Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Kanye West? The Girl Scouts? Hedge funds? All got PPP loans

Kanye West? The Girl Scouts? Hedge funds? All got PPP loans
The government's small business lending program has benefited millions of companies, with the goal of minimizing the number of layoffs Americans have suffered in the face of the coronavirus pandemic. Yet the recipients include many you probably wouldn't have expected.


It seems everyone but small businesses received PPP loans. I wouldn't be surprised to learn Putin received a PPP loan. - Christopher Blouzy tweet






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God is punishing Bolsonaro with covid because even Brazil has a giant statue of white Jesus. - DKnight10000 tweet






It's all good!
Meanwhile, Facebook's Advertisers Flee Their Hate Filled Platform
Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook's chief operating officer, on Tuesday promised in a blog post that the social media giant will get “get better and faster” at rooting out hate speech on its platforms.





I can’t believe the president is letting the people die and the confederate statues live. - Molly Jong-Fast




Republican Shenanigans

Tammy Duckworth lost her legs after fighting for this country. Tucker Carlson lost his bow tie after fighting with Jon Stewart. - Jeremy Newberger tweet






Jesus Said This to the Money Changers He Threw Out of the Temple: My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
A Dallas megachurch whose pastor has been a vocal supporter of President Donald Trump was approved for a forgivable loan worth $2 million to $5 million, according to long-awaited government data released on Monday.
Vice President Mike Pence spoke at a rally last month at the First Baptist Church of Dallas, whose pastor, Robert Jeffress, has been on Trump's evangelical advisory board.



Trump Freaks Out After Giant Statue of Obama Suddenly Appears on White House Lawn. - Andy Borowitz





Raise your hand 🤚🏻 if you didn’t have to pay someone to take the SATs for you. - David Cicilline tweet


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Trump Blames Increased Number of Coronavirus Cases on Math. - Andy Borowitz


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Excellent Idea Having Police Take Out Personal Insurance. It Sure Would Separate The Wheat From The Chaff
A New York state lawmaker has introduced a bill that would require officers to obtain personal liability insurance as an incentive to crack down on police misconduct.
The legislation, introduced by state Sen. Alessandra Biaggi (D-Bronx), would require all officers possess personal liability insurance to cover any lawsuits filed against them about excessive force, abuse, or other misconduct claims against them, according to a press release.




I will never forgive my grudge against the members of my profession who treated Hillary's Emails as if they were the most important issue facing voters in 2016. On my deathbed, I will still carry resentment for what they did to my country. - Ian Millhiser, Vox

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I'd love to know why Deutsche Bank gave trump an unsecured $2B loan when nobody else would touch him. - BrooklynDad_Defiant tweet


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I would like to congratulate my colleagues at universities around the world.  You will now get to teach a lot of wonderful non-US students who would have otherwise come to school here in the US. Your leaders may not be perfect, but they are not as inept and malicious as ours. - Stephen Walt tweet, Harvard


So How's That Trade Deal With China Going...
The United States is "looking at" banning Chinese social media apps, including TikTok, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said Monday.
Pompeo suggested the possible move during an interview with Fox News' Laura Ingraham, adding that "we're taking this very seriously."


If I die after I pay my rent, sit me on the couch till da 30th. - Cxlby_ tweet



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We can all get by with a little help from our friends.

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Monday, July 6, 2020

Doctors say the US is in a 'free fall' with coronavirus as 32 states struggle with higher rates of infection


Doctors say the US is in a 'free fall' with coronavirus as 32 states struggle with higher rates of infection
While new Covid-19 infections keep soaring in most states, some hospitals are close to running out of beds.
But by the looks of packed holiday crowds this weekend, many Americans don't care -- threatening to infect others and set the economy back even further.
"We are in free fall," said Dr. Rochelle Walensky, chief of infectious diseases at Massachusetts General Hospital.


Thank God the 132,000 dead aren't embryos. The Republicans would be outraged. -  Slavic Lady tweet





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Poll: Americans Wish Trump Were A Statue. - Andy Borowitz






France Has Its Dangerous Assholes, Too
A bus driver in Bayonne, France, suffered serious head injuries Sunday night after he was attacked by several people attempting to board without tickets or face masks.
The driver — a man in his 50s whose name has not been released — was punched several times Sunday night and declared brain dead Monday, according to the AFP news agency.


