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Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Happy New Year Everybody!

Protesters, militia storm U.S. Embassy in Baghdad
Iraqi militiamen broke into the embassy compound, smashing a main door and setting fire to a reception area in response to deadly American airstrikes.

To protesters chanting "death to America" in Baghdad:

Sorry. Donald Trump beat you to it. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Pompeo: U.S. airstrikes against Iranian-backed militia were 'defensive action'
Pompeo to meet with Zelensky ahead of likely Senate impeachment trial
The US Army has banned the use of the hugely popular short video app TikTok by its soldiers, calling it a security threat
Fox Host Rachel Campos-Duffy Uses Chanukah Stabbing to Claim Christians Are Actually 'Most Persecuted Religion'
Mike Huckabee Blames School System for Mass Chanukah Attack: Educators Teach Kids There's No 'Right nor Wrong'

Maybe it's just me but I feel like impeached presidents shouldn't have access to nuclear weapons - Alt Fed Employee

I Hope Lev Parnas Doesn't Commit Suicide
Lev Parnas, a former Rudy Giuliani associate charged with financial crimes, is looking to share more material with congressional investigators, according to a letter his lawyer has sent to a federal judge. The letter, filed in court on Monday evening, indicates that the committee first tasked with helming the impeachment inquiry is gathering additional evidence about Trump World.

Republican Shenanigans

Young people who support Trump should be henceforth referred to as Melanials. - Stonekettle

Pelosi Ripped By Trump, Again & Again & Again
President Trump on Tuesday ripped Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) as the "most overrated person I know" as he fumed over the uncertainty surrounding his impeachment trial in the Senate.

One day he's gonna set up a direct deposit from the federal reserve into one of his failing hotels and then 51 senators will simultaneously mutter "I'm deeply concerned" and then we'll move on to the next thing. - Mike Birbiglia

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Rock The Voter News

My 13 year old son was attacked for being white and a Donald Trump supporter. And I'll f--king do it again. - Bud

Well, this looks crowded

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Business/Tech News

On the final day of 2019, the US embassy in Baghdad is under siege as Trump is recklessly tweeting fuel onto the fire from the golf course, historically destructive and record-breaking fires are out of control in Australia, and “it’s ok to be white” is trending on Twitter. - Brian Klaas

I'm Praying for Rain for Australia!
Thousands of Australian residents and tourists are being forced to flee to its southeastern shore amid the wildfires decimating much of the country, news outlets reported Tuesday.
Evacuees faced apocalyptic scenes as they took to the beaches to avoid the flames in the states of Victoria and New South Wales after the warmest decade on record...

I just "Okay Boomered" a police officer. Did not go well. - Conan O'Brien

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Thank you all for joining me on the 2019 journey.

I wish you all peace and love in 2020.

Monday, December 30, 2019

Obama, Trump tied for most admired man

Obama, Trump tied for most admired man: Gallup
Barack Obama and Donald Trump are tied this year as the most admired man. It is Obama's 12th time in the top spot versus the first for Trump. Michelle Obama is the most admired woman for the second year in a row.

It would be nice to have a president who wanted to protect our planet, who wanted to protect us from Russia and North Korea. Someone who is good to our allies and fortified our relationships with them, instead of destroying all of the above. Here’s to 2020. Don’t lose hope. - Chelsea Handler

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

People who use the Bible to justify their support of Donald Trump are descendants of people who used the Bible to justify slavery, so it's a family tradition. - Middle Age Riot

Ivanka Is As Heartless As Her Father
President Donald Trump's daughter and senior adviser Ivanka Trump skirted questions on her father's immigration record in an interview this month, saying his notorious "family separation" policy was not part of her "portfolio."
In a pre-taped interview that aired on Face The Nation Sunday, CBS' Margaret Brennan pressed Ivanka on her father's immigration record, pointing out that hundreds of immigrant children still had yet to be reunited with their parents after being separated under Trump's "zero tolerance" family separation policy.

