Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Trump removes independent watchdog for coronavirus funds, upending oversight panel

Trump removes independent watchdog for coronavirus funds, upending oversight panel
The move comes as Trump makes a broad push against inspectors general scrutinizing his actions.


Trump fires second inspector general in three days. SCOTUS throws out Wisc votes.
Reminder: US media has no experience in covering authoritarian regimes. - Eric Boehlert




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down. - The Onion


The Largest Military In The World Requires Troops To Make Their Own Damn Masks
The U.S. military's new public health guidelines to combat the spread of the coronavirus—which includes a measure requiring personnel to make their own masks—have prompted criticism by some over timing and lack of preparation.
The protocols, titled "Department of Defense Guidance on the Use of Cloth Face Coverings," were included in a document released Sunday by the Pentagon...





Trump Says Individual States Should Have Responded To Pearl Harbor. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here. - Trump’s new White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany on February 25th






Snake Oil Salesman Exposed
President Donald Trump and his allies in the conservative media sphere have repeatedly pushed the health benefits of anti-malarial drug hydroxychloroquine for patients who have contracted the novel Coronavirus (COVID-19). While scientific opinion on the efficacy of the drug for treatment of the COVID-19 disease is necessarily shy of consensus, Trump himself has a personal financial interest in a French drugmaker that produces a brand-name version of the medication.







New Poll Shows Trump Faring Poorly With Voters Opposed To Dying. - Andy Borowitz. 




______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________


Rock The Voter News

The Supreme Court decided it was too dangerous to have people appear before the court for arguments... but not too dangerous for them to wait in 5-hour lines to vote. - The Hoarse Whisperer





Trump Is Confiscating Mask Orders From Our Allies
Late last week in Bangkok, a shipping container holding thousands of masks destined for the German capital was redirected at the last minute.
As far as Berlin’s city elders are concerned, there wasn’t any doubt about who was to blame: the “Amis.” And not just any Amis (German slang for Americans, not to be confused with French ami, or friend), but the commander-in-chief variety.


Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones. - The Onion




____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________



Business/Tech News

President Trump sees federal money as a tool to reward friends and punish enemies.
A competent Inspector General overseeing COVID relief funds would have thrown a wrench in his plans.
Now the IG is gone, so Trump can turn America into the new Ukraine. - Sen. Chris Murphy





Well, It Looks Like Trump Is Going To Steal Pocahontas' Casino
The Mashpee Wampanoag tribe is losing reservation status for more than 300 acres in Massachusetts under a Trump administration rollback. 
The Mashpee Wampanoag tribe was notified last Friday evening by the federal Bureau of Indian Affairs that it will rescind its land reservation designation, according to the Associated Press. Additionally, the land will no longer be held in federal trust, meaning that the Mashpee Wampanoag people will no longer have tribal authority over that land...if the decision is executed, it would destroy the tribal infrastructure, which includes an independent judicial system, a police force and indigenous language school. Currently underway are housing developments and a $1 billion resort casino....



Simple idea for today's briefing. Don't ask the President any questions.  Direct all the questions to the experts. In fact, embed in the question that you only want to hear from people other than the President. - Joe Lockhart






____________________









Thank you!



_____________________





Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
My banana tree sacrificed her leaves for Tamale Night. The tamales were delicious!

Peace.


Monday, April 6, 2020

I trust scientists before politicians

CNN's Berman, Peter Navarro in heated exchange over hydroxychloroquine: 'Don't you dare'
White House trade adviser Peter Navarro had a heated exchange with CNN anchor John Berman on Monday after Navarro argued that his training in statistical studies as an economist made him qualified to disagree with health experts on the use of the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine to treat the novel coronavirus.


Trump Admits 18 New States To Increase Competition For Medical Supplies. - The Onion




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If you’re asking why is the COVID-19 rate so low in germany and high in your country. Is because their president used to be a quantum chemist and your president used to be a reality television host. - mith tweet





Trump Hawks Hydroxychloroquine
President Trump on Sunday forcefully touted the use of hydroxychloroquine as a potential means to combat or even prevent the onset of symptoms from the coronavirus, wading further into a medical debate that has put him at odds with some of his top health experts.


Trump said that he was a “lock” to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Americans Strongly Favor Testing Unproven Drugs on Trump. - Andy Borowitz




Imagine investing 52 years of your life to become the foremost expert in your field, facing a global crisis for which your expertise is critically needed, and being sidelined by Rudy Giuliani, Peter Navarro, Jared Kushner and Dr. Oz. - Bill Scher


Well, Well, Well. Michael Cohen Pops Up.
President Donald Trump on Sunday once again touted the potential life-saving benefits of treating coronavirus patients with hydroxychloroquine, a powerful anti-malaria drug, despite a dearth of medical professionals or clinical evidence supporting his claims. It just so happens that one of the largest manufacturers of the drug, Novartis, previously paid Trump’s now-incarcerated former personal attorney Michael Cohen more than $1 million for healthcare policy insight following Trump’s election in 2016.





