Tuesday, March 31, 2020

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REVEALED: Kushner firm built coronavirus website Trump promised Google was building
More details about Donald Trump administration’s haphazard response to the COVID-19 pandemic were revealed in a bombshell new report published by The Atlantic on Monday evening.


Jared Kushner gives me the creeps.

Trump Says There Is Now No One on Fifth Avenue For Him To Shoot. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

It's like being on eBay with 50 other states bidding on a ventilator. And you see the bid go up, because California bid. Illinois bid. Florida bid. New York bids. California re-bids ... I mean, how inefficient. And then FEMA gets involved and FEMA starts bidding. - NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo





Buckle Up, Buttercups, This Is Only The Beginning
The top infectious disease expert in the country said Monday he predicts there will be another coronavirus outbreak in the fall, but expects the United States to be better prepared to combat the virus. 
“In fact, I would anticipate that that would actually happen because of the degree of transmissibility,” Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), said when asked about a possible reemergence of the virus in the fall during a news conference in the White House Rose Garden.


Trump Receives Endorsement From National Association of Funeral Directors. - Andy Borowitz




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Trump Delays Easter To July 15 To Keep Promise On Coronavirus . - The Onion






Is The Sham Wow Guy Gonna Show Up At Trump's Next Press Conference?
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who has pledged 90% of his companies production capability to make cotton face masks had high praise for President Donald Trump Monday at a coronavirus press conference – saying that on the day Trump was elected “God gave us grace.”







So...

Who’s going to be the special guest at today’s press conference? 

Bozo the f*cking clown? - lisastark35






My Pillow CEO today "God gave us grace on November 8, 2016 to change the course we were on.”

Yet another white man confusing "God" with "An Electoral College Demanded by Dead Slaveowners." - John Fugelsang


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I see Cuomo has called President Trump  'grossly ill-informed'

This is one of the kindest things one could say about him. - John Cleese


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Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic. - The Onion


The Boston Globe Tells It Like It Is
The Boston Globe editorial board pulled no punches with its scathing assessment of President Donald Trump and his administration’s haphazard and widely criticized handling of the coronavirus pandemic.
The Globe, in an editorial published Monday titled “A president unfit for a pandemic,” declared that Trump had “blood on his hands” because “much of the suffering and death coming was preventable.”







I feel like Trump is really growing into the job of mass murderer. - Andy Borowitz

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We have to place a temporary ban on evictions nationwide. No one should be forced out of their home in the middle of a pandemic. - Joe Biden





Beware of Pandemic Scams
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) announced Tuesday that consumer complaints related to the novel coronavirus have surged recently as the pandemic has worsened.
The agency says it has received 7,800 such complaints since the beginning of the year, double the amount reported as of last week.
The fraud complaints include fake vacation reports about cancellations and refunds, mobile texting scams and government imposter scams.


Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa. - Randi Mayem Singer






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My chainsaw has gotten quite the workout. I plan on burning the coronavirus.

Peace.


Monday, March 30, 2020

Donald Trump Calls San Francisco a 'Slum' and Nancy Pelosi a "Sick Puppy"

Donald Trump Calls San Francisco a 'Slum' and Nancy Pelosi a "Sick Puppy"
President Donald Trump called San Francisco a "slum" and dubbed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi a "sick puppy" after she criticized his response to the COVID-19 outbreak at the weekend.
The commander-in-chief told Fox & Friends on Monday morning that Pelosi's claim that he was fiddling while people died was a "horrible" thing to say. He also called her statement a "disgrace to her country," and suggested the federal government might "take over" San Francisco and "clean it up."


We just passed 100,000 cases, the most on Earth. What makes us unique?

Do we live in the poorest country on Earth?
No.

Do we have the worst health care?
No.

Do we have the smallest scientific community?
No.

What makes us different is we have the stupidest president on Earth. - Mikel Jollett






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The first journalist to throw a shoe at him deserves a Pulitzer. - Daley Haggar





Gov. Cuomo Warns Trump Of Incoming Tsunami
Gov. Andrew Cuomo urged President Donald Trump to “stop the politics” when handling the coronavirus on Monday’s episode of Morning Joe, warning him that, “It’s not optics. The tsunami is coming.”
“You’re exactly right, that New York is the canary in the coal mine, you’re going to see this moving across the country,” 


I don’t think people are digesting the fact that our President did NOTHING to stop coronavirus and is now saying 200,000 deaths would be a success.

