Friday, September 25, 2020

Top Republicans skip Ruth Bader Ginsburg's memorial service at Capitol

The Republican leaders of the House and Senate, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy are skipping a service at the Capitol for the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi spoke briefly during the short service under the Capitol rotunda, expressing her wish that the liberal icon “rest In peace” after a military honor guard slowly and deliberately carried a casket with Ms Ginsburg inside to the platform on which President Abraham Lincoln’s casket once rested.



They're too busy planning how to screw us next.






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Does anyone else worry about the time period between November 3rd and January 20th ?





Putin Is Laughing and Laughing...
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday called for a reset on cyber-relations with the United States, and requested that the two countries agree not to influence each other's elections.


 “We have not seen, historically, any kind of coordinated national voter fraud effort in a major election, whether it is by mail or otherwise” - FBI Director Chris Wray, Sept 24, 2020




Republican Shenanigans

I'm not on board with the "What does Donald Trump have on Lindsey Graham" trope. There's an easy explanation for his hypocritical, unethical, immoral behavior: he's a Republican. You don't need blackmail to get them to support evil. It's who they are. - Frank Conniff


 



New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Handed Gift From Florida Prosecutors. What A Disgrace Since They Have Video!
State prosecutors in Florida dropped two solicitation of prostitution charges against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft on Thursday, CNN reported.


Science Refuses Donation of Rand Paul’s Brain. - Andy Borowitz


18 million purged from voter rolls since 2016.

Republicans: *shrug*

9 mail-in ballots found in Pennsylvania trash can.

Republicans: "VOTER FRAUD!" - Middle Age Riot





Trump Plans To Bribe Senior Voters
President Donald Trump promised Thursday to send $200 gift cards to 33 million senior citizens to use to pay for prescriptions, though he did not give any details, and his administration’s authority to do so is unclear. Such a widespread disbursement would likely at least $6.6 billion and may require congressional authorization.


Louisville is charging the states only Black woman legislator with a felony for protesting. Congratulations to Kentucky on becoming Mississippi. - Adam Parkhomenko




 Do you trust GOP Governors and Secretary of States to 

run a  no-hanky-panky election? - Larry K tweet




Ivanka Trump has been profiting off of her father's presidency since day 1. We've been raising alarm bells since 2017, and even this week, we introduced new legislation to hold the president accountable. - Rep. Jerry Nadler






Gov. DeathSantis Is Reopening Florida Bars & Restaurants PRONTO!
Florida is lifting all state restrictions on the capacity on bars and restaurants as it moves into the third of its three-phase reopening plan, Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Friday during a press conference in St. Petersburg.


Obama Proposes Cancelling White House’s Cable to Get Trump to Leave. - Andy Borowitz





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We all need to see happy rescued bears eating apples.

Peace.


Thursday, September 24, 2020

Trump Won't Commit to Peaceful Transfer of Power If He Loses

President Donald Trump said “we’re going to have to have to see what happens” when asked Wednesday if he would commit to a peaceful transfer of power if he loses the election in November.


Let us not forget that the last person to go to the Supreme Court to stop the vote counting was Jeb Bush in 2000.

You will lose. And you will go. 

This is United States of America. American democracy will not end because of Donald Trump. - The Lincoln Project




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Look, I may not agree with the way our president is meddling with our election process, but he is our leader and I will defend to the death his right to be crushed in a landslide, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fvck into prison. - Jeff Tiedrich




He Is A Sadist, Pure & Simple.





Breonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scot free on the same day 65 years apart. - naya tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Trump's probably back in the bunker after getting booed this morning. - Adam Parkhomenko






Melania Says She Will Respect Results of Election And Voluntarily Leave Trump. - Andy Borowitz






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Trump supporters don't wear masks because it's their way of saying "I'm with stupid." - Stephen King




Donald J. Trump: “Get rid of the ballots and you’ll have a very — we’ll have a very peaceful — there won’t be a transfer frankly, there’ll be a continuation." 

Those are not the words of an American President. They are the words of the First American Dictator.

