Thursday, January 9, 2020

Pelosi says she'll send articles of impeachment to Senate when she's damn good and ready

Pelosi says she'll send articles of impeachment to Senate 'soon'
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday said she would probably be sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate soon despite winning no concessions from Republicans on allowing witnesses to testify during a trial on the House's charges against President Trump.


We sure dodged a bullet with Hillary's emails, eh? - Middle Age Riot




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The White House reminds you to never believe any branch of military or law enforcement intelligence.
Unless it's about something that allows a reality show performer to assassinate people. - John Fugelsang





Iran Invites Canadian Investigators
Iran's civil aviation authority says it has invited Canadian investigators from the Transportation Safety Board to join a growing team probing the plane crash outside Tehran that killed 138 people believed bound for Canada.


My kids at 6:30 this morning discussing the Iran attacks with great insights that included “it’s really bad that Trump has alienated all of our allies isn’t it?” - Mimi Rocah tweet




Republican Shenanigans

McConnell & Republican Senators don’t want a fair Trial. They know if they allow Witnesses & Documents, Donald Trump will be the first President in American History to be Convicted & Removed from Office. - Rob Reiner





jesus h, why do we even have a 25th amendment if we're not going to use it. - Jeff Tiedrich



I 💗 NEW YORK
The New York City Bar Association has taken the extraordinary step of asking Congress to investigate Attorney General Bill Barr for being too politically biased to faithfully execute his duties as America’s top law enforcement official.






When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her. - Oscar Wilde


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Innocent people are going to die thanks to a guilty man. - Roland Scahill


Saving Australia
Thousands of activists are set to march across nine cities in Australia on Friday, singling out Prime Minister Scott Morrison for climate inaction amid a worsening fire crisis that has ravaged large swathes of the country.





I’m sorry, Australia.You don’t deserve this. 
Your PM maybe, but not you. - TheTweetOfGod


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Artist Formerly Known As Prince
There’s a great deal of curiosity and intrigue about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s announcement today they are “stepping back” from their senior roles in the royal families, especially from Americans with one big question: wait, you can do that?



“You want Brexit? I’ll give you a f--king Brexit.” — Meghan Thee Markle - Saeed Jones tweet




Harry and Meghan Willing To Replace Trump and Melania Effective Immediately. - Andy Borowitz






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A woman tests her life span by closing in on crashing waves in Iceland.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Trump: Iran Is ‘Standing Down,’ but I’m Gonna ‘Punish’ It Some More

Trump: Iran Is ‘Standing Down,’ but I’m Gonna ‘Punish’ It Some More
President Donald Trump said Americans should be “extremely grateful” that Iran “appears to be standing down” a day after Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps launched a missile attack ...


"Slurring," "Adderall" and #TrumpSpeech are trending. Sounds like it went really well. - Joan Walsh




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Okay fine, here's how you can blame Obama, magats: We're on the brink of WWIII because Obama made fun of a thin-skinned reality TV host faux billionaire in front of everyone at a fancy dinner. - Randi Mayem Singer


Iran Keeping Black Boxes From Downed Ukrainian Jet
Iranian investigators have found one of the plane's two so-called black boxes, but the head of the country's civil aviation authority has refused to hand it over to Boeing, the local Mehr news ...





Does anyone think we’d be having this conversation if Iran had bought one of trump’s garbage hotels - Jake Maccoby




Republican Shenanigans

Suspending Trump's Twitter account and cancelling Fox News would fix 90% of what's wrong with our country overnight. - Patrick S. Tomlinson


HOW TO WIN PRIMARIES 101: Eliminate the Competition!
Republicans decided Tuesday to place only President Donald Trump's name on Wisconsin's presidential primary ballot this spring, making it a challenge for any long-shot GOP candidates to run against him in the state...The GOP has canceled primaries in a number of states, including South Carolina, Nevada, Arizona and Kansas, to help the president.



His Tan Makeup Team Hates Him Too


Now that Jared Kushner has brought peace to the Middle East, what will he do next? - Poetic Justice tweet


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“I’m the last thing standing between you and the apocalypse.”- Hillary Clinton 10/11/2016


I did this meme 3 years ago



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Reminder that as this crisis escalates, we have no Director of National Intelligence, no Dep Dir, no Homeland Security Secretary, no Dep Sec, no head of CBP or ICE, no State Dept Under Sec of Arms Control, no Asst Sec for Europe, and no Navy Sec. - Garrett M. Graff





Bernie Said No To Super Pacs And Yes to Dark Money
Bernie Sanders says he doesn’t want a super PAC. Instead, he has Our Revolution, a nonprofit political organization he founded that functions much the same as one.
Like a super PAC, which is shorthand for super political action committee, Our Revolution can raise unlimited sums from wealthy patrons that dwarf the limits faced by candidates and conventional PACs. Unlike a super PAC, however, the group doesn’t have to disclose its donors — a stream of revenue commonly referred to as “dark money.”