It arrived in South Korea ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY as the US, they took it very seriously and in total only *158* people have died. - Mikel Jollett





Donald Trump, you implied something today which made me think -If 1000 nurses (say 2 hospitals in NYC) treat 30 patients a day and change their masks per safety guidelines each time, that’s 30K masks. Over a 10 day period, that’s 300K masks. No conspiracy, just math. - Lou Diamond Phillips





We have...
-Doctors covering their faces
-Panic attacks on airplanes
-Neighbors at each other’s throats
-Endless time with nothing to do
-A child in charge of everything 
This is every Twilight Zone episode at once. - Jesse McLaren


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Trump does not care if you live or die. He cares if you hurt his feelings. - Walter Shaub


Wow. Florida Governor Shuts Down Florida After Spring Breakers Infect The State & Nation! What A Guy!
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Monday announced that he is issuing a stay-at-home order for the southern portion of the state as the number of positive coronavirus cases grows. 
The order will apply to Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach and Monroe counties through the middle of May.






No one’s first government job should be President of the United States. - Antonio French

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Lord I wish America had an “over prepared” President right now ... - Christine Pelosi




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Pretty weird how Cuomo doesn't demand that everyone praise him, nor does he throw a sh*t fit if a reporter asks a tough question, what's up with that? - Jeff Tiedrich



Spring Breakers Say There Weren't Warned 'Clearly'
As Florida coronavirus cases surge, spring breakers are now expressing regret they went, but some say the government wasn't clear enough in its message to practice social distancing.








The next several weeks may be some of the hardest we’ve faced as a country. 

From those on the front lines to those saving lives by staying at home, let’s remember to be kind to each other, be patient, and remember the power of our collective humanity, even when we’re apart. - Hillary Clinton




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ICE Cold Fact: It’s times like these where you really find out who’s who. - ICE T

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Of all the rotten, despicable things Donald Trump has done since taking office, blaming health care workers for the lack of masks is like top 3. - Sen. Chris Murphy


The IRS Evacuates
The IRS issued a nearly blanket evacuation order to its workforce beginning today, the latest in a series of steps to shrink the number of on-site employees due to the coronavirus pandemic.






Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week

1. Yesterday
2. Today
3. Tomorrow

-
Jen





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Kualoa Ranch in Oahu, Hawaii. I wish those were my sneakers.

Peace.


Friday, March 27, 2020

Dr.Trump: I don't believe you really need that many ventilators


Trump: I don't believe you really need that many ventilators
...Trump: "I don't believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals sometimes and they'll have two ventilators. Now all of a sudden they're saying, 'Can we order 30,000 ventilators?'"

We're a week away from Trump ordering the 50 governors into a cage match with the winner getting 1000 ventilators. - Real Fake POTUS tweet



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I’ll keep asking this question that the press won’t ask: why is Trump doing this on purpose? why is he actively endangering the country? - Eric Boehlert





Alabama's Plans To Thin Their Herd?
Alabama’s plan states that “persons with severe mental retardation, advanced dementia or severe traumatic brain injury may be poor candidates for ventilator support,” according to a report




His Impeachment trial was last month.

I'd almost forgotten about that. - Fred Harding





Republican Shenanigans

Hi, my name is Gretchen Whitmer, and that governor is me.

I've asked repeatedly and respectfully for help. We need it. No more political attacks, just PPEs, ventilators, N95 masks, test kits. You said you stand with Michigan — prove it. 




If half the country died, Donald Trump would be demanding the surviving half thank him for saving them. - Stuart Stevens


Where Are The F**King Masks and Gowns?
The shortage of safety gear at one Manhattan hospital is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague.





Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)  - John Kerry




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I'm so old I can remember when trying to live by "The Beatitudes" didn't brand you a "liberal snowflake." - Jimmie von Tungeln





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I used to think Hollywood disaster movies made American presidents look needlessly incompetent, but none of them had the president mocking reporters and state governors on social media while their country was consumed by plague, so...my bad, Hollywood. - Richard Jeter





Stay Home Mississippi! Your Governor Is Nuts! And Don't Go To Alabama!
Roadside mannequins are inviting residents of Moss Point, Miss., to resume shopping at a local clothing store, restaurants are returning their dine-in services, and churches are re-opening their doors for services. Mayor Mario King described the burgeoning renewal in commerce and social life amidst the COVID-19 pandemic today as it swirled around him in his Gulf Coast town after Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves issued an executive order Tuesday that overruled local measures meant to stop the virus’ spread.


Maybe Mother Earth is just pissed and this is our punishment. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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“Alexa, play something upbeat.”

“....No.”- Conan O'Brien




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Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own. - The Onion






Trump Bullies GM and Ford
President Trump on Friday lashed out at General Motors and Ford, demanding via tweet that the two major automakers begin churning out ventilators to be used to treat patients with the coronavirus.










One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.” - Kendra Alvey




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OMG. Almost halfway there!
Thank you so much.





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Someone dressed a Pomeranian dog up as Paddington Bear and now the world seems a slightly better place to be than it did yesterday.



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In 1942, due to a shortage of silk for stockings during WWII, women got creative with painted seams. Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do!

Peace.