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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Kushner predicts much of the country will be 'back to normal' in June

Kushner predicts much of the country will be 'back to normal' in June
White House senior adviser Jared Kushner on Wednesday expressed optimism that much of the country could be "back to normal" by June as several states prepare to lift restrictions meant to slow the spread of the coronavirus.

Kushner Announces Doctors HATE Him After He Discovered One Weird Trick To CURE Coronavirus. - The Onion

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Remember when the United States Surgeon General told the American people that wearing masks wouldn’t help? - Adam Parkhomenko

My My My. I'm So Glad Roger Stone Found Jesus Days Before The Mueller Documents Were Released
Investigators from former special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation told a judge that Trump political adviser Roger Stone orchestrated hundreds of fake Facebook accounts and bloggers to run a political influence scheme on social media in 2016, according to court documents from the Mueller investigation unsealed on Tuesday.

Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV. - Hillary Clinton

Republican Shenanigans

Pence’s failure to wear a mask sets a horrible example and underlines a largely unspoken problem: the idea that REAL MEN DON’T WEAR FACEMASKS. Going barefaced isn’t macho; it’s stupid. - Stephen King

The Florida Death Watch Breaks Record
Florida’s Department of Health on Tuesday confirmed 708 additional cases of COVID-19, bringing the state’s total of confirmed cases to 32,846. There were 83 new deaths announced — the highest reported on a single day — bringing the statewide death toll to 1,171.

Mike Pence is all the evil,twice the hypocrisy,with half of the comedy value - John Fugelsang

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Really, if were that easy to commit voter fraud with mail-in ballots, this supreme court would've already mandated it. - Jimmie von Tungeln

Rock The Voter News

NY has received hundreds of donated masks from all around the country, from red states and blue states.
They were sent because Americans are unified and generous and kind.
Our politicians should aspire to be at least half as good as the American people. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo

Mitch McConnell Wants Workers Unprotected
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is pushing for liability protections for businesses and hospitals in the next round of coronavirus relief legislation, raising objections from congressional Democratic leaders as lawmakers begin shaping a fourth bill to address the crisis.

CNN to Show Phone Number of Poison-Control Hotline Whenever Trump Speaks. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Jared Kushner called the White House’s covid response “a great success story,” second only to Ivanka Trump’s shoe company. - Andy Borowitz

Some Good Coronavirus News!
Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House coronavirus task force, said results from a clinical trial of a potential COVID-19 treatment showed “quite good news.”
Data from an international study of remdesivir showed patients treated with the drug recovered 31 percent faster than patients given a placebo, Fauci told reporters at the White House on Wednesday, alongside President Trump and Vice President Pence.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Sick day

Dear Viewers,

I don't think I have the virus, but I am not well -- maybe something I ate? I have no idea. I hope to return as soon as possible.

Stay safe,
Lisa

Mike Pence is an evangelical idiot that continues to destroy common sense.

Pence tours clinic without a mask despite policy

Take care everyone.

Peace.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Tyson Foods chairman warns that 'the food supply chain is breaking'

Tyson Foods chairman warns that 'the food supply chain is breaking'
In recent weeks, the poultry producer has temporarily suspended operations at plants across the country.

Experts Warn That Applying Bleach To Brain Will Not Erase Memory Of Last Three And A Half Years. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

New Zealand had some of the toughest shutdown restrictions in the world.
New Zealand stopped coronavirus in its tracks.
New Zealand will go back to work before we do.
Turns out, doing the hard thing in the short run fixes the economy faster. - Walter Shaub

Is Kim Jong Un Alive or Dead?
Speculation about Kim Jong Un’s health intensified over the weekend after tantalizing -- yet unverified -- reports about a visit by a Chinese medical team and movements of the North Korean leader’s armored train.

Canadians are receiving $2000/month and their GDP per capita is about 2/3 of ours. So when you're struggling to pay rent remember - it's not that they couldn't help us more, it's that they chose not to. - Albert Lee

Republican Shenanigans

Trump’s just mad he never won an Emmee. - Schooley

Trump's weird obsession with the Nobel Prize seems entirely rooted in the fact that Obama won it. - Ben Rhodes

Oh Well, This Is What Happens When You Ignore a Pandemic
The coronavirus pandemic poses a grave threat to public health — and President Donald Trump’s re-election chances.
Trump’s campaign team is worried that he could lose Florida and Wisconsin, which he won in 2016 and will need again in November, and some advisers have basically written off Michigan as a loss this year

Republicans are so quiet after his tweet storm today, if you listen closely you can hear a poll drop. - Jesse D. Lifson

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Americans will accept 50,000 dead and 20,000 lies from a white president but not healthcare from a black one. - Adam Parkhomenko

Rock The Voter News

Everyone right now

There is no question. Trump’s mental illness is killing people. We are in a crisis of epic proportions. I call on Bush, Obama and every prominent American, Republican and Democrat, to step forward to stop this insanity and save human life. - Rob Reiner

Trump Ousts Another Expert
Former Food and Drug Administration commissioner Scott Gottlieb said the ouster of a top vaccine expert at the Department of Health and Human Services would likely set back efforts to quickly roll out a vaccine for the coronavirus.

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In Bid To Restore Credibility, Sarah Palin To Replace Trump At Coronavirus Briefings. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

WEIRD...During the 1929 - 1933 depression, unemployment hit 25% and stocks sank 75%. During the 2008 -2009 great recession, unemployment hit 11% and stocks sank 55%. Today, unemployment hit 20% and stocks are only down 12%. Why? - Thomas Kaine

Why The Rich Get Richer
CNBC’s Jim Cramer is irate over the bailout for Carnival Cruise Lines — and questioning whether it is a case of crony capitalism.
Appearing on CNBC Monday morning, Cramer reacted to a Wall Street Journal piece detailing how Carnival — thanks to the Fed launching a massive lending program — was able to raise $6 billion in bond markets at drastically reduced interest rates.

Everyone has to think outside the box — because there is no box. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo tweet

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