Thursday, February 20, 2020

Roger Stone sentenced to 40 months in prison. Swinger Clubs lower flags at half-staff.

Roger Stone sentenced to 40 months in prison
The longtime friend and former campaign adviser to President Trump was convicted of lying to Congress and witness tampering...

Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Every time I see a Bloomberg ad featuring Obama it makes me want to vote for Obama. - Andy Borowitz

Is The DOJ Investigating This? 
Ha Ha. I Made a Joke!
Rohrabacher confirms he offered Trump pardon to Assange for proof Russia didn’t hack DNC email.
Former California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher confirmed to Yahoo News he told Julian Assange he would get President Trump to give him a pardon if he turned over 
8.Trump Has Put Jared Kushner in Charge of Pardons: Report

Sooner or later, Trump will pardon Jared Kushner's father, Charles Kushner. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.

A Trump rally is like an overflowing toilet, but with hats. - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

“I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant. - Andy Borowitz

Job Vacancies Available!
For months, a loose network of pro-Trump commentators and outside agitators has been urging the president to purge his administration of anyone and everyone involved in the Russia probe.
They’ve celebrated as many of the FBI and Justice Department officials involved in the investigation have left government. And now, with an angry and newly liberated President Donald Trump seeking retribution in the wake of his impeachment acquittal, they’re pressing him to finish the job.

I miss having a president I could trust alone in a room with my daughter or the Constitution. - Middle Age Riot

Ironically, white supremacists elected a white president who consistently proves himself inferior to a black one. - Middle Age Riot


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Elizabeth Warren treated Mike Bloomberg like Mike Bloomberg treated black people. - michaelharriot tweet

Rock The Voter News

“I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians, And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg." - Elizabeth Warren

Warren Chewed Up Bloomberg and Spit Him Out
Warren went after Bloomberg with such ferocity and precision that the former mayor looked as if he’d just been stopped, thrown up against a wall, and frisked outside his tony New York townhouse.

Maybe if we change Liz Warren’s name to Hillary’s emails the media will stop ignoring her. - OhNoSheTwint

One of my favorite debate moments from 1988

BREAKING: The official slogan of the Bloomberg campaign, “Mike Gets It Done,” has been updated to “Mike Done.” - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Trump vs Sanders: the sequel to GRUMPY OLD MEN. - Stephen King

Trump Grabs California By The Water
President Trump on Wednesday signed an order in California to re-engineer the state’s water plans, completing a campaign promise to funnel water from the north to a thirsty agriculture industry and growing population further south.

Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government? - Conan O'Brien

Take Your Child to Work Day



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A drive-in restaurant in the 1940s. Gee, I wonder why it never took off, with no tipping and all.


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