Friday, July 17, 2020

Coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC

Coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC
Previously public data has already disappeared from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s website after the Trump administration quietly shifted control of the information to the Department of Health and Human Services.


Trump Campaign In Disarray After Putin Endorses Biden. - Andy Borowitz





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Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has banned cities and counties from forcing people to wear masks in public because stupid and dead are important parts of his state's heritage. - Middle Age Riot




This Has Erik Prince Written All Over It
Federal law enforcement officers have used unmarked vehicles to detain protesters in Portland, according to news reports...Mark Pettibone, 29, told the Washington Post and OPB that he was among those protesters grabbed off the streets of Portland. Pettibone said he was heading home from a protest with a friend early Wednesday morning when several men in green military fatigues jumped out of an unmarked gray van...He ran, but said he was caught, detained and searched. He was taken to a federal courthouse and placed in a holding cell. Officers read him his Miranda rights and he declined to waive those rights and answer questions. Then, he was released with no record of his arrest.






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Trump Sues The Coronavirus For Treating Him Unfairly. - Andy Borowitz






Obama Once Called Kanye A Jackass. I Agree.
Kanye West tweeted a picture of his face alongside the presidents at Mount Rushmore. The rapper says he is running for president and took the first official step this week by filing paperwork with the Federal Election Commission.


Trump Demands That Mary Trump Resign As Niece. - Andy Borowitz




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87 year old Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is continuing to work while undergoing chemo and 55 year old Justice Brett Kavanaugh cried when he was asked some questions. - OhNoSheTwitnt




White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Isn't Too Good At Hiding Her Privates
A Reuters photograph of White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany’s vast briefing binder offered a peek behind the curtain of the Trump administration’s messaging priorities.
Taken from the side of the White House briefing room podium, the photograph catches McEnany opening the book, exposing dozens of alphabetized tabs with short category names. During her tenure, McEnany has developed a reputation for flipping open her briefing book after a particularly confrontational question and reading verbatim from pre-written responses, which often included canned attacks


Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His. - Andy Borowitz




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In the middle of the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression, JP Morgan Chase just posted one of its best quarters ever, raking in $4.7B in profit.
The system is rigged in favor of the wealthy and corporations at the expense of the American people. - Robert Reich





Coordinated Hack? 
Before a hacking campaign tore through Twitter and compromised some of its most high-profile users, an ad went up on a gray market site that facilitates the trade of user accounts for many popular websites including Twitter.


Attention America:  If EVERYONE will wear a mask and social distance (no bars, no restaurants, no gatherings) for just ONE month, we can break the cycle and get ahead of this virus!  THE END - Bette Midler




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Yuanyang Rice Terraces, China. A fine example of man enhancing Mother Nature's work.

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Thursday, July 16, 2020

U.S. is not ready to fully return to schools: Poll

U.S. is not ready to fully return to schools: Poll
Most Americans say the U.S. is not ready to send children back to school this fall and reject President Trump's effort to force schools to fully reopen, a Yahoo News/YouGov poll finds.


The White House Press Secretary on Trump's push to reopen schools: "The science should not stand in the way of this." - Jim Acosta, CNN





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“He’s like the man who refuses to ask for directions,” Pelosi says of Trump and his handling of the crisis. - Manu Raju, CNN




What kind of sh-thole country suppresses data about a deadly pandemic. - Jeff Tiedrich


Beanghazi
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo blasted President Donald Trump and his adviser and daughter Ivanka Trump for showing off Goya products as the United States coronavirus death toll passes 137,000.
"You tell me how a President in the middle of a pandemic has got time for this bullshit? Are you kidding me? Hawking products? Goya, I don't care who it is. Resolute desk? This is what he's resolute about," Cuomo said on "Cuomo Prime Time" Wednesday evening.



If you want your beans without a side of racism, try other brands. I am. - Chelsea Handler



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Let’s all put our hands together for Dancing with the Stars newest contestant :  Brad Parscale - Roland Scahill




Say What? Rupert Murdoch's Son Donated To Biden?
Rupert Murdoch’s son James Murdoch reportedly donated $615,000 to the Biden Victory Fund last month.
According to New York Times reporter Kenneth P. Vogel, who cited the Federal Election Commission (FEC) receipts, James Murdoch and his wife Kathryn Murdoch donated $615,000 each to the fund supporting former Vice President Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential election campaign.


