Gaetz Hires Prominent New York Lawyers Amid Federal Probe

Gaetz Hires Prominent New York Lawyers Amid Federal Probe

Florida congressman Matt Gaetz has retained two prominent New York attorneys as he faces a Justice Department investigation into sex ...

Thank god it's Friday... unless you are Matt Gaetz. - Liddle Savage tweet

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Man who carried Confederate flag to Capitol during Jan. 6 riot indicted
• Anti-government activist Bundy arrested at Idaho Statehouse
• Police identify suspected gunman, wounded trooper in Texas mass shooting
• Chauvin trial: Another expert says lack of oxygen killed Floyd

I'm waiting for the QAnon nuts to claim that the recent gun massacres were carried out by Antifa and BLM supporters, with the intention of providing  evidence to support gun control

They're not giving up their phallic symbols without a 

fight. - John Cleese

 

 

Tennessee Now Allows Young Men To Carry Guns. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Tennessee has become the latest state to soon allow most adults 21 and older to carry handguns without first clearing a background check and training after Gov. Bill Lee on Thursday signed the measure into law.

“I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their (Second Amendment) rights,” said Lee, a Republican approaching his reelection campaign for 2022, in a tweet.

We’ve watched George Floyd murdered over and over and over this week... Is that what it takes to break the spell of white Supremacy? Do they need to see us die, in order to accept that we actually deserve to live? - Cyrus McQueen

 

 

Republican Shenanigans

• GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger Calls for Matt Gaetz to Resign
• Matt Gaetz Reportedly Sent $900 on Venmo to Indicted Tax Collector Buddy, Who Then Paid Three Young Women for 'Tuition' and ‘School’
• 'Matt Gaetz Wants to Date Your Child' Billboard From PAC Goes Up in Florida and Viral on Twitter
• Second Gaetz Staffer Reportedly Resigns Amid Scandal
• Lawyer for Gaetz Ally Suggests His Client Flipped: 'I'm Sure Matt Gaetz is Not Feeling Very Comfortable Today'
• Fox & Friends Posits That Baseball is Now a 'Blue State Sport'
• George P. Bush 'seriously considering' running for Texas attorney general
• Trump Gives Marco Rubio His 'Complete and Total' Endorsement
• Senator John Kennedy Sings 'Born Free' To Encourage Covid Vaccinations
• Pro-Trump scam PAC operator hit with wire fraud charge

When the Pharisees paid Judas 30 pieces of silver on Venmo, at least they didn't set it to public & type "Hit up Jesus." - John Fugelsang

 

 

This GOP Okie Has It Ass-Backwards

A white Republican lawmaker from southeast Oklahoma is facing criticism for comparing lawmakers' efforts to end abortion to the fight against slavery. Rep. Jim Olsen, of Roland, made...

Will the mad genius who gave Matt Gaetz the nickname "Rapey McForehead" please make yourself known? Your Pulitzer is waiting, and has been gift-wrapped for you to take home...  - Jake Lobin

 

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Rock The Voter News

• An under-the-radar voting rights bill in Congress could prevent the election fight in Georgia from happening again
• West Virginia's Manchin, flexing political muscle, leaves U.S. Senate Democrats in lurch
• Hunter Biden Dismisses Laptop Story as 'Red Herring': 'Question Anything That Comes from the Desk of Rudy Giuliani'
• Obamas describe meeting Prince Philip in statement mourning his death

From Hillary Clinton's emails 

to Merrick Garland's SCOTUS seat,

to Hunter Biden's private images, 

the modern GOP sure knows how to enjoy stolen merchandise. - John Fugelsang

 

 

I Wonder Why Trump Didn't Pardon Ghislaine Maxwell
The rancorous fight over jail conditions for Ghislaine Maxwell is reaching new lows, with prosecutors blaming the British socialite and Jeffrey Epstein’s ex-girlfriend for creating a stink by failing to flush her toilet and her lawyer saying her health is declining in a facility so mucky that even her salad has mold in it.

