Thursday, April 29, 2021

A petition is calling for Jill Biden to undo all of Melania Trump's changes to the White House Rose Garden

A petition is calling for Jill Biden to undo all of Melania Trump's changes to the White House Rose Garden
More than 40,000 people have signed a petition calling for First Lady Jill Biden and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff to undo changes made to the White House Rose Garden by the previous First Lady Melania Trump.


Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis will not be on the ticket in 2024; they will be sharing a cell with Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani. - Remove Ron tweet










Is Putin Using Invisible Weapons on U.S. Soil?






Explosive Video Reveals Biden Plot to Use His Power to Improve Living Conditions. - Andy Borowitz

 




Republican Shenanigans

I wish Joe Biden would speak out in favor of proper vision care, just so I could watch every Republican poke their own eyes out. - Jeff Tiedrich

 



Wow. Not All Republicans Are Science Deficient!



I have yet to see a chunk of adderall fly out of President Biden's nose. - Leona tweet

 




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Speaker Pelosi to CBS on Republicans: "All of a sudden they're deficit hawks, when they were giving away money to the wealthiest people in our country under President Trump."


Rock The Voter News





There are no tracking devices inside any Covid vaccine, just microscopic copies of Kamala Harris’s book. - Stephen Colbert


85%  Approval Rating For Biden's Speech. 85%.






Just a casual reminder that in 1861, 11 Senators and 3 Representatives were expelled from Congress for failing to recognize Lincoln’s election and supporting insurrection. - Andrea Junker



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Business/Tech News
The party of Open Carry wants you to know your mask is making them uncomfortable. - Jason tweet

 


Uh Oh. The Pandemic Has Taken A Bite Out Of Apple.



Now that smart people can go outside without masks, my maga moron identification system  is gone. - Randi Mayem Singer


 


 




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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo


The earth rising, Apollo 15 photo taken in 1971.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Giuliani's apartment raided by feds over Ukraine

Federal authorities executed a search warrant at Rudy Giuliani's NYC apartment as part of a criminal probe into his dealings in Ukraine, the New York Times reports. Electronic devices seized... 


BREAKING- No one is searching Hunter Biden, Hillary Clinton, or Barack Obama’s residence. - Tony Posnanski

 


 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Guys there’s a serious chance this might harm Rudy’s reputation. - John Fugelsang

 



North Carolina Judge Apparently Doesn't Want A Chauvin-Type Trial. Why Not?



They gotta be warming up the paper shredders at Mar-a-Lago right now. - Jeremy Newberger

 


 

Hold the phone -- FBI now at Victoria Toensing's house.  Lawyer, wife and partner of Joseph DiGenova, same circles as Rudy and Trump.  This has the hallmarks of a bigger day at DOJ.  And she's probably not expecting it, unlike Rudy. - Harry Litman tweet

 


Republican Shenanigans






Listening to that F*cker Carlson, I'd like to add that traffic lights have always seemed to me to be an infringement of my personal liberty, and that people's slavish obedience to them shows the alarming effect on individual freedoms brought by such socialist nanny-state measures. - John Cleese










It doesn’t have to be true, it just has to be said and the damage is done. This is the formula of Trump, Fox News, NY Post, GOP. It works and it’s profitable, but it is the equivalent of intellectual fracking. - Noel Casler






Marjorie Taylor Greene Attacks Biden’s Plan for Free Preschool: “I Refuse to Go” - Andy Borowitz

 


 

There's An Opening At The New York Post



BREAKING: Feds Search Giuliani’s Apartment, Find No Evidence of Law Degree. - Andy Borowitz

 




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Today, Hunter Biden was invited to speak at a lecture hall at Tulane University. 

While Rudy Giuliani was invited to stand in the hall while agents search his apartment. - Jeremy Newberger


Business/Tech News





Down here in North Arkansas, Tea Pain's never seen so many people livin' in house trailers worryin' about the capital gains tax. - Tea Pain

 


 

Maybe Trump Will Run For Governor of California? 
Running in the California recall may be the best bargain on the planet for fame and fortune seekers.



Next pandemic is it okay if we do science right off the bat. - Emo Philips

 



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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Tucker Carlson Urges Audience to ‘Call the Police Immediately’ if They See Kids Wearing Masks Outdoors

Tucker Carlson Urges Audience to ‘Call the Police Immediately’ if They See Kids Wearing Masks Outdoors
During his Monday night show on Fox News, Tucker Carlson railed against wearing masks outdoors and told viewers to “call the police immediately” if they see children doing so. He also said seeing vaccinated people wear masks outside is like “watching a grown man expose himself in public.”


If Tucker Carlson thinks masks are so bad why is he so comfortable wearing his hood? - Meidas Touch tweet

 




U.S. Sends Developing Countries 70 Million Vaccinated Americans. - The Onion





DC's Metro Police Hacked


Alcohol Sales Plummet During Biden’s First Hundred Days. - Andy Borowitz

 



Republican Shenanigans

I hope CNN replaces Rick Santorum with a Native American. - BlackKnight10K tweet






Oklahoma Continues To Control Women's Uteri
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signed three anti-abortion bills into law on Monday, including ones to criminalize the procedure in certain cases and cost providers their medical licenses for performing them.


CDC Says Americans Should Still Practice Distancing From Matt Gaetz. - Andy Borowitz

 




Now I Understand Why Trump & The GOP Were Fooling Around With The Census


If COVID has taught me one thing it’s the importance of staying socially distant from Republicans. - Middle Age Riot

 



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The next time you hear Republicans rail against Biden's capital gains tax, remember that it would affect only the richest 0.32% of Americans. - Robert Reich

 


 

Fox News Trying Desperately To Get Lawsuit Dismissed 



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