Friday, February 21, 2020

Putin/Trump 2020

Russia denies U.S. intel report on 2020 meddling
U.S. intelligence officials told members of the House Intelligence Committee in a classified briefing last week that Russia was again interfering in American politics.


WHY don’t today’s headlines scream:

Trump and GOP collude with Russia to steal another election

Because it’s true. - Bryce Tache




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Why Doesn’t Trump “Pardon” Those Innocent Children He Has Locked-Up At The Border? - Bill Conti


Russian Propaganda? Naw, In Kansas City It's Called News!
As the FBI and other federal agencies look high and low for signs of Russian interference in the 2020 election, Russian propaganda is being transmitted on America's airwaves in Kansas City, Missouri.
Formerly known as Radio Moscow, the Kremlin-funded Radio Sputnik is airing on three local stations and is delivered by Americans from a Washington studio.
U.S. intelligence agencies believe that in 2016, the Russian government used Sputnik and its TV equivalent, Russia Today, to influence American voters and will attempt to do so again this year.





Republican Shenanigans

“If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. And if anyone wants to take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.”-Jesus

“If someone screws me over, I screw them back 10 times harder.  Is that wrong?  I don’t see anything wrong with that.”-Trump
- John Fugelsang





There Is A Deep State: Trump's Deep State
Kash Patel, Rep. Devin Nunes’ (R-CA) former top aide, is reportedly serving as an aide to acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell.
Politico reported that Patel began his new role on Thursday. He previously worked for the White House’s National Security Council after he had left Nunes’ office.


Roger Stone, the repulsive, slithering, reptile who crawled out of the primordial ooze fifty years ago and began his awful career as “the wicked seed who poisoned the tree of Democracy”, is going to going to jail!  There is a God! - Bette Midler




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Not Enough for Barr to Resign, I Want Him Out of DOJ, Disbarred, Disgraced & Investigated. - Rep. Maxine Waters


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I'm trying to compose a tweet that mentions positive things about Bernie, Biden, Warren & Mayor Pete so I can enrage the widest possible spectrum of allies. - John Fugelsang


South Korea Claps Back At Trump
The movie studio behind the South Korean film “Parasite” hit back on Thursday after President Trump criticized the foreign-language film for winning best picture at the 2020 Academy Awards.
"Understandable, he can't read," Neon tweeted from its official account with a link to Trump's comments.



Malcolm X was assassinated 55 years ago today



On July 4, 1776, the United States declared its independence from Great Britain.

On November 3, 2020, let's declare our independence from Russia. - Middle Age Riot





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Business/Tech News

Larry Kudlow

...1993

"There is no question that President Clinton’s across-the-board tax increases on labor, capital and energy will throw a wet blanket over the recovery and depress the economy’s long-run potential,” 

Instead 8 year expansion with 21 million jobs created. - Republican Swine tweet





Love The Brits' Subtle Sense of Humor
A school bus has been spotted driving around London with two large pictures of Britain’s Prince Andrew on the side and a message telling people who see him to “ask him to call the FBI.”
The bus was driven past Buckingham Palace and through the upmarket Mayfair neighborhood in the center of the United Kingdom’s capital.


Passengers Aboard Coronavirus Cruise Ship Refusing To Leave After Forming Unlikely Friendships With Each Other That Transcend Nations, Languages. - The Onion






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Life, Uh, Finds a Way. - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend for all.


Thursday, February 20, 2020

Roger Stone sentenced to 40 months in prison. Swinger Clubs lower flags at half-staff.

Roger Stone sentenced to 40 months in prison
The longtime friend and former campaign adviser to President Trump was convicted of lying to Congress and witness tampering...


Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Every time I see a Bloomberg ad featuring Obama it makes me want to vote for Obama. - Andy Borowitz






Is The DOJ Investigating This? 
Ha Ha. I Made a Joke!
Rohrabacher confirms he offered Trump pardon to Assange for proof Russia didn’t hack DNC email.
Former California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher confirmed to Yahoo News he told Julian Assange he would get President Trump to give him a pardon if he turned over 
8.Trump Has Put Jared Kushner in Charge of Pardons: Report







Sooner or later, Trump will pardon Jared Kushner's father, Charles Kushner. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.





A Trump rally is like an overflowing toilet, but with hats. - Middle Age Riot


Republican Shenanigans





“I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant. - Andy Borowitz


Job Vacancies Available!
For months, a loose network of pro-Trump commentators and outside agitators has been urging the president to purge his administration of anyone and everyone involved in the Russia probe.
They’ve celebrated as many of the FBI and Justice Department officials involved in the investigation have left government. And now, with an angry and newly liberated President Donald Trump seeking retribution in the wake of his impeachment acquittal, they’re pressing him to finish the job.



