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Monday, February 22, 2021

Supreme Court declines to shield Trump's tax returns from Manhattan DA

Supreme Court declines to shield Trump's tax returns from Manhattan DA

The Supreme Court on Monday rebuffed a bid by former President Trump to shield his tax returns and other financial records from a New York grand jury subpoena.

Trump Regrets Not Naming Ivanka, Eric, and Don, Jr., to Supreme Court. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Fauci Delivers Blunt Assessment of U.S. Coronavirus Death Toll: 'We've Done Worse Than Most Any Other Country'
'I'm Over Dr. Fauci': Meghan McCain Calls For Top Coronavirus Expert to Be Fired
Trump Offered Kim Jong Un a Flight on Air Force One After Summit, Former Official Says

What is happening in Myanmar is what would be going on right now had Trump been successful on 1/6. - Tim Hannan

The U.N. Human Rights Council Needs To Add Republicans To This List

White supremacist and other far-right hate groups are becoming a "transnational threat" that requires "global coordinated action," the U.N.'s secretary-general said Monday.

“White supremacy and neo-Nazi movements are more than domestic terror threats. They are becoming a transnational threat,” Antonio Guterres told the U.N. Human Rights Council

I have no idea what Joe Biden did all weekend and it's f*cking glorious. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Cocaine just checked into rehab to get off of Don Jr. - The USA Singers tweet

Republicans Are Pulling Every Magic Trick To Ignore Climate Change

Republicans are taking aim at the Biden administration’s decision to rejoin of the Paris climate agreement, introducing long-shot legislation on Monday aiming to undercut it.

Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.) is introducing a resolution expressing the sentiment that the agreement qualifies as a treaty and should be sent to the Senate for approval.

When Trump is criminally charged, his passport should be confiscated so he can’t flee the country. - Jon Cooper

Republicans Should Be Careful What They Wish For

Republicans are pushing Merrick Garland, President Joe Biden’s attorney general nominee, to commit to allowing federal prosecutors to press on with politically sensitive investigations into the Department of Justice probe of Donald Trump's ties to Russia and into the business affairs of Biden’s son, Hunter.

Texans Would Rather Not Have Water If It Means Talking To Ted Cruz. - Andy Borowitz

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New York Prosecutors Demand That Giuliani Be Trump’s Lawyer. - Andy Borowitz

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When is Merrick Garland going to cry and talk about how much he loves beer? - Hamish Mitchell

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Business/Tech News

For four years Trump got away with lying hour after hour, day after day, degrading the capacity of millions and millions to know the truth. Now Republicans are continuing to get TV bookings to lie about the election, a sign of media failure that must stop.- Michael Beschloss

My Pillow Guy May Lose All His Pillows
Dominion Voting Systems is suing MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell for $1.3 billion in damages, alleging the pillow salesman defamed the company with his false claims about the 2020 presidential election.

My Pillow Guy Seen Weeping Into His Pillow. - Andy Borowitz

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Super girthy Baobab tree. All of us in quarantine understand, Mr. Baobab tree.

Peace.

Friday, February 19, 2021

Texas Needs Another Ann Richards, When She Saw BS, She Called It Out.

Texas power outages falling amid drinking water shortage following winter storm devastation

The number of people in Texas without running, drinkable water dwarfed the number of homes and businesses without power Friday morning as the state ...

The original quote was about George H W Bush Ann Richards made at the Democratic National Convention in 1988: 'Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.'

His son, George W. Bush defeated Ann Richards' re election for governor of Texas in 1995. He went ahead in the polls after rumors were spread that Richards was a lesbian.

Mexico Celebrates Cruz's Departure. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

With Donald Trump out of the spotlight, Ted Cruz has kindly reminded us that there are lots of other Republican politicians who are equally awful. - Middle Age Riot

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Should Be Investigated As Vigorously As NY Gov. Cuomo Is Being Investigated. Just Imagine If He Called Off Spring Break in 2020.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is already positioning himself as one of these post-pandemic White House hopefuls. The basic gist of the story is that while DeSantis, just 42 years old and still in his first term, formerly “drew national scorn for his stewardship of Florida’s Covid-19 response,” his “resistance to restrictive measures” like mask mandates and the blowback he got for being “divorced from science” has now “strengthened” his standing “among the GOP grassroots and elites heading into his 2022 reelection” — and even inspired “conservative chatter nationwide about a presidential bid.”

Ron DeSantis: I am the dumbest politician on the planet.

Ted Cruz: Hold my mojito. - Hamish Mitchell

Republican Shenanigans

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog. - Hillary Clinton tweet

Meanwhile, Georgia Republicans Limit Absentee Ballots
Georgia state senators passed legislation this week that would place limitations on absentee voting, months after the reliably red state turned blue in the November election following record turnout from absentee voters.