Whenever someone says “Thank you Mr. President for your continued leadership,” I imagine that’s like 30 seconds after their direct deposit hits. - Jesse Lifson


______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________




Jared Kushner Googles Ventilator. - Andy Borowitz


Rock The Voter News





So what’s the deal?Ivanka have a patent on Hydroxychloroquine? - Woman in the Moon tweet



What Did He Know and When Did He Know It?
 After the first alarms sounded in early January that an outbreak of a novel coronavirus in China might ignite a global pandemic, the Trump administration squandered nearly two months that could have been used to bolster the federal stockpile of critically needed medical supplies and equipment.








Donald Trump is not responsible for the coronavirus, but he is responsible for failing to prepare our nation to respond to it. - Joe Biden


____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________




10M lost jobs, maybe 100K dead. 
Reminder: During late 1990s, more than 100 newspapers demanded Bill Clinton resign from office bc he was not "fit." 
To date, 3 have demanded Trump resign. #liberalmedia - Eric Boehlert

Business/Tech News



Kinda looks like the billionaires aren’t going to save us. - Katie Mack


Boris Johnson Is In Intensive Care
Boris Johnson was moved to intensive care in hospital on Monday evening, 24 hours after being admitted with Covid-19.
A No. 10 spokesman said the British prime minister's condition had worsened over the course of Monday afternoon and around 7 p.m., local time, he was moved to the intensive care unit at London's St. Thomas' Hospital.





I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.- Mark Twain




____________________



I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry





Thank you!




_____________________



Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Sometimes we just need to stop -- and smell the flowers.

Peace.


Friday, April 3, 2020

You'd never know that Pence leads the Coronavirus Task Force

Strategic National Stockpile description altered online after Kushner's remarks
The government website for the emergency repository appears to have been updated this morning.


This is intentional mass murder. Trump was warned by the military, intelligence services and medical experts and he still is not producing what our governors need. Instead, he sends Jared to say the national stockpile is not for the states. We're being played, people, and they are laughing all the way to the bank.

For a guy who loves to rant about Hunter Biden, Trump sure does put his useless son-in-law, Prep School Slenderman, in charge of a lot of important sh*t. - OhNoSheTwitnt




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Outside Mt. Sinai hospital, Ron Allen, NBC:  "We've seen a gathering of nurses & medical professionals from doctors' physicians, who are still complaining about the lack of protective equipment across the city. They say that every day at work is like a suicide mission."





An Emergency Order For -- Wait For It -- Golf Cart Rentals! He Has No Shame. None.
The Secret Service signed a $45,000 “emergency order” to rent golf carts at President Donald Trump’s Virginia golf club on Monday, according to The Washington Post.
The agency signed a contract, which it described as an “emergency order,” to rent 30 golf carts from a West Virginia-registered company called Capitol Golf Cars and Utility Vehicles from April 1 until the end of September, according to the report.


We're now at 1 million worldwide cases.  Pretty much every Doctor on the planet says that's a low balled number.
This isn't a joke, this isn't something that will be cleared up tomorrow.
This will take months to get past and years to recuperate from.
Sorry but that's the truth. - 
Stephen LeGresley






BREAKING: Americans Support Moving Jared Kushner To National Stockpile. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

ESPN Execs: ‘F*ck It, Air The Dogfighting’ - The Onion





Wouldn't It Be Nice If We Had A F*cking Federal Pandemic Response Plan?
Many of the country's largest cities keep their pandemic response plans under lock and key, preventing the public from knowing — or critiquing — how their local governments will respond to a public health emergency.





Government Stockpile Contains Twenty Million Unsold Ivanka Trump Shoes. - Andy Borowitz





______________________



 Click here to meet C.W.
http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________


Chris Cuomo, comforting a guest who lost a loved one,  said that, when Cuomo’s father died,  Joe Biden called his family and said:

 “Some day when your fathers face and his name comes to your mind, a smile will come to your lips before a tear will come to your eye.”





Rock The Voter News

Trump Launches "Celebrity Coronavirus Briefing" with Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, - Andy Borowitz




We do not have enough ventilators. 
Period.
I am signing an Executive Order allowing the state to take ventilators and redistribute to hospitals in need.
The National Guard will be mobilized to move ventilators to where they are urgently required to save lives. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo




Melania Suggests Trump Wear Andrew Cuomo Mask. - Andy Borowitz

____________________


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________





Business/Tech News

The next relief package must provide $2,000/month to every American for the duration of this crisis, and fully cover testing and treatment with no out-of-pocket costs.

Otherwise, we'll be mired in a drawn-out economic and public health crisis on a scale we've never seen before. - Robert Reich




Trump Org. Needs To Delay Loan Payments. Don't We All?
On Thursday, The New York Times reported that the Trump Organization is in talks with a major creditor to delay loan payments, as the coronavirus pandemic has shuttered their properties and their profits have imploded.





Asian Americans are American no matter how we look, act, dress, eat, talk, or simply breathe air. We’re American when we eat kimchi, natto, or give red envelopes on Chinese New Year. We don’t have to prove our American-ness to anyone. And we deserve to be safe in our own country. - Eugene Gu, MD




____________________




I'm in my third week of self-isolation. 

The troops traveled over many mountains to bring me some vino blanco. I had been without for a fortnight. Our president banned the sale of alcohol along the Pacific coast, to keep away the non-believers from the beaches. I hope you feel as safe as I do.







Thank you so much!
Almost two thirds of the way there!



_____________________





Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
I want the name of his dentist.

Best wishes for a sanitary and peaceful weekend.