Thursday, May 20, 2021

As Congress debates Jan. 6 commission, some Republicans look to downplay Capitol riot

While lawmakers debate whether to create a commission to investigate the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol, a number of congressional Republicans are insisting that the events of that day were no big deal.

Trump Orders Kevin McCarthy to Go to Prison in His Place. - Andy Borowitz

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

I also think we shouldn’t have a January 6th commission. Let’s go straight to a tribunal. - Stephen Colbert 



Dear God, Need Prison Reform Much?
A detention facility in Georgia where women claim they were subjected to unwanted medical procedures and a Massachusetts jail that has drawn complaints of inhumane conditions will no longer be used to detain immigrants, the Biden administration said Thursday.


If Republicans really believe that Antifa was responsible for the Capitol attack like they claimed, they would let the Jan 6. Commission happen. - Alex Cole

 




Republican Shenanigans

There is a procedure to abort a Texas governor who shows no sign of brain activity. It’s called voting. - Andy Borowitz

 



GaetzGate Is Growing!


If it were D's who lost 35 of their own members you KNOW the headlines would be "Dems in disarray" - Jennifer Rubin tweet

 




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Men: if you want women to smile more, give them equal pay for equal work, allow them to make their own reproductive choices, and stop telling them to f*cking smile more. - Middle Age Riot

 


Abortion will never be illegal if you can afford it. - OhNoSheTwitnt

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What Took Maryland So Long?


Aliens: Greetings
Me: Oh Hey
Aliens: Are you not shocked?
Me: Man I got a lot going on - CerromeRussell



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Would You Gamble At A Trump Casino?






I won’t get vaccinated.
I won’t wear a mask.
I oppose universal healthcare. 
I ignore infant mortality rates in the poorest states.
Migrants are “illegals.”
We need more guns on the streets.
I’m fine w/cutting WIC & SNAP.
I think the death penalty is just swell.

I’m pro-life. - John Fugelsang






European Union Approves Vaccinated Travelers. Sorta.
The European Union gave final approval on Thursday to entry for vaccinated travelers.


Every time we're silent, every time we let hate flourish, we make a lie of who we are as a nation, - President Biden



 





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Apparently, ancient Egyptians invented ice cream cones and WIFI



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Building a road on the side of a mountain somewhere in China. No thank you, I'll take a helicopter.

Peace.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

N.Y. attorney general: Probe into Trump Organization now criminal

The New York attorney general's office said Tuesday that it is conducting a criminal investigation into former President Donald Trump's business empire, expanding what had previously been a civil probe.


All I can hear is: ‘I plead not guilty, your Honor’ in a soft, sibilant cooing voice. @IvankaTrump. - Noel Casler tweet

 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Mexico has agreed to pay for Trump's extradition to New York. - Alex Cole





The Aliens Are Coming! The Aliens Are Coming!
New footage has emerged of a “spherical” shaped flying object that was captured via video by the US Navy off the coast of San Diego in July of 2019 The video was posted by Jeremy Corbell and comes days after a 60 Minutes segment that, judged by the viral nature of the clips and reactions, appears to have captured the nature’s attention. The Department of Defense has confirmed the veracity of the video to NBC News.


What if it was the aliens who installed Donald Trump. - Poetic Justice tweet

 



Republican Shenanigans

Remember when we wanted to hear what Osama Bin Laden thought about a 9/11 Commission?

Me neither. - YS tweet

 


 

A woman's right to choose includes deciding if her pregnancy is any of your f*cking business. - Middle Age Riot





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Pelosi Says House Republicans Can Stop Wearing Masks If They Also Stop Wearing Guns. - Andy Borowitz


 



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Mitch McConnell’s opposition to the January 6 Commission is an obstruction of justice. 

Full stop. - The Lincoln Project

 


Five Oregon Counties Want To Secede
Voters in five rural Oregon counties approved measures on Tuesday to consider joining the state of Idaho, a part of a long-shot grassroots movement to break with a state dominated by liberal voters west of the Cascade Mountains.






Hillary Clinton didn’t oppose the Benghazi committee, and she testified. Why can’t Republicans have the same courtesy if they believe they are not responsible for the January 6th insurrection? - David Weissmann


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Here’s the deal: trickle-down economics has never worked.

It’s time to grow the economy from the bottom up and the middle out. - President Biden

 


 

The List Of Lawsuits and Investigations Against Trump



Andrew Giuliani makes Eric Trump look like a valedictorian. - Michael Cohen

 


 



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Meanwhile, in west Texas, storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime on May 17, 2021, with this fantastic shot of a mature supercell thunderstorm, illuminated at varying heights from the setting sun.

Peace.

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Guantanamo’s oldest prisoner to be released after 16 years without charge

Guantanamo’s oldest prisoner to be released after 16 years without charge
Saifullah Paracha, the oldest prisoner at Guantanamo Bay, will be released after more than 16 years in custody, his lawyer has said.
The 73-year-old from Pakistan has been held on suspicion of ties to al-Qaeda but never charged with a crime.


The Grime of the Century. - Dan Rather






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

‘The Onion’ Calls On Israel To Bomb Our Offices In Case Any Hamas Agents Hiding Out There 

 



House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Is Against Investigating Jan 6 Capitol Riot Probably Because He Has Something To Hide.
A day before the House is expected to vote on bipartisan legislation that would form a 9/11-style commission to investigate the deadly Jan. 6 Capitol riot, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy has come out against it.


Safe to say that Trump is to Kevin McCarthy what Jim Henson was to Kermit the Frog. - Jeremy Newberger

 


A year ago my coworker said he "prayed a hedge of protection" around all of us and God told him we wouldn't get COVID. Tonight, he died from COVID. - Shannan Martin tweet


Republican Shenanigans





The guy who grabbed us by our pussies appointed 3 Supreme Court justices who will regulate us by our pussies.

But her emails, right? - Lindy Li

 



Oh, Goody! Arizona GOP Election Official Calls Audit A Sham
A Republican official tasked with maintaining files on 2.6 million registered voters in Maricopa County, Arizona tore into Donald Trump’s big lie and the sham election audit being conducted in his county.


Trump Claims Arizona Audit Uncovered Widespread Math. - Andy Borowitz

 




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Even though I am fully vaccinated I will continue to wear a mask, not because I don't trust the CDC, but because I don't trust Republicans. - Middle Age Riot


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Reminder: Republicans Are Locked & Loaded
Democrats’ 2020 down-ballot disappointments are already coming back to haunt them.







Your reminder that Congress has already changed the size of the Supreme Court seven times before.

This is not radical. It’s essential. Expand the court. - Robert Reich


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Business/Tech News

The FBI just announced that you no longer have to wear a mask while robbing a bank. - Marie Connor


 



Covid Patients Being Sued By Hospital Chain. Yay USA Healthcare!
Community Health Systems (CHS), one of the largest hospital chains in the U.S., has filed tens of thousands of lawsuits against its patients in the past year, even as many other hospitals have cut down on suits due to the COVID-19 pandemic.


Good writing is a delight to those who read it and a mystery to those who write it. - Stephen King

 


 




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
A beehive filled with honey glowing in the sunlight.

Peace.