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Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Fauci says he wears a mask to be a symbol of what 'you should be doing'

Fauci says he wears a mask to be a symbol of what 'you should be doing'
Dr. Anthony Fauci on Wednesday called for a cautious approach to reopening the US and implored Americans to wear face masks in public, comments that are at odds with President Donald Trump's push to have America quickly return to normalcy.

Democrats wear masks. Trumpers wear hoods. - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Black oppression is having a policeman's knee on your neck until you can't breathe.
White oppression is having to eat your Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar in your truck. - Middle Age Riot

Bye Bye Afghanistan?
US military reportedly making plans for Trump that include a complete Afghanistan withdrawal before the next election. Defense Department officials are planning to brief President Donald Trump on several options to withdraw all US troops from Afghanistan, according to multiple reports.

My daughter lives in Nashville & wore her mask to buy groceries. Guy yells at her: ‘Liberal pussy!’ Back story: she nearly died of H1N1. She was in the ICU for a week, on a ventilator for 3 days. She CANNOT get covid. The ignorance & hatred is so painful. She’s trying to survive. - Rosanne Cash

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow. - Andy Borowitz

If you can stand in line for a cupcake, you can stand in line to vote. - Kellyanne Conway

Email
Subject: Scarborough

My guess is that Trump wants to unravel all the conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Scarborough's aide, right down to the coroner, Dr. Michael Berkland who had a questionable resume and in 2012 police said he kept a storage unit which was filled with containers of crudely preserved human organs. Trump's base will think Scarborough is a Zombie!!!

Just my two cents!
Stay safe, too!!!
Lynn

Hi Lynn, You may be right. What is so sad is Trump is pulling a Seth Rich on Scarborough, causing misery to the surviving family.

As my longtime viewers know, I am no fan of Scarborough. He hit me with a cease and desist order in 2005 which he never followed up. He's no murderer, he's a slimy whiney opportunist.

I know Joe Scarborough. Joe is a friend of mine. I don't know T.J. Klausutis. Joe can weather vile, baseless accusations but T.J.? His heart is breaking. Enough already. - Mitt Romney

42 Percent of Americans Approve of Trump's Job Performance. 42 Percent.
President Trump's job approval sank toward a two-year low on Wednesday, according to poll from the right-leaning polling firm Rasmussen.

The poll released Wednesday shows 42 percent of likely U.S. voters approve of Trump's job performance, while 57 percent disapprove.

Nation’s Parents Fear That If Kids Miss Enough School They Will Turn Out Like Betsy DeVos. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by Americans. - Andy Borowitz

At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a mental condition named after him than a presidential library. #TrumpMeltdown - Middle Age Riot

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Business/Tech News

Twitter putting a weak disclaimer on a Trump tweet feels like Susan Collins has been put in charge at Twitter. - Roland Scahill

Sign Of The Future? Walmart To Sell Used Clothing.
Walmart on Wednesday announced a partnership with resale platform ThredUp to sell previously owned branded clothing, shoes, handbags and more online...The company said it started planning the initiative a year ago and launched it at a time when the pandemic has forced many households to become even more budget conscious amid widespread furloughs and job losses.

Trump traveled all the way to Kennedy Space Center in Florida for the #SpaceX launch and it was just cancelled.
Trump ruins everything. - Travis Allen

I actually used this exact machine back in the 1960s at Fort Lauderdale Airport.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Twitter ‘Deeply Sorry’ About Trump Tweets Suggesting Joe Scarborough Murdered Intern — But Won’t Delete Them

Twitter ‘Deeply Sorry’ About Trump Tweets Suggesting Joe Scarborough Murdered Intern — But Won’t Delete Them
President Trump repeatedly used his Twitter account this past week to float the conspiracy theory that Scarborough murdered Lori Klausutis when he was a congressman, prompting her widower to speak out and plead that the platform take down the tweets.
In response, a Twitter spokesperson told Mediaite, “We are deeply sorry about the pain these statements, and the attention they are drawing, are causing the family.”

There is no evidence that Republican Joe Scarborough murdered his aide (not an intern). He did get preferential treatment by the police and the media at the same time Democrat Gary Condit got the opposite treatment when his intern went missing. That's the story.

How fast would a Twitter account be taken down if someone falsely accused Jack Dorsey of Murder? - Edan Clay tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Cuomo Says Florida Beachgoers Travelling to New York Must First Be Tested for I.Q. - Andy Borowitz

Coronavirus Chaos
As states around the country ease up on coronavirus lockdowns, Memorial Day weekend festivities attracted large crowds with many people flocking to beaches, bars and other public spaces while forgoing rules on social distancing and wearing masks in public.

If Trump loses he will still be president for 2.5 months and will be claiming it was a fraudulent election every day of that. And his party and Fox News personalities will amplify those claims. Reporters should be preparing for this now. - Seth Masket

Republican Shenanigans

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over. - Andy Borowitz

Oh sway can you see.
President Trump’s struggles to stand still during a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery lit up social media Monday, prompting users to recall past incidents in which the commander in chief, who turns 74 next month, battled to find a balance.

Trump’s Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request. - Andy Borowitz

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I don’t need a mask. The blood of Jesus protects me.*
*but I do need a gun - Sara Shaefer

Rock The Voter News

So much of this could have been prevented if we had a president who listened to someone other than himself. - Joe Biden

Egad, Another Karen Rears Her Ugly Head!
The white woman who called police on a black man in Central Park after a dispute about her unleashed dog has been fired from her job, her employer said Tuesday.
"Following our internal review of the incident in Central Park yesterday, we have made the decision to terminate the employee involved, effective immediately. We do not tolerate racism of any kind at Franklin Templeton," the company said on Twitter.

I always microwave 44 seconds instead of 45 to pay respects to Obama. - Travis Allen

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Business/Tech News

If churches are essential businesses - that means they admit they are businesses and should be taxed accordingly. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. - LeslieMac tweet

High School Grads Get A Free Pizza Hut Pizza!
Proms have been canceled, and graduation ceremonies have gone virtual as a result of the pandemic.
But while high school seniors may have missed out on walking down the aisle in caps and gowns, Pizza Hut is celebrating the class of 2020 by giving away 500,000 free pizzas.

“Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?” ― Steven Wright

How to fold a fitted sheet

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I needed that long weekend to refresh my brain.

Friday, May 22, 2020

Memorial Day

Keep safe this Memorial Day weekend.

I will return on Tuesday. I need a break from the chaos.

Peace & Love.