Monday, May 10, 2021

Biden Claims He's Seen No Evidence that Unemployment Benefits are Discouraging People from Returning to Work

Biden Claims He's Seen No Evidence that Unemployment Benefits are Discouraging People from Returning to Work
Frequent viewers of cable news television have heard repeated claims that the reason why unemployment numbers remain at the very high level of six percent, is that unemployment benefits are discouraging people from returning to work. President Joe Biden aimed to squash that idea, however, during a midday address about jobs and government assistance to help a cratered economy emerge from the ill effects of Covid-19.


Let's fire all these Republicans so they can see how good unemployment benefits really are. - Tea Pain tweet

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

She gave a recon tour of the Capitol a day before the armed insurrection.
She declared it was 1776 the morning of the armed insurrection.
She live-tweeted Nancy Pelosi’s whereabouts during the armed insurrection.

How is Lauren Boebert still a member of Congress? - Andrea Junker

 



Queen Agrees With GOP On Photo Voter IDs. 


Nancy Pelosi will be live tweeting Lauren Boebert's location when Lauren goes to prison. - BlackKnight10K

 




Republican Shenanigans

Republicans to Liz Cheney (with fingers in ears): "La-la-la, can't HEAR you! Can't HEEEAR you!" - Stephen King

 



This Republican May Be A Witness In Kevin McCarthy's Trial


Right now, it's basically the Titanic. We're in the middle of this slow sink. We have a band playing on the deck telling everybody it's fine. Meanwhile, Trump's running around trying to find women's clothing and get on the first lifeboat. - GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger

 


 Trump Demands To See Liz Cheney’s Birth Certificate. - Andy Borowitz



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Rock The Voter News

Fauci Says That Despite Loosening Covid Restrictions He Will Still Distance From Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 


What Will Manchin Do?


G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence. - Andy Borowitz

 



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Business/Tech News

Conservatives Panicking After Every Member Of Republican Party Ousted For Insufficient Loyalty To Trump. - The Onion

 


Why Is California Having A Recall Election for Governor?
California’s budget is in the black — by a staggering amount.









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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Art of balancing.

Peace.

Friday, May 7, 2021

Fox News made me do it: Capitol attack suspect pulls ‘Foxitis’ defense

Anthony Antonio, who faces five charges over role in January riot, ‘started believing what was being fed to him’, lawyer says


Can’t one of these billionaires just buy Fox and throw it away? - Jay Arnold





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

IDEA: If you incite an attempted overthrow of the U.S. government, you lose your Secret Service protection. - Middle Age Riot

 



The Former Guy Gets Caught By FEC
After a New York Times investigation highlighted how former President Donald Trump’s campaign used a shady fundraising tactic — prechecked recurring donation boxes — the Federal Election Commission (FEC) has taken a rare unanimous vote to recommend to Congress that they pass a law banning the practice.



Wouldn't it be ironic if that Chinese Rocket landed on Mar a lago? - Peter Chan


 




Republican Shenanigans

Elise Stefanik is relentlessly sucking up to Trump because that really paid off for Mike Pence. - Andy Borowitz


 


 

The Feds Need To End This Comedy of Errors



Has anyone checked on Caitlyn Jenner’s hangar neighbor? 
Did he make it to Sedona, Arizona?
Has he avoided seeing the homeless? - Jo


 


 


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"The truth shall set you free.”
The modern Republican Party: “Hold my beer.” - Dan Rather

 



Rock The Voter News

The Republicans are out of control because they have paid no price for their evil. - David W. Pippy tweet

 


 

Apparently, Gov. DeSantis' Former Staffers Are Suffering From PTSD
A number of former staffers for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) have reportedly formed a “support group” in which they reflect on their hardships and difficult experiences from their time working for the governor...







Trump keeps comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln.  Really?  Well, I would like to point out that none of Lincoln's followers carried Confederate flags. - Stephen Colbert


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Business/Tech News

I hope after the red states secede from the Union, we’ll still have an open-door immigration policy for all their best and brightest to move to the good states, like we do now. - Jay Black

 


 

What We Know About Jeffrey Epstein's Relationships Is Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
Melinda Gates met with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein alongside her husband Bill in New York City and soon after said she was furious at the relationship between the two men, according to people familiar with the situation.



If they really did find fungi on Mars, can they please call them Marshrooms. - George Takei

 



Thursday, May 6, 2021

South Carolina House votes to add firing squad as execution method

The South Carolina House voted Wednesday to add a firing squad to the state's execution methods amid a lack of lethal-injection drugs — a measure meant to jump-start executions in a state that once had one of the busiest death chambers in the nation.


Again, Republican "Christians" are not following the teachings of Christ.






Happy 4-month anniversary to Lauren Boebert live-tweeting Nancy Pelosi's whereabouts during a f*cking insurrection. how is this noxious gun-worshiping bobblehead still a member of congress. - Jeff Tiedrich






Young Guns Are Going To Mess Up Texas, Even More.
The Texas Senate has voted to advance a bill that will allow people to carry handguns in the state without a license, setting up the state to be the largest in the country to allow permitless carry.


Let’s be honest: The toxic blight of Fox News can’t keep going on like this if we’re going to keep our democracy. - Steven Beschloss 






Republican Shenanigans

Caitlyn Jenner to Hannity: "My friends are leaving California. My hangar, the guy right across, he was packing up his hangar and I said, where are you going? And he says, 'I'm moving to Sedona, Arizona, I can't take it anymore. I can't walk down the streets and see the homeless'"










Imagine being so out of touch you go on national television to talk about how you feel bad for your rich friends because they have to look at poor people. - Ida Skibenes


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Liz Cheney is urging Republicans not to abandon the rule of law. Unfortunately, for the past decade, she’s portrayed the rule of law as an mere inconvenience invoked by weaklings, and the Trumpified party that now exists is the one she helped build. - Adam Serwer

 



It Would Be Nice If The Arizona Private Vote Counters Get Raided By The Feds









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I'm a small business owner. We've received 300 applications per job opening this year. We pay a living wage with benefits.

There is no labor shortage. There's a shortage of people willing to work for $7.25/hour with no benefits for power-hungry bosses. - Dan Price






Business/Tech News

If a bakery can deny a wedding cake to a gay couple, then Facebook can deny anyone an account. See how this works? - Mohamad Safa






This Is The Result When Critical Thinking Skills Are Absent
A Twitter account reportedly created by the staff of former President Donald Trump has been suspended a day after its creation.


‘Care To Explain?’ Ask Conservative Parents After Finding Vaccine Card In Son’s Underwear Drawer. - The Onion