This week on The Apprentice President: Gary Busey, Meat Loaf and Ivanka Trump compete to see who can sell the most beans while ignoring the choking gasps of the dying plague victims. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Trump has commuted Roger Stone's 40-month sentence. Every time you think the Orange Man has hit the gutter, he bounces lower. - Stephen King


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Every Member Of Police Department Excitedly Volunteers To Go Undercover In White Supremacist Group  - The Onion


Churches Sue California To Be Able To Spew Saliva While Singing
Three northern California churches are suing Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) and other public health officials over a ban on singing and chanting in houses of worship during the coronavirus crisis.






The only difference between Donald Trump and other organized crime bosses is that Al Capone and John Gotti were never stupid enough to run for president. - Middle Age Riot





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Trump University. Trump Casino. Trump Steaks. Trump Water. Trump Wine. Trump Vodka. Trump Airlines. Trump Mortgage. Trump Magazine. Trump Entertainment. Trump Foundation.

Nothing could be more on-brand than the Trump Presidency being an expensive failure. - Middle Age Riot






Dr. Fauci Power Walks 3.5 Miles A Day
For Dr. Anthony Fauci, “exercise [is] a significant part of my regimen,” he recently told InStyle. 
The 79-year-old White House advisor has been putting in jam-packed, 20-hour days fighting Covid-19, so he makes time to power walk to relieve stress, Fauci told InStyle.
Fauci and his wife, Christine Grady, 67, a nurse bioethicist, power walk 3.5 miles together daily.






Always thought the apocalypse would be dramatic and sudden like a bomb. In fact, it’s just a slow bummer where everybody loses their basic manners. - Scott Linnen






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A statue of Genghis Khan in Mongolia. It looks pulldown proof.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Hospitals told to send coronavirus data to Washington, not CDC


Hospitals told to send coronavirus data to Washington, not CDC
The CDC will "no longer control" the coronavirus data collection system from hospitals across the nation, a spokesman for U.S. Health and Human Services says.


Hospital Covid data will now go straight to Donald Trump and not the CDC and every single news station isn't talking about this, and people are not in the streets? I don't get it. This is pure fascism. - Randi Mayem Singer





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Anderson Cooper: "Jim, is there *anyone* left in the administration who shakes their head when they hear the president rambling in the Rose Garden?" 

Jim Acosta: "No, Anderson, we are down to Kool-Aid drinkers and next of kin."






The 3 Stooges Would Run This White House Better
The Trump administration is distancing itself from a senior adviser’s critique of Anthony Fauci, the immunologist who has delivered warnings about the coronavirus’ resurgence as the president pushes to reopen.
Peter Navarro, the White House’s director for the Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy, wrote an op-ed published in USA Today, criticizing Fauci. Navarro also had earlier sent a similar statement to CBS.


I can’t explain Peter Navarro. He’s in a world by himself. - Dr. Anthony Fauci





Peter Navarro’s Ph.D. Revealed to Be from Trump University. - Andy Borowitz


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In 2016, Trump asked voters "What do you have to lose?" He seems dedicated to answering that question every day. - The Lincoln Project






Mary Trump To Her Uncle:  RESIGN
Mary Trump said her sociopathic grandfather led a "dysfunctional" family and turned her uncle, President Donald Trump, into a damaged man who poses a threat to America.
The president's only niece spoke to ABC News chief anchor George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview following the release of her memoir, "Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man."






Me: Ugh I hate family gatherings. My racist uncle is always there and he’s the worst.

Mary Trump: Hold my book. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Trump University Demands Students Return in Fall. - Andy Borowitz






Let Them Eat Beans!
Dumber & Dumber Hawk Goya Beans In Violation of Ethics Rules
U.S. President Donald Trump and his daughter and adviser Ivanka Trump are rallying support for Goya Foods on Twitter, as social media pressure continues for boycotting the largest Hispanic-owned U.S. food company over its CEO’s effusive praise for Trump...However, her comments could violate government ethics rules that prohibit the use of public office to endorse products or advance personal business gains.




According to my calculations @kanyewest’s presidential aspirations lasted one full Scaramucci.- Anthony Scaramucci tweet


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Ivanka launches a “Find Something New” initiative meant to help millions of Americans unemployed because of Covid-19, ignoring the fact that many jobs are gone forever. You can’t just order up a new job because you want one. It’s not a nose or a chin. - Bette Midler


All Walmart Shoppers Must Wear Masks. You Know Where This Is Headed!
All Walmart and Sam's Club shoppers will be required to wear a mask beginning on July 20, the company said Wednesday. "Currently about 65 percent of our more than 5,000 stores and clubs are located in areas where there is some form of government mandate on face coverings," Walmart said.








New Report Links Nationwide Decline In Mental Health To Not Being Able To Eat Inside Hard Rock Cafe. - The Onion







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A flock of flamingos flying.

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