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Saturday, October 3, 2020

Happy Saturday

I just had to share this delightful video with you.

Have a great weekend and please stay safe.

Peace.

Friday, October 2, 2020

Trump, Melania and Hope Hicks diagnosed with the coronavirus

Trump's positive Covid test was a surprise that many saw coming

It is likely to go down as the biggest “October surprise” in the history of US presidential elections. Yet anyone who was paying attention could have seen it coming.

Donald Trump tested positive for the coronavirus after claiming “it will disappear”, telling the journalist Bob Woodward he was downplaying it deliberately, failing to develop a national testing strategy, refusing to wear a face mask for months, floating the idea of injecting patients with bleach, insisting to one of his many crowded campaign rallies that “it affects virtually nobody” and, at Tuesday’s debate, mocking his rival, Joe Biden: “He could be speaking 200 feet away and he shows up with the biggest mask I’ve ever seen.”

Is anyone surprised that Trump gambled with the virus and lost. He bankrupted a casino after all.

Like everyone else, the coronavirus will regret going to work in that White House. - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I was in Brazil when Bolsonaro tested positive.
If the "Tropical Trump" is any indication, we can expect daily calls to Fox News downplaying the severity of the illness thanks to a superhuman vitality, COVID hype and hydroxychloroquine. - Bill Weir, CNN

1,600 Former Justice Department Employees Say Bill Barr Is A Bad Bad Man
"We fear that Attorney General Barr intends to use the DOJ's vast law enforcement powers to undermine our most fundamental democratic value: free and fair elections," according to an open letter signed by about 1,600 former Justice Department employees.

Paid the price for his gamble to play down' pandemic. - Chinese State Media

Republican Shenanigans

Things that don't protect you from the Coronavirus:

-Hydroxychloroquine
-A vaccine possibly sometime in the future
-Hunter Biden's business dealings
-injecting bleach
-Guns
-Jesus
-White Supremacy

Things that do:
-Masks

- Jim Wright

Dear Lord. Don Jr.'s Girlfriend Sexually Harassed Her Assistant While At Fox News

Ex-Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle was reportedly forced out of the network under a cloud of scandal in 2018, after she faced an internal review about a number of lurid allegations about sexual harassment from her former assistant.

These details are included in a new bombshell story from Jane Mayer in The New Yorker, which offers new reporting on Guilfoyle’s exit from Fox. Mayer also reports that the network secretly paid Guilfoyle’s ex-assistant “upward of four million dollars” to keep the scandal out of the public eye.

Trump Tests Negative For Empathy. - Andy Borowitz

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As President, Trump should get the best medical care...

...$750 dollars can buy. - Jim Wright

Rock The Voter News

"It is what it is" and "I really don't care, do u?" diagnosed with "Democrat Hoax."

4 years ago, nobody would've known what that meant. - John Fugelsang

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Is A Terrible Liar

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany folded under a simple question regarding a claim Donald Trump made that mail-in ballots for the 2020 US election were being dumped in rivers and creeks.

"Where is the river?" the reporter asked.

Ms McEnany, rather than answering the question, launched into a defensive tirade accusing the reporter of "missing the forest for the trees" and accusing him and others of lacking "journalistic curiosity."

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The President now has a pre–existing condition and would be denied medical coverage under his own plan. - Mikel Jollett

Business/Tech News

This wasn’t the October surprise. This was the October DUH. - George Takei

Manhattan Housing Market On Sharp Downturn

Strong demand to buy homes and limited supply at a national level hasn’t trickled down to the Manhattan market.

Listing inventory soared in the third quarter as the number of sales in the borough dropped by nearly half compared to the same period last year, according to Douglas Elliman’s July to September sales report. It marked the second consecutive quarter that inventory rose.

“Someday we’ll look back on 2020 and laugh.”
--A Guy I Just Punched - Conan O'brien

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"Summertime" by Edward Hopper, 1943.

Peace.

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Letter from Trump taking credit for aid now mandated in government food boxes: report

Letter from Trump taking credit for aid now mandated in government food boxes: report

The Department of Agriculture is mandating that letters from President Trump be included in millions of food assistance boxes, according to Politico.

Let’s not forget that, in 2016, Trump refused to disavow the KKK grand wizard, then tried to act like he didn’t hear the question. He knows exactly what he’s doing. - Maya Harris

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Fox & Friends Afraid That Trump Now Likes Proud Boys Better Than Them. - Andy Borowitz

The GOP Making Of A Terrorist Into A Hero Is Revolting.
Federal law enforcement officials were directed to make public comments sympathetic to Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager charged with fatally shooting two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin, according to internal Department of Homeland Security talking points obtained by NBC News.

Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state lines to murder people in Kenosha.

A recently leaked DHS memo told officials to offer support for his actions, saying he was there "to help defend small business owners."

Kyle Rittenhouse is now officially a state-sponsored terrorist. - Nick Jack Pappas

Republican Shenanigans

Unsurprisingly, Lindsey Graham is willfully, brazenly, & cravenly misrepresenting the facts in the Senate Judiciary hearing with Jim Comey.

I am so looking forward to the day when Graham, Trump, & the rest of their ilk are no longer associated with the U.S. Government. - John O. Brennan, former CIA Director