Thursday, July 23, 2020

Judge orders Michael Cohen to be released from prison

Judge orders Michael Cohen to be released from prison
A judge ordered the release from prison of President Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer on Thursday, saying he believes the government retaliated against him for planning to release a book about Trump before November's election.


Payback's a bitch.




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There should be a national mask mandate. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo





I'm Surprised Our Dicktator Hasn't Done This
Russian police have charged a reporter with offenses including one punishable by up to 15 days in jail, a court said on Thursday, after an incident in June in which he alleged a police officer broke his arm.







Republican Party Platform: tear gassing mothers. - Chelsea Handler



Dick Cheney Blasts Trump For Sending Troops To Chicago: ‘There’s No Oil There’ - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

I tell ya guys, I’m 60 years old and I have never seen anything like this.First time in my life I am afraid to venture from my home.If the virus doesn’t get us, Trump’s militants will. - WomanInTheMoon tweet




Democrats Slam Heartless GOP Relief Package
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Thursday panned an emerging GOP proposal for a coronavirus relief package as falling "very short," while ruling out any short-term extension of aid that's expiring in the next few days...Pelosi and Schumer blasted the proposal as insufficient and lacking in key areas prioritized by Democrats, including food assistance, helping people pay rent and avoid evictions, funding for state and local governments, providing hazard pay to essential workers and funding for administering elections this fall during the pandemic.


Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House I.Q. Test Tournament After Losing to Betsy DeVos - Andy Borowitz




Blocked From Testifying, Fauci Plans Zoom Call with Entire Country. - Andy Borowitz




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I love Trump but I won't kill myself for him.

Woke Republicans? Well, Most Anyway.
A majority of Republicans support requiring people to wear face masks when outside the home, according to a new survey from the Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. 
Eighty-nine percent of Democrats and 58 percent of Republicans favor mask mandates in the poll released Thursday, which was conducted before President Trump said this week that it is "patriotic" to wear one.




Trump's America: traitors writing foreign policy, racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One F-cking Moron to Rule Them All. - Jeff Tiedrich




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FYI:
My friend bought this alcohol atomizer and sprays it on everything BEFORE she touches it -- her steering wheel, store door entrances, even groceries. Well, not unwrapped food!

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"Secret military thugs beating the sh-t out of everybody" was not the solution we were looking for when we asked cops to stop killing black people. - Jeff Tiedrich





I'll Believe It When I See It
A forthcoming Senate Republican coronavirus proposal will mirror a March stimulus bill that included a one-time $1,200 stimulus check for some Americans, according to a top negotiator.


" What's the difference between Americans and Canadians? --- Canadians are aware of the difference.



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Someday, we will run free again.


Peace and Stay Safe..


Wednesday, July 22, 2020

The worst thing Trump said yesterday: A ‘law and order’ president wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well

The worst thing Trump said yesterday: A ‘law and order’ president wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well
President Trump wants America to know he stands for law and order: in Portland, in Chicago, at the border, everywhere. The rule of law is for everyone, he claims, not like in those presidential administrations of the past.
And yesterday, fresh off commuting the sentence of a crony who lied to Congress about his contacts with WikiLeaks and more, he told the nation that he wishes the best to a woman federal law enforcement in his own Justice Department has credibly accused of enabling if not orchestrating a yearslong operation to sexually abuse minors.


Trump sure has a lot of friends that are sex traffickers.

I wonder what the Pizzagate crowd has to say about Trump giving his best wishes to a serial child trafficker? - Travis Allen





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Americans don’t want gestapo secret police. Pass it on.- James Kosur




In Major Setback For Trump, Court Finds He May Only Send Troops To Cities He Can Identify On Map. - Andy Borowitz


Ghislaine Maxwell gets around.

So, The NFL Allows Racist Owners?
The billionaire NFL owner who serves as President Donald Trump's ambassador to the United Kingdom was investigated by the State Department watchdog after allegations that he made racist and sexist comments to staff and sought to use his government position to benefit the President's personal business in the UK, multiple sources told CNN.








Trump Launches “Celebrity Coronavirus Briefing” with Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman. - Andy Borowitz


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Imagine a political party so stark barking batsh-t insane that Liz Cheney is their voice of reason. - Jeff Tiedrich


Will Barr Be Barred?
Four former presidents of the D.C. Bar Association have signed a letter calling on the group to investigate whether Attorney General William Barr has violated its rules. The District of Columbia Bar authorizes lawyers to practice in the city and has the power to punish them for breaking its rules and to revoke their law licenses.