Okay, GOP, if you want to follow the rules of the Clinton Impeachment trial, hire an overzealous independent prosecutor to investigate Trump's real estate deals and sexual liaisons and bring it all before a grand jury.
By the time he's done, Clinton will look like a choir boy. - Leslie tweet


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Republicans start unnecessary war without a plan for success, explode deficit, eventually destroy economy and exacerbate economic injustice with larcenous deregulation. Rinse. Repeat. - Bradley Whitford




Costa Rica Is Pissed At Trump & Should Be!
Costa Rican authorities held a Tuesday evening press conference as a response to the Level 2 travel advisory from the U.S. State Department.
The advisory warns visitors to Costa Rica should “exercise increased caution” due to crime, a label the Central American government “categorically rejected.”


Attention: Will the owners of a blue planet with plate tectonics please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating. - TheTweetOfGod






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The Elephant Rock in Heimaey, Iceland. I imagine it's a white elephant rock in winter.

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Tuesday, January 7, 2020

McConnell has the votes to block Democrats' witness demands in Trump impeachment trial

McConnell has the votes to block Democrats' witness demands in Trump impeachment trial
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has the votes to quash Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer’s (N.Y.) demands to require additional witnesses testify at the start of President Trump’s impeachment trial.
Two key moderate senators, Susan Collins (R-Maine) and Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska), on Monday evening backed McConnell’s position...


A trial has witnesses, a coverup doesn't.

 Just asked Mitt Romney if he has any concerns with McConnell coordinating with the WH on trial, and Romney said: “I’m sure the leader will provide impartial justice.” - Manu Raju, CNN





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Unifies Wrong Nation - Andy Borowitz





How Does One Mistakenly Send A Letter to Iraq?
The Pentagon on Monday disputed that U.S. troops are preparing to withdraw from Iraq — after a leaked letter from a U.S. general suggested plans are underway to prepare troops to leave following the Iraqi Parliament's Sunday vote calling for their removal.


I realize that letters go out with typos sometimes and people make mistakes, but how do you mistakenly send a message to a foreign government that says we're pulling 5,200 troops out of your country? That is not believable. - Tommy Vietor




If Trump wants to destroy Iran he should just become their president. - irishrygirl

Republican Shenanigans

Nikki Haley is just Sarah Palin with a higher GPA. - The Hoarse Whisperer




Is This A Foot Shooting In Progress?
Former Rep. Chris Collins closed out his political career in late December by repaying himself $146,393.71 in leftover campaign funds – without reimbursing his donors for the $15,400 they gave to his campaign committee early last year when he said he was innocent of insider trading charges...Campaign finance experts said Collins' move is legal, but some question its wisdom – especially given that Collins is scheduled to face a federal judge in New York next week who will sentence him after his guilty plea to charges stemming from that insider trading case.




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Pompeo continually and laughably lies to blame Obama for the consequences of Trump’s decisions and the press never follows up or pushes back. - Ben Rhodes





Michael Flynn Shoots Self in Foot
Federal prosecutors reversed course Tuesday and recommended President Donald Trump’s onetime national security adviser, retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, serve up to six months in prison for lying to the FBI.
The federal prosecutors, who had initially recommended Flynn be spared jail time, said in a newly filed sentencing memo that they have re-evaluated, citing “his apparent failure to accept responsibility, [and] his failure to complete his cooperation."




Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and they would say she put an $80 million bounty on Donald Trump’s head. - Andrea Junker




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Told my aunt Didi I was concerned about The Straits of Hormuz and she said to ‘hold my gay head high and ignore the bullies.’  :\  - Scott Linnen





Twitter Refuses to Bite the Hand That Feeds Them
Twitter has opted to leave Trump's tweets alone, finding that they are allowed under its rules. A Twitter spokesperson confirmed to The Hill it has determined that none of Trump's most controversial tweets this week violated Twitter policies


If your son or daughter was captured by Iranian commanders and they could only call Donald Trump or Nancy Pelosi, who would you want them to call? - Jordan Rachel





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The Butterfly Nebula. Thank you Hubble for taking us to another place in the universe.

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