Just take the damn vaccine so we can get back to normal you f*cking GQP weirdos. - Captain Jordy tweet

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I just got vaccinated by a woman born in Vietnam, with a vaccine created by two Turkish refugees living in Germany and manufactured by a US company run by a Greek migrant.  Thank you, world. - Charles Kenny

 

Business/Tech News

• No Amazon Union: Alabama Warehouse Workers Vote Against Unionizing
• Boeing's 737 Max has a new problem that will ground some of the jets again
• McDonald's will close hundreds of locations in Walmart stores as pandemic changes shopping habits
• Verizon recalls 2.5 million hotspot devices due to fire hazard

Amazon Celebrates Union Defeat By Raising All Prices 150% Anyway. - The Onion

Buy From Your Local Small Businesses Instead of Amazon
Small business closures across the U.S. and the world are creeping back toward their pandemic peaks, according to a report from Facebook and the Small Business Roundtable.

So I accidentally gave myself my own vaccine. The pharmacy tech scooted the tray to me and left and I was like I guess I’m doin this myself?? And just wiped my shoulder with the alcohol thingy and gave myself the vaccine. The pharmacy tech looked at me like I just killed someone. - confinesinhell tweet

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Odd News

• Archaeologists uncover 3,000-year-old 'golden city' in Egypt
• Florida woman who coughed on cancer patient gets 30 days in jail
• Michigan man finds lost $150,000 Powerball ticket days before expiration
• No one in small southwest Missouri town voted on Tuesday
• Reigning Mrs. World arrested over onstage melee in Sri Lanka

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The Cherry Blossoms in Boston, Massachusetts, yesterday.

Best wishes for a peaceful and lovely weekend.

WH unveils 6 executive actions on gun control

WH unveils 6 executive actions on gun control

President Biden announced a half dozen executive actions designed to combat gun violence on Thursday.

Today is going to be a historic day for the movement to end gun violence in the United States. - David Hogg, survivor of the Parkland massacre

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Former NFL player Phillip Adams killed 5 people, then himself in horrific shooting
• More than 3,600 US health care workers died in pandemic, new report finds
• NJ man arrested on assault charges against cops during Capitol riot
• Lawyers find the parents of 61 more separated migrant children
• Putin accuses Ukraine of provocations in phone call with Merkel: Kremlin 

Like Hell We're All In This Together. - The Onion

 

 

CDC Suggests Avoiding Canada
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is now suggesting Americans avoid travelling to Canada due to a high number of COVID-19 cases, even if they’re fully vaccinated.

Florida Attempts To Increase Vaccinations By Leaving Loose Syringes Around Beaches. - The Onion

 

Republicans claim a handful of people beggin’ police to stop killin’ George Floyd was an “angry mob”, but thousands of white traitors attackin’ Capitol Police were “peaceful protesters.” - Tea Pain tweet

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Federal investigators are scrutinizing Gaetz's trip to Bahamas
• Ex-Seminole County Tax Collector Joel Greenberg likely to take plea deal, attorney says
• Mike Pompeo Is Now on the Fox News Payroll
• John Boehner Recalls the Time One of His Staffers Got Thoroughly Berated By Trump After a Round of Golf: 'This Was Real Anger'
• Georgia's GOP lieutenant governor says Rudy Giuliani's false voter fraud claims triggered voting restrictions
• Boebert rants about Christians ‘taking ground in the spirit realm’ after being asked how to fight ‘illegitimate president’ Biden
• Trump Org CFO’s former daughter-in-law just turned over more documents to the Manhattan DA -- and made a big legal hire
• New-ish Palm Beach resident Sylvester Stallone joins Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago

So apparently “pizzagate” was a bunch of republicans doing terrible things and someone said “let’s blame Democrats for this!”

#PizzaGaetz - Steve Marmel tweet

 

Trump Org. Has Hired A Criminal Defense Attorney. Probably At Gunpoint.

