Monday, February 3, 2020

With acquittal assured, Trump lawyers blast Democrats in impeachment trial

With acquittal assured, Trump lawyers blast Democrats in impeachment trial
With acquittal seemingly assured, the Democrats prosecuting U.S. President Donald Trump in his impeachment trial urged the Senate on Monday to convict him to show no president is above the law while his legal team called the case against him politically motivated, reckless and baseless.


Tuesday, every Democrat should turn their back on Trump while he is delivering the State of the Union address - Roland Scahill




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

More Americans were killed last year by toddlers w/guns than by terrorists so I think we all know who's the real threat here. - John Fugelsang






No Wonder Jared Kushner Couldn't Get A Security Clearance
Jared Kushner failed to disclose his role as a co-director of the Charles and Seryl Kushner Foundation from 2006 to 2015, a time when the group funded an Israeli settlement considered to be illegal under international law, on financial records he filed with the Office of Government Ethics earlier this year.




Somewhere Bolton is telling himself he’s not a coward while a 63-pound Jared Kushner goes on tv and calls him a wimp. - Adam Parkhomenko






Republican Shenanigans

Conservatives: You liberals are so politically correct. Such snowflakes. So soft. 

Also conservatives: OH MY GOD, SHAKIRA FLICKED HER TONGUE. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS???????? - Jemele Hill





Another Guy That Has A Selfie With Lev Parnas!
A businessman facing federal charges over an alleged plot to trade political donations for help obtaining marijuana licenses around the country was working on a medical cannabis research deal with the Department of Veterans Affairs just weeks before his indictment.


The Republican Party demands we:

1) cut Planned Parenthood funding, which doesn't pay for abortions, and2) continue funding Israel, which provides free abortions. - John Fugelsang





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Hillary Clinton: To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world.

Rashida Tlaib: Booooo! - Stevie tweet





Sigh. Please, Not 2016 All Over Again.
Supporters of Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and Andrew Yang pushed false conspiracy theories on Twitter over the weekend tied to the canceled Des Moines Register poll, effectively commandeering a trending hashtag to convey the idea that their candidates are more successful than the public has been led to believe.


I swear to god I don't want to be smarter than the President of the United States, and yet here we are. -Tim Hanlon





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Trump's Superbowl ad came in dead last in the ratings. - Kona Lowell tweet



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When you get inside Donald Trump‘s head, all you’re going to discover is a putter, a cheeseburger, a porn video, and somebody else’s credit card. - Joy Reid





Marijuana Users: Don't Bogart That Joint!
A newly discovered cannabis compound has been shown in the lab to potentially be 30 times more potent than THC, the most studied psychoactive compound in marijuana.
Whether the new cannabinoid, named tetrahydrocannabiphorol, or THCP, will deliver 30 times the high of THC — or any high at all — is unclear.


I wouldn’t believe Donald Trump if his tongue were notarized. - Ed Koch, former NYC Mayor in 1984



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Grand Canyon smile at sunset.

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Friday, January 31, 2020

Democracy isn't dying in the dark, it's being murdered in broad daylight


Bolton Book Claims He Was Ordered by Trump to Extract Damaging Info on Democrats from Ukraine
President Donald Trump allegedly ordered former national security advisor John Bolton to aid his campaign to “extract damaging information on Democrats from Ukrainian officials,” months before the infamous Trump-Ukraine call, in a meeting that allegedly included White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, and impeachment defense team leader Pat Cipollone.


Kind of ironic that the British Empire and the American Experiment would die on the exact same day. - Will Bunch




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The utterly maddening thing is that they’re burning the country down not for some smooth, brilliant orator and politician, but for one of the worst, dumbest, generally useless humans to exist in the public sphere for the last fifty years. - John Rogers




Kim Jong Un Won't Like This
The Trump administration has rolled back Obama-era restrictions on the U.S. military’s use of land mines that have been banned by more than 100 countries.
“The President has canceled the Obama Administration’s policy to prohibit United States military forces from employing anti-personnel landmines outside of the Korean Peninsula,” according to a Friday statement from the White House’s Office of the Press Secretary.






