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Monday, August 3, 2020

Nancy Pelosi explains her 'lack of confidence' in Dr. Birx

Nancy Pelosi explains her 'lack of confidence' in Dr. Birx
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi addresses her recent criticisms that she doesn't have confidence in Dr. Deborah Birx's handling of the Covid-19 ...

I remember cringing when I watched that press conference and being so disappointed Dr. Birx just sat there and let him ramble about injecting people with disinfectant. I don't think she's complicit but afraid. Afraid of losing her position.

I wonder what it's like to live in a country where the head of government isn't trying to kill people. it must be nice. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

If Biden Wins, We'll Watch Him Inaugurated on a Split Screen With 'Police and Armed Forces Trying to Pull Trump Out of the White House' - April Ryan, CNN

The president tweeting "Make America Great Again," after nearly four years in office, is an incredible self-own. - The Lincoln Project

I Sympathize With These Russian Protesters Since We Have The Same President
Thousands of people took to the streets in Russia's far eastern city of Khabarovsk for the 24th consecutive day on Monday, continuing a rare spate of ongoing anti-Kremlin demonstrations in the region sparked by the arrest of a local politician.

We are losing the number of people who died on 9/11 every two days. - Bradley Whitford tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Orders Pence To Draw Up List of Potential VP Candidates. - Andy Borowitz

Is Michael Cohen A Fixer Or Flipper?
The Manhattan district attorney’s investigation involving U.S. President Donald Trump is not limited to so-called hush-money payments made to two women in 2016 by his former lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen, according to a court filing on Monday.

Congress Approves Defense Relief Funding For Americans To Receive Stimulus Aircraft Carrier - The Onion

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Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles. - PJ Chukwurah

Rock The Voter News

Trump Proposes Putting Betsy DeVos In Charge of Counting Votes In November. - Andy Borowitz

While People Are Losing Their Homes Because of Covid-19, Trump Wants $377 Mil To Redecorate The White House
The Trump administration wants $377 million in the next coronavirus relief bill for a long-delayed modernization of the West Wing, but the timetable for construction is yet to be determined.
The sum is included in the draft aid legislation from Senate Republicans and would also cover a new security screening facility for the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in the White House complex.

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At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda. - Slothnova tweet

Business/Tech News

I don’t appreciate Fox News telling my 84 year old GOP father with a heart condition not to wear a mask. - Woman in the Moon tweet

Pro-Lifers Suck The Life Out Of Small Business PPP Loans
Anti-abortion crisis pregnancy centers across the United States received at least $4m and possibly more than $10m in forgivable federal loans as part of the government’s first coronavirus bailout package, called the paycheck protection program (PPP).

Trump Warns Nation About Shadowy Antifa Splinter Group Called U.S. Postal Service. - Andy Borowitz

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Wear It Anyway!

Please Stay Safe!

Friday, July 31, 2020

Fauci: Virus rampant in U.S. because of inadequate, patchwork shutdowns

Fauci: Virus rampant in U.S. because of inadequate, patchwork shutdowns
The Trump administration's decision to leave coronavirus shutdown decisions to the states created a patchwork of policies that effectively only imposed restrictions on about half of the country, NIH infectious diseases expert Anthony Fauci told a House hearing on Friday

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Uh, Oh. Pompeo Subpoenaed By The House For Dirty Politics
According to a press release from the House’s Committee on Foreign Affairs, Rep. Eliot Engel (D-NY) “issued a subpoena to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo as part of the committee’s investigation of his apparent use of Department of State resources to advance a political smear of former Vice President Joe Biden.”

Donnie, you silly man! You said your friend Herman Cain died of the “China Virus.” Listen, I’m no Chinacologist, but they’re not the ones who held a flop rally in Tulsa where attendees skipped masks. Everyone knows it’s your fault. Maybe soon we’ll call it the Resigner Virus! - Bette Midler

Republican Shenanigans

Let the Epstein chips fall wherever. I don’t care if you’re Democrat, Republican or Independent. Child Predators belong in jail. - NotHoodlum tweet

There's A Mrs. Pompeo?
As Secretary of State Mike Pompeo prepared to tour the Middle East last year, senior State Department officials debated whether they could legally justify his wife Susan’s desire to travel with him.
Susan Pompeo had been invited to events in two capitals, Cairo and Abu Dhabi, by foreign officials. But circumstances had grown complicated: a U.S. government shutdown meant the State Department had to be exceptionally careful with spending, and her presence would incur some costs to taxpayers.

Let’s be honest, if Alan Dershowitz was Trump’s next nominee for the Supreme Court, every Republican senator would vote to confirm him. - Andrea Junker

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Trump: "Herman Cain passed away from something called the 'China Virus.'"
Only Trump could invoke rank racism while eulogizin' a black man. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus. - Andy Borowitz

House Slaps The Hand Of Fellow Congressman
In a rare public reprimand of one of their own, the House voted Friday to formally sanction Rep. David Schweikert (R-Ariz.) for violating campaign finance rules and improperly using official resources for his reelection efforts.
The measure, adopted by voice vote, imposes a $50,000 fine on Schweikert that must be paid to the U.S. Treasury by the end of October.