I'm from New Jersey, so I can't let this go without tweeting that Cruz voted against disaster relief after Hurricane Sandy. - Pat Dennis

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Christian site raised up to 2 million dollars for the 17-year-old boy Kyle Rittenhouse who murdered two people during BLM protest.

NYC democratic congresswoman AOC raised 2 million dollars in relief aid to help Texans recover.

Both parties are not the same. - Mohamad Safa

Rock The Voter News

BIG THANKS to the volunteers who made over 784,000 phone calls to senior citizens in Texas today.

You helped to connect them with water, food, transportation, and shelter.

And you made sure that they knew we were thinking about them and that they matter to us. - Beto O'Rourke

The angels among us...

I Just Don't Know If I Should Believe Ivanka

Ivanka Trump, daughter to former President Donald Trump and one of his top advisers in office, will not seek the Florida Senate seat held by Marco Rubio in 2022, according to reports.

Trump, whose family's move to Florida fueled speculation she would run for state office, spoke with Rubio and offered her support for his re-election...

Cuomo Tells Journalists There’s A Few More Deaths That Won’t Be Reported If They Keep Asking Questions. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Cancun Fears It Will Be Perceived As Travel Destination For Losers. - Andy Borowitz

Finally, The USA Is Back In The Saddle Again!

The United States officially returned to the Paris global climate accord on Friday, and President Joe Biden and other U.S. leaders declared the nation could not afford to sideline the growing climate crisis again.

“We can no longer delay or do the bare minimum to address climate change. This is a global existential crisis, and all of us will suffer if we fail,” Biden told European leaders at a Munich security conference by video Friday.

I would NEVER leave my beloved dog in a house for days that was too cold for me to stay in.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Milford Sound, New Zealand. That photo make me feel tiny.

Peace.

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Photos of Ted Cruz Allegedly Fleeing to Cancun During Texas Arctic Blast Disaster Spark Outrage

Photos of Ted Cruz Allegedly Fleeing to Cancun During Texas Arctic Blast Disaster Spark Outrage
Photos of Ted Cruz emerged on Twitter that purports to show the Texas Senator flying to Cancun, Mexico to escape the brutal and dangerous cold spell causing blackouts in his home state of Texas. The images were shared on Twitter on Wednesday night, while millions of Texas residents are currently without power as dangerously low temperatures wreak havoc.

Ted Cruz meant to fly to Austin, but the plane was hijacked to Cancun by the Green New Deal. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

As the din of criticism intensifies against Ted Cruz for flying off to Cancun while Texans suffer, try to understand how badly he needs a nice vacation after his hard work aiding a violent insurrection. - Steven Beschloss

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Lest We Not Forget This Republican's Reaction To A Disaster on Sept. 7, 2005

As President Bush battled criticism over the response to Hurricane Katrina, his mother declared it a success for evacuees who "were underprivileged anyway," saying on Monday that many of the poor people she had seen while touring a Houston relocation site were faring better than before the storm hit.

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas," Barbara Bush said in an interview on Monday with the radio program "Marketplace." "Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality."

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway," she said, "so this is working very well for them."

I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the sh*t out of it. - Irishrygirl tweet

You guys do realize that Rick Perry, the guy who presided over the deregulation of the Texas power grid in 2002 ran our entire Department of Energy under Trump, right? - Alan

Republican Shenanigans

"Don't speak ill of the dead."

Well there goes History. - Eric Idle

The Barbarians At The House Gate
The U.S. Capitol Police are investigating two incidents related to the new metal detectors set up outside the House chamber: one involving a member of Congress potentially assaulting a police officer and the other involving a lawmaker trying to bring a gun onto the House floor.

Republicans have shown more sympathy for Rush Limbaugh than the 502,051 Americans who've died from Covid-19. - The Hardy Report

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UPDATE: Rush Limbaugh is still dead. - Middle Age Riot

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Rolling Stone gets it

Apparently, Everything Republicans Touch Dies Too.

The Lincoln Project is not saying whether any of the attorneys it hired to investigate allegations of impropriety by one of its co-founders had donated to the group in the past.

The group said Monday it had retained the law firm of Paul Hastings to investigate its handling of John Weaver, a co-founder accused of soliciting dozens of young men online. Other co-founders, including Reed Galen and Steve Schmidt, reportedly knew of the allegations as early as March 2020, but remained silent until the accusations were highlighted by the media.

The fact that Rush Limbaugh had a career at all shows you how broken this country is, he made 85 million a year because he made racist white losers feel a little less alone. - Noel Casler