I miss having a president I could trust alone in a room with my daughter or the Constitution. - Middle Age Riot


Ironically, white supremacists elected a white president who consistently proves himself inferior to a black one. - Middle Age Riot

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Elizabeth Warren treated Mike Bloomberg like Mike Bloomberg treated black people. - michaelharriot tweet


Rock The Voter News




“I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians, And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg." - Elizabeth Warren



Warren Chewed Up Bloomberg and Spit Him Out
Warren went after Bloomberg with such ferocity and precision that the former mayor looked as if he’d just been stopped, thrown up against a wall, and frisked outside his tony New York townhouse.







Maybe if we change Liz Warren’s name to Hillary’s emails the media will stop ignoring her. - OhNoSheTwint


One of my favorite debate moments from 1988



BREAKING: The official slogan of the Bloomberg campaign, “Mike Gets It Done,” has been updated to “Mike Done.” - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Trump vs Sanders: the sequel to GRUMPY OLD MEN. - Stephen King





Trump Grabs California By The Water
President Trump on Wednesday signed an order in California to re-engineer the state’s water plans, completing a campaign promise to funnel water from the north to a thirsty agriculture industry and growing population further south.


Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government? - Conan O'Brien


Take Your Child to Work Day


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Time To Deflate Photo

A drive-in restaurant in the 1940s. Gee, I wonder why it never took off, with no tipping and all.

Peace.


Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Trump Offered Assange Pardon if He Covered Up Russian Hack, Court Hears

Trump Offered Assange Pardon if He Covered Up Russian Hack, Court Hears
President Trump offered to pardon Julian Assange if he agreed to cover up the involvement of Russia in hacking emails from the Democratic National Committee, which were later published by WikiLeaks, a London court was told on Wednesday...Edward Fitzgerald, Assange’s lawyer, said on Wednesday that a message had been passed on to Assange by former Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher.

Impeach him again.

Today’s revelation of Trump’s bribe of Assange is further evidence of what we all know to be true: Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election. He’s trying to do it again. That’s what Criminals do. - Rob Reiner






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump






Any Politician Who Doesn't Release Their Full Medical Records After a Heart Attack Has Something To Hide.
Sen. Bernie Sanders said Tuesday he will not release any more medical records during his presidential bid, arguing he’s already released sufficient information to quell concerns about his health.
Sanders, the current front-runner for the Democratic nomination, has faced questions about his health since he suffered a heart attack in October. He insisted at a CNN town hall Tuesday night that the release of three letters from his doctors at the end of December declaring him healthy were sufficient disclosures.


Imagine when Hillary got pneumonia in 2016 she actually had a heart attack, had her team lie about it for days, then promised to release her medical records, but didn't. There would have been editorials nationwide calling for her to drop out of the race. - Victoria Brownworth




Republican Shenanigans

Trump Makes Pence Watch Him Issue Pardons To See How It's Done. - Andy Borowitz





Trump Had Empathy For Wife Of  Blagojevich
President Donald Trump spoke with reporters at Joint Base Andrews Wednesday on his way out of Washington, D.C. to boast about his presidential pardoning of Rod Blagojevich — after seeing his wife appear as a guest on Fox News.


Rod Blagojevich Trying To Sell Presidential Commutation To Cellmate For $2.8 Million. - The Onion





Let's just clarify this one more time: Bill Barr is playing y'all. - Rick Wilson




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Right now Bernie Madoff is sitting in his jail cell feeling really left out. - Randi Mayem Singer




Rock The Voter News

The journalism profession hasn't even begun to confront the damage it did to itself in 2016 with its But Her Emails coverage. - Ian Millhiser





Trump & Barr Play Rope-a-Dope
President Donald Trump and Attorney General William Barr agree on one thing at least: The president is making the attorney general’s job much harder. What they don’t agree on: Trump sees no reason to stop.
Defying Barr’s pleas, the president renewed his public attacks on law enforcement Tuesday, denouncing the prosecutors, judge and jury forewoman in the case of his longtime friend Roger Stone and defending his convicted former adviser Michael Flynn against Trump’s own Justice Department.


I wonder what all short men who support Trump think of his mini-Mike jokes. - Roland Scahill


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Business/Tech News

Boy Scouts Leadership Confident Organization Can Overcome Stigma Of Bankruptcy. - The Onion






So, How's That Brexit Coming Along?
Britain's government on Wednesday faced a backlash over its new post-Brexit immigration plans, which are designed to cut "cheap labour from Europe" in favour of high-skilled English speakers and boosting the homegrown workforce.





Pretty distressing day in Brighton so far. A member of the public threw a cup of hot chocolate at me and screamed abuse about how he hates the BBC, literally moments before I went on air for @bbcsoutheast this lunchtime. Luckily the drink missed my face and hit my coat instead. - Lauren Moss, BBC





Charles Manson is an unlucky bastard. He died before trump had a chance to pardon him. - Angry Naval Officer tweet






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This photo of my backyard this morning doesn't do justice to the beautiful sky and crescent moon. But I tried.

Peace.