The longtime friend and former campaign adviser to President Trump was convicted of lying to Congress and witness tampering...
Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- UK blames Russia for "totally unacceptable" cyber attacks on Georgia
- Imported camels evacuated from Libya's capital after port comes under fire
- Far-Right German Terrorist ‘With Racist Motive’ Kills Nine
- Putin critic found dead with throat slit, dozens of stab wounds in French hotel
- Colombia’s Drug-Funded Rebels Are Back in Action Big-Time
- Armed gun rights activist turns up at house of lawmaker who sponsored weapon restriction bill: "We know where you live"
- Man Arrested For Threatening to Kill Schumer and Schiff Over Trump Impeachment
Every time I see a Bloomberg ad featuring Obama it makes me want to vote for Obama. - Andy Borowitz
Is The DOJ Investigating This?
Ha Ha. I Made a Joke!
Rohrabacher confirms he offered Trump pardon to Assange for proof Russia didn’t hack DNC email.
Former California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher confirmed to Yahoo News he told Julian Assange he would get President Trump to give him a pardon if he turned over
8.Trump Has Put Jared Kushner in Charge of Pardons: Report
Sooner or later, Trump will pardon Jared Kushner's father, Charles Kushner. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.
A Trump rally is like an overflowing toilet, but with hats. - Middle Age Riot
- Trump decries lack of 'fairness' in Stone trial ahead of sentencing
- Former GOP Rep. Dana Rohrabacher Pushes Seth Rich Conspiracy in Statement on Alleged Assange Pardon
- Susan Rice Tells John Bolton to His Face: Your Failure to Testify Was ‘Shameful’
- ‘National Disgrace’: News That Trump Will Name Richard Grenell as Acting DNI Draws Fierce Backlash
- Trump, RNC announce $10 million plan to battle Dems on voting lawsuits
- 'What the Hell is Wrong With Barr!?': Lou Dobbs Rails at AG for Not Jailing 'Dirty, Rotten ... Corrupt SOBs' in the FBI, DOJ
- Melania Trump receives university's 'Woman of Distinction' award amid pushback from students
- Exclusive: Florida feds knew of New York victim in Epstein indictment 11 years earlier
“I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant. - Andy Borowitz
Job Vacancies Available!
For months, a loose network of pro-Trump commentators and outside agitators has been urging the president to purge his administration of anyone and everyone involved in the Russia probe.
They’ve celebrated as many of the FBI and Justice Department officials involved in the investigation have left government. And now, with an angry and newly liberated President Donald Trump seeking retribution in the wake of his impeachment acquittal, they’re pressing him to finish the job.
I miss having a president I could trust alone in a room with my daughter or the Constitution. - Middle Age Riot
Ironically, white supremacists elected a white president who consistently proves himself inferior to a black one. - Middle Age Riot
Elizabeth Warren treated Mike Bloomberg like Mike Bloomberg treated black people. - michaelharriot tweet
Rock The Voter News
- Warren campaign touts $2.8 million haul on debate day
- Bernie Sanders: Hillary Clinton Could’ve Done More on Russian Meddling
- Bloomberg to pay hundreds of people $2,500 a month to praise him on their personal social media feeds: report
- Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg Take the Gloves Off: 'Are You Trying to Say That I'm Dumb?'
- Newly Minted CNN Contributor Andrew Yang Claims Bloomberg Is Actively Asking Major Dem Donors to Sit Out Primary
“I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians, And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg." - Elizabeth Warren
Warren Chewed Up Bloomberg and Spit Him Out
Warren went after Bloomberg with such ferocity and precision that the former mayor looked as if he’d just been stopped, thrown up against a wall, and frisked outside his tony New York townhouse.
Maybe if we change Liz Warren’s name to Hillary’s emails the media will stop ignoring her. - OhNoSheTwint
One of my favorite debate moments from 1988
BREAKING: The official slogan of the Bloomberg campaign, “Mike Gets It Done,” has been updated to “Mike Done.” - Andy Borowitz
- Westinghouse set to sign pact with Indian firm for nuclear reactors during Trump visit
- Brian Williams Openly Blames NBC for Trump: The Apprentice 'Might Have Been the Pilot' for His Presidency
- NFL free agent caught with 157 pounds of marijuana by border patrol
- Investment banking giant Morgan Stanley said it would buy discount brokerage E*Trade for about $13 billion
Trump vs Sanders: the sequel to GRUMPY OLD MEN. - Stephen King
Trump Grabs California By The Water
President Trump on Wednesday signed an order in California to re-engineer the state’s water plans, completing a campaign promise to funnel water from the north to a thirsty agriculture industry and growing population further south.
Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government? - Conan O'Brien
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