Thursday, March 26, 2020

Virus, Not Humans, 'Makes The Timeline,' Fauci Warns As Trump Mulls Easing Restrictions

Virus, Not Humans, 'Makes The Timeline,' Fauci Warns As Trump Mulls Easing Restrictions
President Donald Trump may want to reopen the U.S. economy by Easter — but the novel coronavirus wreaking havoc across the globe may have other plans.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s top infectious disease expert, pointed out Wednesday that the virus is determining “the timeline” for the pandemic.


George Bush hesitated for 7 minutes on 9/11. It was his 1st year in office & he was with children. Donald Trump did nothing for 7 weeks when he was informed about Covid19. It was his 4th year in office & he was with experts. Trump chose to ignore the threat. That’s unforgivable. - Ken Olin




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The President's re-election strategy is to have no one left alive to vote him out. - TheTweetOfGod




Trump keeps trying to flatten the truth curve. - Andy Borowitz


Trump's War On Healthcare Providers
The Trump administration, state officials and even individual hospital workers are now racing against each other to get the necessary masks, gloves and other safety equipment to fight coronavirus — a scramble that hospitals and doctors say has come too late and left them at risk. But according to a previously unrevealed White House playbook, the government should’ve begun a federal-wide effort to procure that personal protective equipment at least two months ago.





Another day and another day Donald Trump has not left the White House to see first hand what's going on in the country.  No visit to see first responders or ER docs or nurses.  No visit to a small business that's repurposing to help the cause.  King in the Ivory Tower. - Joe Lockhart



Republican Shenanigans

Cuomo shows up and it's like “Ooooh, Daddy's here.”Newsom shows up and it's like “Ooooh, likeable step-dad is here.”Trump shows up and it's like “Ooooh, racist grandpa took out his dick at the bus stop.” - John Fugelsang




Canada Is Against Trump Sending Troops To Their Border
The Canadian government says it's "strongly opposed" to the idea of sending American troops to the border to intercept illegal migrants as part of that country's response to the coronavirus pandemic.
"Canada is strongly opposed to this U.S. proposal and we've made that opposition very, very clear to our American counterparts," said Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland today.


Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It. - The Onion


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Happy Birthday, Madam Speaker! Your leadership in this time of crisis has been so vital. I shudder to think how things might be this #ThursdayMorning if the Republicans still controlled the House. - TheDailyEdge tweet





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How are her emails looking NOW? - Stonekettle





Let me just say I hope we emerge from this global pandemic and this deadly virus called Trump with a renewed commitment to expand education. I remain convinced that’s the antidote to save ourselves. - Steven Beschloss 




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It only took a global pandemic and a complete and total societal shutdown to prevent school shootings. 
Congratulations America. - Santiago Mayer





Kudos for Crocs!
Go into most US emergency rooms, and you'll find staff wear Crocs. Now their manufacturer has announced a program to donate 10,000 a day to healthcare workers fighting against the novel coronavirus.





But make no mistake about it, we will prevail, because the only thing more contagious than a virus is hope. - Ret. Admiral William McRaven




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Almost halfway there!
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Anytime you feel like the dumbest person in the universe, just remember Kim Kardashian 
played poker wearing mirrored sunglasses.


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Mother Nature never ceases to amaze me.

Peace.


Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Trump's a prophet

Washington state radio station won't air Trump briefings because of 'false or misleading information'
A public radio station in Washington state, KUOW, will no longer be airing White House press briefings on the coronavirus “due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time.”


I'm up and ready to go nowhere!

Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year. - Andy Borowitz





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The Pope: No Easter this year.

Donald Trump: Easter is my jam, so we doin Easter. - Amee Vanderpool





Trump: It's Every State For Itself
President Donald Trump is still refusing to use the Defense Production Act to force private businesses to build badly needed medical equipment to combat the coronavirus pandemic — and the Washington Post reports that it has created massive problems for states seeking medical supplies.
In particular, the Post reports that the medical equipment market has “descended into chaos” as states are competing with one another in “a mad scramble for masks, gowns and ventilators” to respond to the pandemic.



The Federalist, a conservative magazine, just put out an article saying we should consider "controlled voluntary infection."

I completely agree. Let's start with everyone who works at the Federalist. - Nick Jack Pappas



Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump's claim that the coronavirus would be under control by Easter was the last straw for Republican leaders, who have united to stop Trump's dangerous campaign of misinformation.

Just kidding, they're going to let us die.

#EasterMassacre - Middle Age Riot





Trump Loves Talking About People Committing Suicide. SMH.
President Donald Trump is making a baseless claim of surging suicides if the U.S. economy remains mostly shut due to the spread of the coronavirus. There’s no evidence that suicides will rise dramatically, let alone surpass potential coronavirus deaths. Historically in a crisis, suicides tend to diminish as society pulls together in a common purpose.


