegals.”
We need more guns on the streets.
I’m fine w/cutting WIC & SNAP.
I think the death penalty is just swell.

I’m pro-life. - John Fugelsang


Apparently, Georgia Is Going To Keep Recounting The Votes Until The Next Election






Republicans Worried Blind Worship Of Trump Overriding Traditional Values Like Blind Worship Of Reagan. - The Onion


____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________




I can’t believe these Republican Governors haven’t figured out that refusing the Feds $300 a week in unemployment will mean less money in Trump’s pocket. Especially in TX & FL.. - Noel Casler

 



Thinking Of Selling Your Home?


53% of Republicans believe Donald Trump is the actual president.
In a related story, 100% of Aliens have decided that we're still not ready for Warp Drive. - John Fugelsang



 



____________________



Friday, May 21, 2021

Ex-Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg Will Flip, Former Daughter in Law Predicts in Stunning CNN Interview

Allen Weisselberg is the Chief Financial Officer of the Trump Organization. According to several experts and talking heads, he holds the keys to the opaque financial past that puts former President Donald Trump in criminal jeopardy. Jennifer Weisselberg is the Trump CFO’s former daughter-in-law and told CNN’s Erin Burnett Thursday night that she expects her former father-in-law to flip on the ex-President.


Jennifer Weisselberg says prosecutors next focus is Wollman Rink and Central Park Carousel. She described them as money-laundering to me. - Erin Burnett, CNN

 


 


The same people who obsess over a war that happened 155 years ago want to ignore an insurrection that happened 4 months ago. - Middle Age Riot





Ukraine Is Running Scared






I keep hearing that Weisselberg will flip on Trump to receive a lighter sentence, but Allen knows who Trump was really in business with and that without protective custody in prison it would not end well for him. To protect his family, I’ll bet he takes the rap. Rudy flips. - Noel Casler



Republican Shenanigans





I’m sure the people incensed by “spying on the Trump campaign” are furious that the Trump DOJ spied on journalists. Right??? RIGHT? - Tim Hannan


Giuliani & Toensing Find Out They're Not Above The Law
Federal prosecutors argued in a legal brief that Rudy Giuliani and Victoria Toensing should not be “above the law” because of their connections as attorneys, warning that the lawyers’ quest for information about their search warrants could compromise an active grand jury investigation against them and “others.”






People paint Trump as a bumbling idiot, and he is iconically stupid and drug-addled, but he also bent the entire GOP to his will, made the Secret Service his valet crew and stole their tips, brought his family along for the ride, and destroyed a decent chunk of American life. - Noel Casler



 


______________________



Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________


No one could have predicted that the party of pedophile wrestling coaches and pedophile sheriffs and pedophile plutocrats and pedophile House speakers and pedophile sex traffickers would also be the party of pedophile congressional candidates. what are the f*cking chances. - Jeff Tiedrich







____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________


When I think of  Matt Gaetz I think of Jeffrey Epstein. And when I think of Jeffrey Epstein I think of Donald Trump. I gotta lay off thinking. - Ron Perlman


Business/Tech News






Need A Job? There's A Federal Correction Officer Shortage.







Happy Friday to everyone who is relieved that we don't have a batsh*t, stark raving lunatic trying to buy Greenland or nuke a hurricane.

Normal is nice. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant tweet




 


____________________


_____________________








Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
The Dragon's Eye is a natural rock formation found along the shoreline of Uttakleiv Beach in the Lofoten Islands in northern Norway. The dragon appears to have red eyelashes.

Peace.


Thursday, May 20, 2021

As Congress debates Jan. 6 commission, some Republicans look to downplay Capitol riot

While lawmakers debate whether to create a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol, a number of congressional Republicans are insisting that the events of that day were no big deal.

Trump Orders Kevin McCarthy to Go to Prison in His Place. - Andy Borowitz

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I also think we shouldn’t have a January 6th commission. Let’s go straight to a tribunal. - Stephen Colbert 



Dear God, Need Prison Reform Much?
A detention facility in Georgia where women claim they were subjected to unwanted medical procedures and a Massachusetts jail that has drawn complaints of inhumane conditions will no longer be used to detain immigrants, the Biden administration said Thursday.


If Republicans really believe that Antifa was responsible for the Capitol attack like they claimed, they would let the Jan 6. Commission happen. - Alex Cole

 




Republican Shenanigans

There is a procedure to abort a Texas governor who shows no sign of brain activity. It’s called voting. - Andy Borowitz

 



GaetzGate Is Growing!


If it were D's who lost 35 of their own members you KNOW the headlines would be "Dems in disarray" - Jennifer Rubin tweet

 




______________________



Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________


Men: if you want women to smile more, give them equal pay for equal work, allow them to make their own reproductive choices, and stop telling them to f*cking smile more. - Middle Age Riot

 


Abortion will never be illegal if you can afford it. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Rock The Voter News






What Took Maryland So Long?


Aliens: Greetings
Me: Oh Hey
Aliens: Are you not shocked?
Me: Man I got a lot going on - CerromeRussell



____________________


Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________







Business/Tech News


Would You Gamble At A Trump Casino?






I won’t get vaccinated.
I won’t wear a mask.
I oppose universal healthcare. 
I ignore infant mortality rates in the poorest states.
Migrants are “illegals.”
We need more guns on the streets.
I’m fine w/cutting WIC & SNAP.
I think the death penalty is just swell.

I’m pro-life. - John Fugelsang






European Union Approves Vaccinated Travelers. Sorta.
The European Union gave final approval on Thursday to entry for vaccinated travelers.


Every time we're silent, every time we let hate flourish, we make a lie of who we are as a nation, - President Biden



 





____________________


_____________________




Apparently, ancient Egyptians invented ice cream cones and WIFI



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Building a road on the side of a mountain somewhere in China. No thank you, I'll take a helicopter.

Peace.