MS-13 Gang Leader Getting Some Pretty Great Ideas From Watching ICE Work. - The Onion






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Not one word about 140,000 Americans dead from Covid-19, but he wishes accused sex trafficker #GhislaineMaxwell...well...well.... - Bette Midler


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AOC Refuses "Apology"
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday refused to accept an apology from Rep. Ted Yoho (R-Fla.) delivered just hours earlier, framing it as an insincere gesture following a tense exchange between the pair on the steps of the Capitol two days earlier.
"I will not teach my nieces and young people watching that this an apology, and what they should learn to accept," Ocasio-Cortez tweeted.
"Yoho is refusing responsibility."


Donald Trump gassed his own people. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Disney World is running a special where your ticket automatically gets you a Fast Pass to COVID. - Conan O'Brien





Happy Hot Dog Day! I Just Wish I Could Find Kosher Hot Dogs Here In Costa Rica!
More than a week after National French Fry and days after National Ice Cream Day, it's time to pay homage to the hot dog.
While hot dog season officially started during Memorial Day weekend, Wednesday, July 22 is National Hot Dog Day and July is National Hot Dog Month.


Dictionary discovery of the day: ‘empleomania’ (19th century) is the manic desire to hold public office, at whatever cost.




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Blue Lake, Colorado. This photo was sent by AHNC's long time friend who loved to hike there. Thank you Dennis.

Peace.


Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Coronavirus case numbers could be more than 10 times higher than reported: CDC

Coronavirus case numbers could be more than 10 times higher than reported: CDC
New coronavirus data released by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggest that the actual amount of COVID-19 cases may be approximately two to 13 times higher than government data currently indicates



If I ever die from COVID, please know that my dying wish is that my corpse be catapulted at high speed directly into trump’s bedroom window at 3 am.





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Mass infections. rising deaths. rioting in the streets. the economy in tatters. racists rampant. cops killing black people. military thugs teargassing moms and clubbing veterans. a decaying president lying his ass off. I really don't know how much more greatness America can take. - Jeff Tiedrich





I Wonder How Much Of The Next Stimulus Bill Will End Up In The Pockets Of The Rich
President Donald Trump is throwing a big wrench into negotiations between the White House and Senate Republicans over the next coronavirus relief bill by demanding a payroll tax cut be included and funding for testing be reduced or cut completely.


Trump orders federal troops to occupy US cities 
media STILL won’t call for his resignation.
shameful.
- Eric Boehlert




Republican Shenanigans

It's crazy that Kanye is just barely the craziest presidential candidate. - Tim Hanlon





GOP THINK: When All Else Fails Call Your Opponent A F**king Bitch 
Tensions flared on Capitol Hill this week when a Republican lawmaker challenged Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on issues of crime and policing in an unusual — and decidedly personal — confrontation on the Capitol steps...In a brief but heated exchange, which was overheard by a reporter, Yoho told Ocasio-Cortez she was "disgusting" for recently suggesting that poverty and unemployment are driving a spike in crime in New York City during the coronavirus pandemic.
"You are out of your freaking mind," Yoho told her,,,A few steps down, Yoho offered a parting thought to no one in particular.
"Fucking bitch," he said..


You know who should go back to school in the fall? Republicans. -  Chelsea Handler





All these folks in jail for weed arrests shoulda just committed treason against the United States. They'd be out already. - George Wallace


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Who wore it better?

I'm starting to wonder whether "Sleepy Joe Biden" is really an argument for the Democratic candidate. I think many people could use a little sleep, and a president who isn't up at all hours rage tweeting conspiracy theories and societal division. - Dan Rather


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Apparently The DHS Secretary Hasn't Read This Part Of The 2nd Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State...
Acting secretary Chad Wolf emphasized that the Department of Homeland Security had the authority to protect the roughly 9,000 federal buildings located in any state, regardless of how state leaders felt about a federalized presence.


New cases, yesterday:

Germany: 642 
UK: 580 
Japan: 454 
France: 350 
Australia: 267 
Italy: 190 
Portugal: 135 
South Korea: 26

United States: 62,879
- Brian Klaas tweet




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Remember, it’s not possible to support Trump while also following the teachings of Jesus.
If this upsets you, find 1 teaching of Christ that Trump has fought for.  Just 1.
The only things Trump & JC have in common are spending time w/hookers & using ghostwriters.  - John Fugelsang





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I think the thing I was most wrong about in my life was once naively thinking the internet would make people smarter and better informed. - The Hoarse Whisperer





Greta Thunberg Wins 1.4 Million
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg will donate a portion of a $1.14 million prize to fighting coronavirus in the Brazilian Amazon.
This week, Thunberg won the very first Gulbenkian Prize for Humanity, launched by Portugal's Calouste Gulbenkian Foundation, for her environmental activism. In a Twitter video accepting the honor, she said the winning prize was "more money than [she] can even begin to imagine."


For those who think term limits are the answer to everything, John Lewis served for 30 years. You would have kicked him out.

Just sayin'. - Kona Lowell





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I get vertigo just looking at this photo.

Peace.