The Trump Organization has hired a veteran criminal defense attorney to represent it in the Manhattan district attorney’s intensifying investigation into the former president’s company and his business dealings.

Ronald Fischetti, who’s long practiced criminal law in New York City, was hired by the company earlier this week, said Alan Futerfas, another attorney for the Trump Organization.

How are Mike Pence’s books going to be published if they’re each missing a spine? - Allen Glines

 

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What sports are left for Republicans to watch? - Jesse Lifson

Rock The Voter News

• Biden sued over coronavirus visa restrictions initiated under Trump
• Manchin says there's 'no circumstance' under which he would vote to end or weaken the filibuster
• Virginia legalizes marijuana

Liberals Furious At Trump For Making Them Agree With John Boehner. - Andy Borowitz

Fake News or Not?
CBS issued a statement defending "60 Minutes" Wednesday, after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) said the program was "dishonest" about the state's partnership with Publix dominating COVID-19 vaccine distribution in Palm Beach County.

Joe Manchin represents a state that is 1/22 the population of California & 92% white yet he can singlehandedly block policies supported by 70-80% of Americans. This is why the US Senate is so broken. - Ari Berman

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Business/Tech News

• Oil rises for the third straight day
• Facebook does not plan to notify half-billion users affected by data leak
• Michigan reports 100,000 fraudulent unemployment claims in less than a week
• Colorado vaccine site closes early after adverse reactions to Johnson & Johnson shot

The GOP spent 1.9 trillion dollars on tax cuts, but believe that 2 trillion dollars is too much for infrastructure reform. 

Make that make sense. - Aaron Parnas

 

Dear God, It Would Not Surprise Me If Elon Musk Wants a Jurassic Park

The co-founder of Elon Musk’s company Neuralink tweeted on Saturday that the startup has the technological advances and savvy to create its own “Jurassic Park.”

“We could probably build Jurassic Park if we wanted to,” Max Hodak tweeted Saturday. “Wouldn’t be genetically authentic dinosaurs but [shrugging emoji]. Maybe 15 years of breeding + engineering to get super exotic novel species.”

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Odd News

• America is facing a ketchup packet shortage
• Shaq paid for a stranger's engagement ring
• Police are searching for 5 escaped monkeys in Cincinnati
• Monkey business: 2 dozen monkeys escape German zoo for a day
• Prince's estate to release never-before-heard album 'Welcome 2 America' in July.

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Mountain climbing Snow Leopard cubs caught on a camera trap in Himalayan mountains of India. What a great shot.

Peace.

Gallup poll shows largest increase in Democratic Party affiliation in a decade

Gallup poll shows largest increase in Democratic Party affiliation in a decade

An average of 49% of adults age 18 and older reported Democratic Party affiliation or said they are independent with Democratic leanings throughout the first quarter of 2021, the pollster reported. The survey was conducted by phone from January-March.

All I know is that Obama was President for 8 years and Hillary never had to ask for a blanket preemptive pardon. - BlackKinight10K tweet

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Toronto Suspends In-Person Classes As Cases Surge In Canada's Most-Populous Province
• LAPD use-of-force expert says Chauvin used 'deadly force' on Floyd
• Capitol riot defendant alleges beating by jail guards
• Understaffed and overtaxed, Capitol Police reeling from trauma of body and mind
• White woman arrested after spewing racial slurs and punching manager at Miami Beach hotel

600,000 Americans die of Covid-19 in just over year.

GOP: That's it! Somebody has GOT to stop trans kids from running track and field. - LOLGOP

 

Former GOP Speaker John Boehner Trashes Trump, Again.
Former House Speaker John Boehner said former President Donald Trump "incited that bloody insurrection" at the US Capitol and blamed his false election claims for the GOP losing control of Congress, according to excerpts from his forthcoming book obtained by The New York Times.

