Friday, October 2, 2020

Trump, Melania and Hope Hicks diagnosed with the coronavirus

Trump's positive Covid test was a surprise that many saw coming
It is likely to go down as the biggest “October surprise” in the history of US presidential elections. Yet anyone who was paying attention could have seen it coming.
Donald Trump tested positive for the coronavirus after claiming “it will disappear”, telling the journalist Bob Woodward he was downplaying it deliberately, failing to develop a national testing strategy, refusing to wear a face mask for months, floating the idea of injecting patients with bleach, insisting to one of his many crowded campaign rallies that “it affects virtually nobody” and, at Tuesday’s debate, mocking his rival, Joe Biden: “He could be speaking 200 feet away and he shows up with the biggest mask I’ve ever seen.”

Is anyone surprised that Trump gambled with the virus and lost. He bankrupted a casino after all.

Like everyone else, the coronavirus will regret going to work in that White House. - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I was in Brazil when Bolsonaro tested positive. 
If the "Tropical Trump" is any indication, we can expect daily calls to Fox News downplaying the severity of the illness thanks to a superhuman vitality, COVID hype and hydroxychloroquine. - Bill Weir, CNN

1,600 Former Justice Department Employees Say Bill Barr Is A Bad Bad Man
"We fear that Attorney General Barr intends to use the DOJ's vast law enforcement powers to undermine our most fundamental democratic value: free and fair elections," according to an open letter signed by about 1,600 former Justice Department employees.

Paid the price for his gamble to play down' pandemic. - Chinese State Media

Republican Shenanigans

Things that don't protect you from the Coronavirus: 
-A vaccine possibly sometime in the future
-Hunter Biden's business dealings
-injecting bleach
-White Supremacy 
Things that do: 
- Jim Wright

Dear Lord. Don Jr.'s Girlfriend Sexually Harassed Her Assistant While At Fox News

Trump Tests Negative For Empathy. - Andy Borowitz


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"It is what it is" and "I really don't care, do u?" diagnosed with "Democrat Hoax."

4 years ago, nobody would've known what that meant. - John Fugelsang

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Is A Terrible Liar


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The President now has a pre–existing condition and would be denied medical coverage under his own plan. - Mikel Jollett


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This wasn’t the October surprise. This was the October DUH. - George Takei

Manhattan Housing Market On Sharp Downturn
Strong demand to buy homes and limited supply at a national level hasn’t trickled down to the Manhattan market.

“Someday we’ll look back on 2020 and laugh.”
--A Guy I Just Punched - Conan O'brien



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