We need a blowout. - Laurence Tribe


29 Percent Is About The Amount Of Trump Supporters





The gravest threat to our democracy right now does not come from any foreign capital. It comes from our own. The greatest threat to democracy in America is president Donald Trump. - Sen. Chuck Schumer on the Senate floor today

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Business/Tech News

Amazon Prime Offers to Aid Peaceful Transfer of Power by Shipping Trump Out in Twenty-four Hours. - Andy Borowitz


 



Rand Paul Fluffs His Racist Feathers. Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) identified the Black Lives Matter movement as a terrorist organization after he was confronted by angry protesters outside the Republican National Convention...“We do have to investigate these people, and we have to put blame where blame is,” Paul told the Homeland Security Committee. “We need to find out who’s financing them. If you’re from out of state and you attack someone in D.C., I would think the FBI or federal authorities should investigate how he got there, who’s paying for it. I can tell you Black Lives Matter is supporting these folks and that we shouldn’t shy away from attributing blame where blame goes.”





Just flew back into the USA from UK. Before landing in the US, we filled out a form that asked a lot of information about where we’d be staying and explained we’d be having our temperature taken upon arrival. At US Customs, no one took the form, no one took our temperature. - Zach Braff

 

Marty and Doc speeding down the interstate trying to get the hell out of 2020.

 




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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Hôtel du Lac in Tunis, Tunisia. I wonder if there is an elevator because those stairs make me nervous.

Peace.



Wednesday, September 23, 2020

'More than 90 percent of the population remains susceptible' to COVID-19, CDC director says

The United States has recorded nearly 7 million coronavirus infections and has surpassed 200,000 deaths, with public health officials warning that most of the population remains at risk of contracting COVID-19.


Trump Supporters Celebrate Imminent Loss of Their Health Insurance. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Are we 100% sure Dr. Fauci is not actually Rand Paul's neighbor? - Rex Huppke





I Wonder If John Bolton Has Bodyguards?
A former National Security Council official says the White House intervened in “unprecedented” fashion in the prepublication review process of John Bolton’s book in an effort to deem information classified and prevent the memoir’s publication. 


Americans Relieved That Their Initial Impression of Mitt Romney As Asshole Was Correct. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

White House Press Secretary: ‘Trump’s Critics Will Seize On Any Six-Figure Death Toll That Suits Their Narrative’ - The Onion






What's Next? Lebensborn?
Mahendra Amin, the physician accused of performing unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures at an immigrant-detention facility, is not certified by the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology






The National Catholic Prayer Breakfast will present an award to Attorney General Barr for “Christlike behavior” today. A.G. Barr has ordered the executions of six men with at least one more on the calendar. What is “Christlike” about using discretionary power to kill? - Sister Helen Prejean





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Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family. - Andy Borowitz

 

 



Rock The Voter News

She was a beacon for decency....Her memory will be a movement. - Dan Rather

 

 



Prediction: GOP Investigation Of Hunter Biden Will Be As Successful As The GOP Investigation Of Benghazi
Republicans senators have finished an investigation that President Donald Trump was impeached for pursuing. The central thesis of GOP’s findings about Hunter Biden focused on information largely known to the public: Biden’s position on the board of Ukrainian gas company Burisma while his father Joe Biden was vice president...But other salacious claims and innuendos about Hunter Biden receiving a large wire transfer from the widow of Moscow’s former mayor and Biden allegedly making payments to Russian women linked to human trafficking are now entering the public sphere at the height of his father’s presidential campaign—a coup for Trump and Rudy Giuliani.


The person who told me Ruth Bader Ginsburg had passed away was my daughter, Neve. I was terribly sad, but also filled with gratitude that my daughter could see first hand how much intelligent, brave women can change the world. - Conan O'Brien





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Scientists say that pretty soon, robots will be smarter than us. In fact, they’ve started building a robot that wears a mask. - Conan O'Brien


 



Business/Tech News

Every day, Donald Trump challenges the Republican Party to sink lower than they already have, and every day, they oblige. - Middle Age Riot





I'm Surprised Trump Knew A Canned Tuna Fish Brand
Bumble Bee Seafoods responded to President Trump's claim during a rally on Tuesday night that protesters at anti-police rallies in several cities around the country are throwing canned food items at law enforcement. 


The NRA says if Biden wins Beto O'Rourke is going to come to my front door and take my AR-15.

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I love my AR-15, on the other hand... it's Beto O'Rourke. - Renee Libby







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
The Bracelet of Queen Ahhotep I, circa 1560-1530 BC, on display at the Cairo Museum. Interesting that the artisan's work is around 3000 years later, and the Queen did what?

Peace.