How is Clarence Thomas still Supreme Court Justice after his wife Ginni aided and abetted the armed Capitol insurrection? - Andrea Junker

Republican Shenanigans

• McConnell says companies should stay out of politics — unless they’re donating money
• Rep. Matt Gaetz to Speak at 'Women For America First' Event at Trump Doral on Friday
• 'A Whole Bunch of Crazy' Inside the South Carolina GOP's MAGA Coup
• Trump Attacks Georgia Election Law as ‘Too Weak and Soft’: ‘Far Too Many Days Are Given to Vote’
• Giuliani asks court to throw out Dominion's $1.3 billion defamation suit against him
• Andrew Giuliani mulling run for New York governor
• Former Vice President Mike Pence stepping up political involvement with new organization
• Morning Joe Goes After Biden for Hedging on Georgia Boycotts After Backing All-Star Game Move: 'Impossible to Square His Argument'
• 'Crossed a legal line': Watchdog charges that Ted Cruz violated campaign laws 

When Republicans are finished boycotting companies that don't support voter suppression, they'll be left with eating Goya beans and crying into their My Pillows. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant tweet

BREAKING: Republicans boycott baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet. - Middle Age Riot

 

Five States Have Almost Half of New Coronavirus Cases

Nearly half of new coronavirus infections nationwide are in just five states — a situation that is putting pressure on the federal government to consider changing how it distributes vaccines by sending more doses to hot spots.

New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections, or nearly 197,500 new cases, in the latest available seven-day period, according to state health agency data compiled by Johns Hopkins University.

Gaetz Looking Forward To Girlfriend Being Old Enough To Be Vaccinated. - Andy Borowitz

 

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If Republican politicians don't think our elections are legitimate then that is an admission that they did not win their offices legitimately then, right? - Designation Six tweet

Rock The Voter News

• Democrats hold largest party identification gap over Republicans since 2012: poll
• DA will not prosecute Georgia lawmaker arrested as Kemp signed voting law
• U.S. Considering a Boycott of 2022 Beijing Olympics: State Department Spox
• Over 500,000 people sign up for ObamaCare in special sign-up period
• Harris moving into Naval Observatory residence after renovations delay
• Psaki refutes Fox reporter claim on 'very similar' Colorado and Georgia laws

"You are what you eat" is a myth.

Otherwise, Jen Psaki would be a Fox News reporter because of how many she has eaten for lunch. - Middle Age Riot

 

Biden To Announce Executive Action On Guns Tomorrow.

Biden to unveil long-awaited executive action on guns. The announcement, expected for Thursday, comes amid a spate of high-profile shootings and as some advocates have grown frustrated in the White House's delay.

A year ago today Gov. Ron DeSantis announced he wanted to stock hospitals with Hydroxychloroquine as COVID-19 treatment. - Daniel Uhlfelder

 

 

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Business/Tech News

• Trade deficit rises to record $71.1 billion in February
• Jeff Bezos Says Amazon Supports Biden's Corporate Tax Rate Hike
• Brooke Baldwin Speaks Out Against Gender Imbalance at CNN Days Before Departure: 'Highest Paid' Anchors Are Men
• Carnival Cruise Line threatens to remove its ships from US home ports to sail elsewhere

McConnell Says Corporations Should Follow His Example And Not Get Involved In Government. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

Target Thinks Black Lives Matter
Target on Wednesday announced that it will spend more than $2 billion with Black-owned businesses by 2025 though collaboration with more Black marketing companies, introducing more Black-owned products to its stores and website and hiring construction companies, suppliers and other Black-owned businesses.



REMINDER - Matt Gaetz (February 2019): “I am against reinvestigating the Jeffrey Epstein case.”

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Odd News

• VIDEO: Monster alligator found under car at Florida apartment complex
• POINTER: Seeing Through Walls to Help Locate Firefighters
• Dino-Killing Asteroid May Have Formed Earth’s Rainforests
• Giant water monitor lizard wanders into 7-Eleven, climbs shelves
• Texas man runs from Disneyland to Disney World
• World's longest fingernails clipped at 288.8 inches

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I want to hug that Mongolian cat but it looks as though it may bite me.

Peace.