I have to confess I thought it would take at least a couple of months into the apocalypse before the right wingers started calling for the old and infirm to be sacrificed. - Charles Johnson





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You know, I don’t think we ever need to see this particular emperor with no clothes. - John Fugelsang

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I'm so pretty!
Judge Won't Dismiss Lawsuit Against Trump
A federal court on Tuesday ruled that a lawsuit brought by a literary advocacy group was allowed to go forward. The group accused President Donald Trump of violating the First Amendment by using the powers of his office to retaliate against media entities over coverage he disliked, In a 24-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Lorna G. Schofield denied a government motion to dismiss the case, reasoning that the group, PEN America (PEN), had constitutional standing to pursue the First Amendment claims against Trump for selectively barring access to the White House press corps and revoking or threatening to revoke the security clearances of former government officials whose commentary he dislikes. 


Senate Votes Unanimously To Make Rand Paul’s Quarantine Permanent. - Andy Borowitz




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My husband purchased a world map.... gave me a dart and said "throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when this pandemic is over". Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.  - Jo





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Somehow I doubt Donald Trump will be attending a packed church on Easter Sunday. - Bill Kristol





Track The Coronavirus. You Have Time On Your Scrubbed Hands!
IBM and The Weather Channel launched a free tool Wednesday to track reported cases of COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus.
The artificial intelligence-powered tool will provide tracking and trend graphs on COVID-19 cases down to a county level.
IBM's dashboard is free to use, providing-up-to-date, searchable information about the epidemic spread.





The American people are rising to meet this moment. We need our president to do the same. - Joe Biden





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Distant 'quasar tsunamis' are ripping their own galaxies apart. Whatever that means it sure is beautiful. Thanks Hubble.

Peace.


Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Hell, No, I Won't Go!

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests he, other seniors willing to die to get economy going again
“Those of us who are 70 plus, we’ll take care of ourselves. But don’t sacrifice the country,” Patrick told Tucker Carlson.


Man, killing grandma is not the reelection strategy that I imagined.  - Dan Walz




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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse. - Hillary Clinton





Trump Is Doing This On Purpose. Despicable.
New York Gov. Cuomo called on President Donald Trump to use the Defense Protection Act to secure more medical equipment. The Federal Emergency Management Agency is sending the state 400 ventilators, Cuomo said.
“Four hundred ventilators? I need 30,000 ventilators. You want a pat on the back for sending 400 ventilators?” Cuomo said, adding that he needs the ventilators in 14 days.


Imagine if Trump used his Twitter platform to thank health care workers each morning, rather than whining about the media. - Roland Scahill




Republican Shenanigans

Right wing views have gone from the virus is a hoax, to the virus is real, to the virus is annoying and I volunteer to die for America. - Edel Rodriguez




Remember when George W Bush got notified about 9/11 and just kept on reading a children’s book aloud like nothing had happened and we thought that no president could ever be dumber? My point is, at least George W Bush could fucking read. - OhNoSheTwitnt




Coronavirus Lands In Guantanamo
A U.S. Navy sailor stationed at Guantanamo Bay has tested positive for coronavirus in the first confirmed case at the base known for its detention center.
A statement from the base said the sailor is isolated and “currently undergoing evaluation and treatment.” Officials are also in the process of tracing the sailor’s contacts.


My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report. - Treat Williams



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The cure to the problem is 270 Electoral Votes on November 3, 2020. - David Plouffe


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I would rather let Carnival cruise line die than  people my age. Just sayin’. - Charles P. Pierce


Gov. Cuomo Is Desperate. Crickets From The White House.
The price of the coronavirus’ unfold by means of New York Condition is accelerating like a “bullet educate,” Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Tuesday, as the variety of verified cases eclipsed 25,000.
“The charge of new infections is doubling about each a few days,” reported Cuomo in a press briefing at Manhattan’s Javits Heart, at this time becoming transformed to a 2,000-bed clinic complex.





2009: Obama's death panels will murder your grandma 
2020: Actually Grandma should die for FREEDOM. - David Greenwald

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Imagine a 75 yo in Texas, flipping on their favorite FOX News, and finding out that the new plan is for you to die. - Michael Matthew


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The folks who falsely shouted “death panels” ten years ago to frighten older Americans now apparently embrace them. - David Axelrod





Speaker Pelosi Is Optimistic A Deal Will Be Reached. I Hope She's Right.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sounded a hopeful tone Tuesday about Republicans and Democrats striking an agreement on a staggering stimulus package to blunt the economic damage from the coronavirus pandemic.
“I think there is real optimism that we could get something done in the next few hours,” Pelosi told CNBC’s Jim Cramer in a phone interview on “Squawk on the Street” as Senate Republicans and Democrats moved closer to a deal. 


My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable.

We will not put a dollar figure on human life. 

We can have a public health strategy that is consistent with an economic one.

No one should be talking about social darwinism for the sake of the stock market. - NY Governor Andrew Cuomo who would make a helluva president





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Incredible Staubbach Falls – Switzerland. What a great place to practice my yodeling.

Peace.