‘New York Times’ Offers To Disclose Whistleblower Identity To Readers Who Subscribe In Next 24 Hours. - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn. - The Onion

Pompeo Is Pulling a Rudy Giuliani. He's Going To Ukraine!
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will visit Ukraine this week, making his first trip to the country at the heart of President Donald Trump’s impeachment.
As the Senate weighs options for a trial, Pompeo will depart Thursday on a five-nation tour of Europe and Central Asia. Ukraine will be the first stop on the trip, the State Department said Monday.

Gaslighting is telling the world that the First Lady speaks six languages fluently when no one has heard her speak even one intelligibly. - Fred Harding

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Rock The Voter News

71% of Americans, including 64% of Republicans, want Trump’s aides to testify in the Senate impeachment trial. I might be high, but that looks like a majority to me. - Chelsea Handler

Oh Mayor Pete, Bush Lied & Flew Our 9-11 Grief Into Iraq
Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg on Sunday hit frontrunner and former Vice President Joe Biden for his role in backing the Iraq war, which the South Bend, Ind., mayor deemed the nation’s “worst foreign policy decision” of his lifetime.

2012 Twitter: what idiot called it iced coffee & not cool beans lol

2019 Twitter: I have an open wound but don’t have health insurance until next month, anyone know if saran wrap will work. - SortaBad tweet

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Business/Tech News

I love how red states express their hatred of blue states with no awareness that they are subsidized by them. - Bradley Whitford

Good For Seattle. They Have No Patience for Anti-Vaxxers.

Students in Seattle Public Schools will not be allowed to return to the classroom until they provide proof that they have been vaccinated against measles. ... Students who are not vaccinated by the deadline will be barred until they provide the required documentation, and their absences will be recorded as unexcused.

“If only these pancakes were more stressful to eat” -the Inventor of Waffles - Conan O'Brien

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Friday, December 27, 2019

Trump Retweets Article Which Names Alleged Whistleblower

Trump Retweets Article Which Names Alleged Whistleblower
President Donald Trump retweeted an article, Thursday night, which contained the name of a person alleged to be the whistleblower who filed a complaint relating to the commander-in-chief’s dealings with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky. It is the first time Trump has promoted the name in any manner.

Does anyone know if Trump will be tried as an adult? - John Lundin

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers - The Onion

Two Alabama National Guards Removed For Ties To White Supremacists. Only Two?
Two men have been removed from the Army National Guard after activists revealed that they are members of a religious group with ties to white supremacy.
An Alabama National Guard spokesperson confirmed to The Hill that they are currently investigating Brandon Trent East, but that it could not comment on ongoing investigations.

I'm all for a Space Force if we use it to launch every f*cking member of this criminal administration straight the f*ck into the sun. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Jesus wants to write an editorial condemning Trump, but he’s afraid he’ll lose the support of evangelicals. - TheTweetOfGod

It Wouldn't Surprise Me If Jeffrey Epstein Is Alive
The FBI is investigating British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell and several other people linked to U.S. financier Jeffrey Epstein, who killed himself while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges, according to two law enforcement sources familiar with the investigation.

Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign - The Onion

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Rock The Voter News

If they think Trump getting cut out of Home Alone 2 is an outrage, wait until they see what happens to his role in history. - Schooley

Each time Trump yelled at Hillary this year, she put a new ornament on the tree. - Jesse Lifson

I'm Glad Someone Is Fighting Russia
Military cyber officials are developing information warfare tactics that could be deployed against Russian oligarchs and officials if the country attempts to interfere in the 2020 US presidential election, current and former US officials told The Washington Post. The officials told The Post that one option being looked at by US Cyber Command would target senior Russian leadership and elites in an effort to show that their personal data could be hit if election interference did not stop.

If Trump is claiming that he wasn’t impeached since the articles haven’t been sent to the Senate, can we claim that since he lost the popular vote he isn’t actually President ? - Roland Scahill

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Business/Tech News

ISN’T IT KINDA DISGUSTING THAT BANKS MADE $34 BILLION IN OVERDRAFT FEES IN 2017?? THAT’S $34 BILLION THEY TOOK FROM PEOPLE THAT LITERALLY HAD NO. MONEY. - Eliza Hardy