We wasted tens of thousands of lives, months in lockdown, and trillions of dollars because Donald Trump is delusional enough think he looks better without a mask. - LOLGOP tweet




Republican Shenanigans

Trump Orders Don Jr. To Get New Girlfriend Without Coronavirus - Andy Borowitz




Kanye West Announced His Candidacy For President. Gag Me With a Spoon
Kanye West announced that he is running for the presidency of the United States on the 244th anniversary of the nation’s Independence.
“We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States Flag of United States! #2020VISION,” West said in a Saturday night tweet. 




If you would vote for Kanye West raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it! - Deshawn Smith tweet



Trump is probably considering dropping Pence for Kanye because this is all just a reality show to him. - Roland Scahill





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Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and his supporters would be all "shoot me next!" - Jeff Tiedrich






To Be Honest, I'm Looking Forward To What Trump's Niece Has To Say
A tell-all book by President Trump's niece Mary, a licensed clinical psychologist, will now be published next week, two weeks earlier than expected, the publisher Simon & Schuster said Monday.
The book portrays the president as a "damaged man" with "lethal flaws" who "threatens the world's health, economic security, and social fabric," the publisher described on its website.



Trump said we were going to go to Mars.

We can’t even go to Europe. - Really American tweet



Why isn't Melania watching the fireworks? 





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Kanye, the Kardashians, and Trump is what happens when you make stupid people famous.





Hey, In Case You Didn't Have Enough To Worry About...
Consumers should avoid five additional brands of hand sanitizer that tested positive for methanol, a substance that can be toxic when absorbed through the skin or ingested, the Food and Drug Administration said. The warning comes after the agency last month cautioned against any of nine brands of possibly toxic hand sanitizer that may contain methanol.



SPENT 7 HOURS SMOKING A BRISKET AND THE F-CKING DOGS TEAMED UP TO EAT IT WHILE IT WAS RESTING WHILE WE WERE WATCHING FIREWORKS. - Michael Whitney tweet



Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida. - The Onion



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"You might not think of a snail as being quick, but the cone snail is a fast & furious predator. It’s highly venomous, striking prey quickly with a harpoon-like mouthpart that injects toxins which causes paralysis." - American Museum of Natural History.

I'd prefer coronavirus.


Peace.


Friday, July 3, 2020

He is suiciding us softly with his lies.

Trump set for another massive event during national pandemic
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump head to Mount Rushmore National Memorial on Friday to celebrate an early Fourth of July at a gathering of an estimated 7,500 people during a global pandemic.

Trump Claims Presidents on Mt. Rushmore Agree With Him On Not Wearing Masks or Social Distancing. - Andy Borowitz





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Our country has the money to pay us all to stay home and get this virus under control, but Donald Trump and the GOP would rather we die. - Tom Brennan





New Strain of Coronavirus Is More Contagious
Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House's coronavirus task force, warned Thursday that a new strain of the coronavirus found to be dominant around the world may contain a mutation that allows it to spread from person-to-person with more ease.





Raise your hand if you'd like to see the town of Palm Beach put up a huge BLACK LIVES MATTER sign right across the street from Mar-a-Lago. - Jeff Tiedrich







Republican Shenanigans


Trump Threatens Americans: ‘Re-elect Me Or I Will Roam Freely Among You’ - Andy Borowitz




Protection for Prince Andrew?
U.S. authorities have not made an official approach to the British government for permission to speak to Prince Andrew about his contacts with the late disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, Prime Minister Boris Johnson said on Friday.


The fact that Meghan and Harry created a crisis for the Royal Family, but Prince Andrew seemingly hasn’t, tells you a lot about the Monarchy. - Lisa Wilkerson



Trump Claims Ghislaine Maxwell Only Got Him Coffee. - Andy Borowitz




Florida has more new COVID-19 cases than all of Europe. - Nate Lerner tweet

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At least Benedict Arnold had a few good years in which he fought for the right side. Trump never had a good stage of his life.
And Arnold didn’t dodge military service. - JCH tweet





Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse
An anonymous woman said Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein repeatedly sexually assaulted her in an interview with Fox News reporter Bryan Llenas. The woman, whose identity was obscured, added that she is “definitely” willing to testify in the case against Maxwell, who was arrested by the FBI on Thursday.


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Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins - The Onion





Dear God
A Justice Department task force meant to go after pandemic scammers and profiteers has found its work complicated by a "philosophical" debate with top Trump aides.


The day Trump leaves office will be one of the most celebrated in human history. - Scott Dworkin





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 Florida's Roseate Spoonbill coming in for a landing. It looks like a flower that is opening.

Peace.