Trump wants to delay elections

now would be good time for the 100+ newspapers that demanded Bill Clinton resign to find an ounce of courage and call for Trump’s removal - Eric Boehlert

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Business/Tech News

Trump responds to Obama’s eulogy: I did much more for minorities than he did

Floridians Are Suffering Because Their Governor Kept The State Open For Spring Break. Dumb Ass.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) has seen his approval rating nosedive in recent weeks as the state has become one of the new epicenters for the coronavirus pandemic.
A poll by Mason-Dixon Polling & Strategy released Friday shows that 45 percent of respondents said that they approved of the DeSantis' job performance, while 49 percent disapproved.
This is a stark contrast from the last iteration of the survey in March when 62 percent of Florida voters said that they approved of the job DeSantis was doing, with just 24 percent saying they disapproved.

President Obama: “When we do form a more perfect union — whether it's years from now, or decades, or even if it takes another two centuries — John Lewis will be a founding father of that fuller, fairer, better America.”

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Stay Safe Everyone!

Thursday, July 30, 2020

The congressional underclass erupts in fury after Gohmert gets Covid-19

The congressional underclass erupts in fury after Gohmert gets Covid-19
The revelation Wednesday that Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, a renegade lawmaker known for stalking the halls of Congress without a mask, tested positive for Covid-19 has unleashed a fusillade of anger on Capitol Hill — a sudden release of built-up tension over how the institution has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic within the confines of its own workplace.

If you are refusing to wear a mask due to concern your brain won’t get enough oxygen, I’m here to tell you; that ship has already sailed. - YS tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The USA is experiencing 1 Covid death per minute. That's about 500 deaths during each round of golf Trump plays. - Frank Schaeffer

Trump May Delay The Election. Probably Accompanied By A Nuke Strike.
President Donald Trump explicitly floated delaying November's presidential election on Thursday, lending extraordinary voice to persistent concerns that he will seek to circumvent voting in a contest where he currently trails his opponent by double digits.

Sen. Lamar Alexander (R) reminds reporters Pelosi would become president if the election were delayed past Jan. 20, when prez terms expire: "if we were to delay the election past January 20, the President would be the Speaker of the House. So I wonder if anyone's thought about that." - Kaitlan Collins, CNN tweet

Opens the news. GDP DOWN 33 PERCENT. TRUMP FLOATS DELAYING THE ELECTION. THAT TULSA RALLY ACTUALLY KILLED HERMAN CAIN. Closes the news. - Jon Lovett

Republican Shenanigans

In the midst of a civil war, one that for Americans was the deadliest armed conflict in history, 150,000 Union soldiers voted by mail in 1864. Their votes helped ensure the re-election of President Abraham Lincoln, the preservation of the nation, and the end of slavery. - George Conway tweet

Trump Must Be A Masochist, Because He's Gonna Get Booed Bigtime.
President Donald Trump is likely to be the only world leader speaking live from New York at this year’s United Nations General Assembly debate, scheduled to take place Sept. 22 to 25.
Kelly Craft, the U.S. ambassador to the U.N., told a virtual event Thursday morning that Trump would be “the only world leader to be speaking in person,” noting that “this is the 75th anniversary (of the U.N.), so it makes it even more special.”

Turns out the walls that we'll remember from the Trump years are the Wall of Moms and the Wall of Vets. My eyes brim with tears as I see the images.
America is there, behind the tear gas, the lies, the pandemic death wrought by incompetence. America is there, standing strong. - George Takei

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If Trump loses, he’s gonna be the first president to have to be evicted. Whew chile, the ghetto. - Jemele Hill tweet

Rock The Voter News

Watching the John Lewis funeral, I see love in the pews and at the pulpit. I see empathy, decency, and justice. I see the power of “good trouble.” This is ALSO our America. Let us not forget it or forsake it. - Dan Rather

I'm Not Crying. You Are. OK, I Am.
Rep. John Lewis spent one last night in D.C. Tuesday before being taken to Georgia for his burial. As the "conscience of Congress" laid in state on the steps of the Capitol for one final night, a double rainbow appeared above the dome.

It's incredible to be reminded of a President that can speak in public for 30 minutes without saying some insane sh-t like suggesting we inject lysol or smoke hydroxychloroquine. - DKnight10000 tweet

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Business/Tech News

The GDP looks like Putin had it pushed out of a high rise window. - DKnight10000 tweet

Republicans Delay Stimulus Payments To Suffering Americans
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows cast doubt on the possibility of a stimulus package, saying, "I'm not optimistic we'll reach any kind of comprehensive deal."

Seeing and hearing three Presidents honor an American saint seems to make us all feel a little better for a few moments...about all of it. - Craig Melvin

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