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Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Trump Rages at Adam Schiff for Calling Hunter Biden Laptop Story Russian Disinformation

Trump Rages at Adam Schiff for Calling Hunter Biden Laptop Story Russian Disinformation: 'He Ought to be Put Away'
President Donald Trump called for House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA) to be “put away” for saying the recent stories about Hunter Biden contain signs of Russian disinformation.

Rudy Giuliani worked with a Russian spy to manufacture evidence against a political opponent in order to interfere with the presidential election.

How is this not treason? - Hamish Mitchell

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump’s threat of Biden canceling Christmas if he wins is funny for two reasons:

1. Inauguration is January 20th.

2. It’s literally just three weeks since we heard Melania say fvck Christmas. - Ida Skibenes

Know What's Worse Than A Conservative Evangelist?

A Televangelist.

Televangelist Pat Robertson warned of impending doom while offering his prediction that President Donald Trump will be reelected.

The host of The 700 Club has offered occasional criticism for Trump in the past, but as Robertson — on Monday — predicted the president’s victory in November, he also told viewers “there is going to be a war.”

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Campaign Encouraged By Early Voting In Moscow. - Andy Borowitz

This Sounds Like Retaliation From Pompeo or Trump. Or Both.

Former CNN reporter Michelle Kosinski is denying that she ever engaged in an affair with former British Ambassador to the United States Kim Darroch.

“Now, this nonsense,” Kosinski wrote in a message on Twitter over the weekend. “British tabloids printing incorrect information about my private life is unacceptable. This has been referred to my lawyers.”

People love to talk about how liberal California is, but outside of LA and The Bay Area, California is basically Texas. - Akilah Green

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No, this is true. I recently found Hunter Biden’s TI-80 graphing calculator at a goodwill store in Fond du Lac, WI, and it’s full of plans to get rid of God.

We need to take this seriously, guys. - Jay Black tweet

Rock The Voter News

At this point I must admit that I don't think I can bring myself to vote for Hunter Biden. - John Fugelsang

Thank You Chief Justice John Roberts For Believing In Counting The Votes
Chief Justice John Roberts joined the liberal wing of the Supreme Court in rejecting an application for a stay that was requested by Republican lawmakers in Pennsylvania. The GOP asked the Supreme Court to put a stop to a state Supreme Court ruling that extended the deadline—by three days—for receiving and counting mail-in ballots for November’s presidential election.

New Stimulus Bill Would Require All Americans To Mail Government $1,200 Check. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Officials Struggling To Condense Trump’s Intelligence Briefing Down To One Word. - The Onion

Dear God. Talk About Legal Exposure.

Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's chief legal analyst and a renowned reporter for The New Yorker, has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election.

The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call with colleagues in what he says was an accident.

Donald Trump is no patriot. When he said he "didn't want to panic people" about COVID-19, he forgot the most salient fact about Americans:
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN. - Stephen King

I love autumn colors.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

New Peru Nazca Line geoglyph discovered: A 120-foot-long cat. It looks happy!

Peace.

Monday, October 19, 2020

This Is So 2020: Neil deGrasse Tyson says asteroid could hit day before election

Neil deGrasse Tyson says asteroid could hit day before election

A fridge-sized space-rock is headed our way, he tweeted, one that ‘may buzz-cut Earth on Nov 2.’

Famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a picture of an asteroid approaching Earth saying that it could strike the planet before the election on Nov. 3.

CDC Reclassifies Majority Of Covid-19 Deaths To Being Personally Murdered By Barack Obama. - The Onion

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Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected. - Andy Borowitz

My Gawd, Trump Really Is A Spoiled Child In A Man Suit

President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.

“Does anyone want a malt?” he asked the senior defense and intelligence officials gathered around him...The malt episode, which took place a few months after Trump took office in 2017, became legendary inside the CIA, said three former officials. It was seen as an early harbinger of Trump’s disinterest in intelligence, which would later be borne out by the new president’s notorious resistance to reading his classified daily briefing

Michigan Governor Arrogantly Forcing Residents to Remain Alive. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Anybody know how Hunter Biden is doing in the polls? - Daniel Goldman

Wow. Fox News Turned Down The Hunter Biden Story The NY Post Ran
Mediaite has learned that Fox News was first approached by Rudy Giuliani to report on a tranche of files alleged to have come from Hunter Biden’s unclaimed laptop left at a Delaware computer repair shop, but that the news division chose not to run the story unless or until the sourcing and veracity of the emails could be properly vetted.

