Thursday, May 20, 2021

As Congress debates Jan. 6 commission, some Republicans look to downplay Capitol riot

While lawmakers debate whether to create a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol, a number of congressional Republicans are insisting that the events of that day were no big deal.

Trump Orders Kevin McCarthy to Go to Prison in His Place. - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I also think we shouldn’t have a January 6th commission. Let’s go straight to a tribunal. - Stephen Colbert 

Dear God, Need Prison Reform Much?
A detention facility in Georgia where women claim they were subjected to unwanted medical procedures and a Massachusetts jail that has drawn complaints of inhumane conditions will no longer be used to detain immigrants, the Biden administration said Thursday.

If Republicans really believe that Antifa was responsible for the Capitol attack like they claimed, they would let the Jan 6. Commission happen. - Alex Cole


Republican Shenanigans

There is a procedure to abort a Texas governor who shows no sign of brain activity. It’s called voting. - Andy Borowitz


GaetzGate Is Growing!

If it were D's who lost 35 of their own members you KNOW the headlines would be "Dems in disarray" - Jennifer Rubin tweet



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Men: if you want women to smile more, give them equal pay for equal work, allow them to make their own reproductive choices, and stop telling them to f*cking smile more. - Middle Age Riot


Abortion will never be illegal if you can afford it. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Rock The Voter News

What Took Maryland So Long?

Aliens: Greetings
Me: Oh Hey
Aliens: Are you not shocked?
Me: Man I got a lot going on - CerromeRussell


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Business/Tech News

Would You Gamble At A Trump Casino?

I won’t get vaccinated.
I won’t wear a mask.
I oppose universal healthcare. 
I ignore infant mortality rates in the poorest states.
Migrants are “illegals.”
We need more guns on the streets.
I’m fine w/cutting WIC & SNAP.
I think the death penalty is just swell.

I’m pro-life. - John Fugelsang

European Union Approves Vaccinated Travelers. Sorta.
The European Union gave final approval on Thursday to entry for vaccinated travelers.

Every time we're silent, every time we let hate flourish, we make a lie of who we are as a nation, - President Biden




Apparently, ancient Egyptians invented ice cream cones and WIFI

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Building a road on the side of a mountain somewhere in China. No thank you, I'll take a helicopter.


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