Bolton is such a smart bureaucratic infighter that he should understand Barr and the White House are only a few hours away from wrecking his book and his life.
Trump might even try to leverage Barr to pursue him on criminal charges.
His only path is to make it all public. - Rick Wilson


Republican Shenanigans





To be clear, the Republican Party was rotting at its core before they ever allowed trump in. He just came with the incurable diseases that will seal their fate. #RIPGOP - Ricky Davila






Take The Money And Run, Bros!
A nonprofit created to support President Donald Trump and his administration's policies donated more than $230,000 to a group that recently awarded cash prizes to black attendees at a Cleveland event they billed as a Christmas "cash giveaway."





Nation Grateful to John Roberts For Briefly Silencing Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz


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I believe the truth will eventually come out. Republican Senators should think about that before they vote today. The truth will eventually come out. - Chuck Schumer



It's Small Farms Going Bankrupt, Not Mega-Farms
U.S. farm bankruptcy rates jumped 20% in 2019 - to an eight-year high - as financial woes in the U.S. agricultural economy continued in spite of massive federal bail-out funding, according to federal court data.


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If you don't like income inequality, stop whining & buy yourself some Senators. - John Fugelsang





Trump Wants To Poison Us Gently With Roundup
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has re-approved a chemical used in Bayer's Roundup weed killer despite concerns over its health risks.
The agency is doubling down on its claims that the chemical, glyphosate, doesn’t pose a danger to humans despite thousands of lawsuits that attribute cancer to Roundup.


GOP Conclusion: “Donald Trump is a criminal. Fortunately, so are we.” - Tea Pain







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Mt. Everest. I like the hiker's hat.

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Thursday, January 30, 2020

Rand Paul storms out of Senate to tweet after John Roberts refuses to read his question a second time

Rand Paul storms out of Senate to tweet after John Roberts refuses to read his question a second time
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) stopped watching the Senate trial of President Donald Trump on Thursday after Chief Justice John Roberts refused to read his question about a government whistleblower.


Bathroom Rug Head Rand Paul just broke the law and outed the alleged whistleblower on Twitter. I reported that tweet. I hope he is sued and prosecuted for this. - Ricky Davila




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El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses. - Andy Borowitz





Is It A Blue Dress?
Lawyers for a woman who accuses President Donald Trump of raping her in the 1990s are asking for a DNA sample, seeking to determine whether his genetic material is on a dress she says she wore during the encounter.
Advice columnist E. Jean Carroll’s lawyers served notice to a Trump attorney Thursday for Trump to submit a sample on March 2 in Washington for “analysis and comparison against unidentified male DNA present on the dress.”



Ken Starr will be along any minute to explain why DNA-testing a dress is wrong - Jeff Tiedrich




Republican Shenanigans

Mitch McConnell just limping into the chamber, using his tongue to get the lettuce out of his teeth, skin all shiny and greasy. Half these men look like they should be in their graves, but they are running the world. - Just Mary tweet






A New Conspiracy Theory Turns Deep State Into Shallow State!
Presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway warned Fox News host Laura Ingraham that a widespread “shallow state” government conspiracy could be secretly aligned against President Donald Trump, pushing for his impeachment and blocking his policy agenda.



Susan Collins is always so troubled and concerned. The only humane way to put an end to her suffering is by voting her out of office. - Andy Borowitz





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It's not that they've gotten all the evidence and they just truly believe Trump didn't do it. 
It's that they don't want to know, because the more they know, the more undeniable it is that Trump did it. - Ezra Klein





The winds were 37 mph.
Trump: "You won't be able to touch it. You can fry an egg on that wall."
Mother Nature: "Hold my beer!"
Newly installed panels from the US border wall fell over in high winds Wednesday, landing on trees on the Mexican side of the border.
The area is part of an ongoing construction project to improve existing sections of the wall.
Agent Carlos Pitones of the Customs and Border Protection sector in El Centro, California, told CNN that the sections that gave way had recently been set in a new concrete foundation in Calexico, California. The concrete had not yet cured, according to Pitones, and the wall panels were unable to withstand the windy conditions.





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Donald Trump’s money marked itself as ‘safe’ in the Cayman Islands Quake. - John Fugelsang





Ladies & Gentleman, Here Is Our Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ro$$
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross on Thursday said that he believes the coronavirus is likely to “accelerate” the return of jobs to the United States and Mexico, as companies assess what he described as the potential “risk factor” for doing business in China.


Today is the birthday of both FDR and Dick Cheney, which should tell you all you need to know about astrology. - John Fugelsang




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My TIP JAR is as empty 
as the impeachment trial's witness stand.





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In case you’re having a bad day, here’s a Hedgehog with socks.

Peace.