Russian family in the Russian Witness protection program

So let me get this right. The closing argument from the Trump campaign is Joe Biden is a Mr. Rogers who will listen to the scientists on COVID? - Dan Rather tweet

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HIM: Tell me your biggest fantasy.
ME: An historical landslide so massive, it's over Nov. 3 before bedtime.
- Randi Mayem Singer

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Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz

Wow. Florida Company Threatens Workers To Vote For Trump.

Some employees at a Florida manufacturing company feel they were threatened with being laid off if they did not support President Donald Trump.

Daniels Manufacturing Corporation is based in Orlando. Its office displays a large Trump flag on the flag pole outside the building...Their paystubs included a letter from Daniels himself warning them that their jobs could be in danger.

"If Trump and the Republicans win the election, DMC will hopefully be able to continue operating, more or less as it has been operating lately," the letter read. "However, if Biden and the Democrats win, DMC could be forced to begin permanent layoffs in late 2020 and/or early 2021."

Imagine a world where "Pro-Life" included feeding Hungry Children. - Mo Bella tweet

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He can go to Mexico... I’ll pay for it. - Erin Brockovich tweet

Business/Tech News

Haven’t we reached the point where Trump usually just files for bankruptcy? - Nick Walden

Prepare Yourselves, Folks, The Virus Is Coming Back With A Vengeance.
“We do have vaccines and therapeutics coming down the pike, but when you actually look at the time period for that, the next six to 12 weeks are going to be the darkest of the entire pandemic,” Michael Osterholm, director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota, said.

Trump keeps promising that the solution to the virus will come by Election Day. In actuality, the solution to the virus will come ON Election Day.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Lenticular clouds at Sparks Lake, Oregon. If I were a cavewoman and saw that cloud, I'd either think it was an alien spaceship or the cloud god.

Peace.

Friday, October 16, 2020

Donald Trump Has At Least $1 Billion In Debt, More Than Twice The Amount He Suggested

Donald Trump Has At Least $1 Billion In Debt, More Than Twice The Amount He Suggested
No aspect of Donald Trump’s business has been the subject of more speculation than his debt load. Lots of people believe the president owes $400 million, especially after Trump seemed to agree with that figure on national television Thursday night. In reality, however, he owes more than $1 billion.

Joe Biden raised so much money he could pay off Donald Trump's $421 million in personal debt and still have $11 million leftover.- Tim Hogan

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Please don't call Trump Archie Bunker.

Archie Bunker served in a war and was faithful to his wife. - JRehling

Putin Is Laughing & Laughing & Laughing...

Rudy Giuliani, the personal lawyer and campaign oppo fixer for Donald Trump, has been targeted by Russian intelligence to launder election misinformation about Joe Biden

According to the Washington Post, the U.S. intelligence community made that assessment last year, and went so far as to warn the president that Giuliani could be an unwitting conduit of false or manipulated claims, with the goal of sowing dissension and chaos in the 2020 election. This alert was based on a number of different evidence sources, including intercepted communications.

Republican Shenanigans

A small point maybe, but I’m horrified that we will have to listen to Amy Coney Barrett’s voice for decades to come. - Andy Borowitz

Some Dare Call It Bribery

Omarosa Manigault Newman is currently in a pitched arbitration battle with President Donald Trump‘s 2020 reelection campaign over the former’s alleged violation of a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) covering her brief and controversial tenure in the White House.

But the 45th president’s campaign organization has offered the former Apprentice star an odd and election-oriented out: pay for a nearly million dollar ad campaign telling voters she was wrong to criticize her former boss–or, rather, to say that Trump is great, again.

Fauci Blasts Trump Campaign For Quoting Him In Ads But Editing Out Words “Fvcking Moron” - Andy Borowitz

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So, just so I follow this story:

Hunter Biden, who lives in Los Angeles, decides to fly 3000 miles across country, to drop off 3 MacBook Pros at a repair shop run by a blind guy who charges the insanely low price of $85.

He gets off the plane and drunk drives to the repair shop. - Dan Sloan

NO AID FOR YOU, CALIFORNIA!

The Trump administration has rejected California's request for a disaster declaration for six destructive wildfires that burned hundreds of thousands of acres across the state, including a massive central California wildfire that has become the single largest in state history.

In 391 CE, Roman Emperor Theodosius declared Christianity the only legal religion of Rome, & ordered all pagan temples to be destroyed. The temple of Serapis at Alexandria was completely destroyed, & with it the second branch of the library. SAME MINDSET AS OUR REPUBLICANS.
- Bette Midler