Thursday, May 14, 2020

Wisconsin Bars Welcome Crowds After Court Strikes Down 'Safer At Home' Bans


Wisconsin Bars Welcome Crowds After Court Strikes Down 'Safer At Home' Bans
People flocked to bars in Wisconsin on Wednesday night, after the state Supreme Court voided the state's "Safer at Home" orders. The ruling quickly triggered a jumble of policies in counties and cities, as officials set their own rules related to COVID-19.


"Remember "Click it or Ticket"?
Morons hated seatbelts but it saved lives! Maybe we'll start "Mask it or Casket" for same reason?"





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Florida Governor Deploys National Guard To Force Residents Back Into Malls, Movie Theaters. - The Onion





I Hope Jared Serves More Time Than His Father
Jared [Kushner] had been arguing that testing too many people, or ordering too many ventilators, would spook the markets and so we just shouldn’t do it...


Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans


Dr. Bright: "I fear the pandemic will get far worse... Without better planning, 2020 could be the darkest winter."

A tragic culmination of four dark years under Trump.






Problems of a Pandemic Profiteer 
Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) surrendered his cell phone to the FBI after agents served him a search warrant at his Washington-area home in the ongoing investigation into his questionable stock trades during the early days of the coronavirus outbreak.


Richard Burr Asks FBI Agents If He Can Make One Phone Call To Stockbroker. - Andy Borowitz





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Forty Per Cent of Nation’s Toilet Paper Found in Richard Burr’s Garage. - Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News








If Trump wins in November, will he blame everything on the first Trump administration? - Conan O'Brien


Amazon To Produce Low Cost Face Shields
Amazon announced Thursday that engineers from its drone delivery unit are developing face shields that will soon be sold to medical professionals on the front lines of the fight against coronavirus. ... "Because of the design innovations and capabilities of our supply chain, we are confident we will be able to list them at a significantly lower price than all other reusable face shields currently available to frontline workers."


I just burst into tears for no apparent or pressing reason...anyone else on my level? - Amee Vanderpool









Wednesday, May 13, 2020

McConnell Has Gone Full Trump

With more than 80,000 Americans dead from the coronavirus, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and President Trump are trying to deflect blame to former President Barack Obama. 


Are your ears so stuffed with lobbyist money that you can’t hear the American people, 
@SenateMajLdr McConnell? - Sen. Elizabeth Warren




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I still can’t get over how Americans got tired of COVID and just decided it was over. 




Aw, Jared Is Keeping Us In Suspense Over 2020 Election
Jared Kushner on whether the 2020 election will be held as scheduled: “I’m not sure I can commit one way or the other, but right now that’s the plan.”


Trump+Trump Library=oxymoron
Trump+McConnell=moron
- Stephen King



Republican Shenanigans




People are high-fiving Liz Cheney because she said we should listen to a doctor during a pandemic. That’s where the bar is now America. Don’t trip on it. - Marie Connor





Paul Manafort Released From Prison
President Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort has been released from prison to serve the remainder of his sentence in home confinement because of concerns over the novel coronavirus, two sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.


It’s safe enough to reopen states but too dangerous to keep Paul Manafort in prison? - JackiSchechner




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How many disaster movies start with some asshole politician like Rand Paul telling an expert like Dr. Fauci to shut up. - Jeff Tiedrich




Billionaire Barbarians Unveiled
The FBI inadvertently revealed one of the U.S. government’s most sensitive secrets about the Sept. 11 terror attacks: the identity of a  mysterious Saudi Embassy official in Washington who agents suspected had directed crucial support to two of the al-Qaida hijackers.  






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In hindsight that $1200 stimulus didn't really get anyone too far, huh? - Jared Holt

Biden Backs Rent/Mortgage Forgiveness
Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, on Wednesday backed rent and mortgage forgiveness for those struggling to get by during the coronavirus pandemic.





Alajuela, Costa Rica is an amazing city filled with art, street performers and dripping Costa Rican culture. Pete Smith nails it. Bravo.






Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Trump freaks out over possibility of Pelosi becoming president if he and Pence get sick from Covid-19

President Donald Trump started off Tuesday morning with a series of tweets, including one ranting against the presidential line of succession 


l look forward to the day when it is once again embarrassing to be stupid. - Rex Huppke




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

#TrumpGate is worse than Watergate, worse than Bridgegate, and worse than every other "gate" that has happened in America.

Name another "gate" that caused the deaths of 80,000 American citizens in 2 months.

Go ahead...we'll wait. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant



I'm Surprised Mitch McConnell Didn't Say, "Shut Your Mouth, Boy!"


Classless is bragging about grabbing women by their genitals. Classless is complimenting Nazi sympathizers as "some very good people." Classless is imitating the disabled, people of color and religions other than your own. Classless is lying about a deadly disease.  #Classless - Teresa Cobb




Republican Shenanigans

Republicans love calling themselves the party of Lincoln, yet I have no doubt today's Republicans would have impeached Lincoln for ending slavery. - trom177 tweet
 




Meatpackers Need To Sue Trump


Pence Ordered To Keep Lips Six Feet Away From Trump’s Ass. - Andy Borowitz




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President Email Lady would be wearing a mask, is all I'm saying. - Jeff Tiedrich




Rock The Voter News

Obama Unworried About Trump Accusing Him of Crime Because Bill Barr Does Not Prosecute Criminals. - Andy Borowitz





Rand Paul Needs To Be Tarred and Feathered


Trump being defeated by Obama's Vice President is the most appropriate way for this to come to an end. - Ben Rhodes




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Nobody voted for Donald Trump because they thought he was a skilled communicator, charismatic leader, creative problem solver, brilliant intellect, or selfless humanitarian.

They voted for him because he hated the same people they did. - Middle Age Riot


Business/Tech News



In March, Elon Musk predicted there would be no new cases of covid by the end of April. 

Yesterday, there were 17,776 new confirmed cases.

Today, he wants to reopen his factory, jeopardizing the health of workers to protect his own profits.

Billionaires aren’t the answer. - Robert Reich

WTF? Mike Tyson Returning to Boxing?
In a pair of training videos posted on his Instagram page, Mike Tyson, 53, showed off his agility and power as he hit the pads with a trainer.






Most of Twitter is probably too young to remember this, but about 30 years ago, a toddler fell into a well in Texas and the country was spellbound until she was safe. Now, we're all like, "Who needs grandmas if your roots are showing, amirite? lol" - Fiona Taylor






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An Emu reincarnated in a wood plank?



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Japanese paradise flycatcher feeding its baby.

Peace.