Monday, December 16, 2019

House Impeachment Report Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes: Bribery, Wire Fraud in Abuse of Power

House Impeachment Report Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes: Bribery, Wire Fraud in Abuse of Power
The House Judiciary Committee has released its full report on the articles of impeachment they voted to approve against President Donald Trump. House Democrats are pursuing charges of obstruction of Congress and abuse of power, but the Judiciary Report goes deeper on the latter by folding in accusations of Trump’s bribery and wire fraud.


“I see the news every day and I shake my head,” Nixon said, the infernal flames of Hades licking his jowls. “This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.” - Andy Borowitz





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Children are dying in concentration camps of the flu and doctors with flu shots are not allowed in to help but I'm sure the baby Jesus would be super happy because people are saying Merry Christmas still. - Alt Fed Employee





Obama Gives Thumbs Up To Female Leaders
Former President Obama said at a recent event that he believes women are “indisputably better” leaders than men and confidently predicted that people would see a global improvement if every nation was led by a woman.   


Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President  - The Onion




Republican Shenanigans

Waiting for Republicans to do the right thing on impeachment is like waiting for a cat to make you an omelet. - Middle Age Riot





Will Trump Debate?
President Trump on Monday hammered the Commission on Presidential Debates, raising questions about his participation in debates next year with the eventual Democratic presidential nominee.
The president, in a trio of tweets, said he looked forward to debating "whoever the lucky person is who stumbles across the finish line" in the Democratic primary.


The clear lesson from Boris Johnson and Trump: voters do not like brushed hair. - Conan O'Brien





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If there really is another Civil War because of Trump, I vote we let the red states succeed this time.




Reporter Gets Soda Dumped on Head by Commissioner's Wife
The wife of a Chattooga County, Georgia, commissioner has been arrested after dumping a soda on a reporter’s head at a Friday meeting, according to The Washington Post.
Abbey Winters dumped the drink on AllOnGeorgia reporter Casie Bryant’s head before the meeting could begin, after which she reportedly said “You deserve that,” according to the Post, citing witnesses and the police report. She has been charged with simple battery and disorderly conduct.
Bryant stood up and left the room without a word following the incident.





To the men and women of DOJ/FBI: stay strong, keep the faith, be true to the oath you have sworn, be secure in the knowledge that you have the support of the American people. The era of Trump and Barr will pass-their slander, insults and lies will end. We respect & believe in you. - Eric Holder




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The House Judiciary Committee report on impeachment is like the Bible:
Republicans will never read it, but will still pretend to know what it says.
- Middle Age Riot




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Imagine having a passport that allows you to move freely between, live in and work in 28 countries, including many of the worlds most affluent, with excellent free health care and social services wherever you go & voting to tear that passport up and be stranded on an island. - Philip Gourevitch 





Rich Getting Richer & Richer & Richer
Nearly 100 Fortune 500 companies effectively paid no federal taxes in 2018, according to a new report.
The report from the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, a left-leaning think tank, covers the first year following the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act championed by President Donald Trump, which was signed into law in December 2017.


When this is all over, nobody will admit to ever having supported it. - David Frum





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I. Want. To. Hug. That. Dog.

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Friday, December 13, 2019

Mitch McConnell vows ‘total coordination’ with Trump on Senate impeachment trial

Mitch McConnell vows ‘total coordination’ with Trump on Senate impeachment trial
Mitch McConnell insists there’s no daylight with the White House when it comes to a Senate impeachment trial.
The powerful Senate Majority Leader claimed there would be “total coordination” with President Trump, even though the two men have outlined starkly different outlines of how things will play out when the impeachment drama gets to the upper chamber.

Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 2 ghosts.

Trump: I thought it was 3.

Jacob Marley: LOL no you have no future. - OhNoSheTwint






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It's unfair to say the President is financially beholden to Russia when he just got 100% owned by a Swedish teenager. - Stephen Colbert





Thank You U.S. House of Representatives
For the first time in two decades, the House Judiciary Committee has advanced articles of impeachment against a sitting president, charging Donald Trump with abusing power and hindering a congressional investigation into that alleged abuse. 


It must be so embarrassing to still be a Republican. - Roland Scahill





Republican Shenanigans

Republicans complain about "the war on Christmas" to distract from their wars on women, gays, immigrants, reporters, veterans, the Constitution, poor people, and decency. - Middle Age Riot





Departing Kentucky Governor Pardons Gruesome Murderer. Dear God, Why?
It’s not clear if Betty Carnes was killed by asphyxiation or by the eight blows to her head that Delmar Partin delivered with a metal pipe. The coroner couldn’t tell which killed the mother of three first, but it was very clear that her head was then chopped off and placed on her lap in a 55-gallon barrel that was destined for a toxic waste site.
On Monday, departing Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin pardoned and commuted the sentence of Partin, who was convicted of killing her at the factory where they both worked in Barbourville in 1994.
In his order, Bevin said he pardoned Partin because potential DNA evidence had not been tested.


Lindsey Graham Says He Has Accepted Trump As His Personal Savior. - Andy Borowitz




Trump Named Person of the Year by Popular Sociopath Magazine ~ Andy Borowitz 


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I hope all the GOP senators put on MAGA hats for the trial. Let's make it even more obvious. - David Corn

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Republicans who are afraid to stand up to Trump are called Moscowards. - OhNoSheTwint



Jesus, What's Next? Medical Experiments on Immigrants?
Immigrants held in ICE jails received medical care so bad it resulted in 2 preventable surgeries, including an 8-yr-old who had to have part of his forehead removed, & contributed to 4 deaths, according to a complaint from a whistleblower.






Right after they impeach him, I hope they impeach him again. - Michael Ian Black


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The good news is if Trump is tweeting 100 times a day, his fingers aren't near the nuclear codes. - Lizz Winstead





Is Trump Crying Wolf Again?
President Donald Trump and China said Friday they have a "limited" Phase One trade deal – including cancellation of new tariffs on Chinese goods – but investors appeared unimpressed because of a lack of details.


Prince Andrew must be grateful that the Brexiteers stole his limelight away from he and Jeffrey Epstein.





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Thank you for the best 19 years -- I couldn't have done it without you.








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Nurses showing a set of newly born triplets to a surprised father in a New York City hospital, 1946.

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Thursday, December 12, 2019

Judiciary Committee clashes over impeachment ahead of vote to send articles to the floor

Judiciary Committee clashes over impeachment ahead of vote to send articles to the floor
The House Judiciary Committee on Thursday is taking a major step forward to impeaching President Donald Trump as it works to approve the articles of impeachment and send them to the House floor for a full chamber vote expected next week.

The FBI is lying. The IG is lying. The Ambassador is lying. The NSC is lying. The advisor to VP Pence is lying. The Special Prosecutor was lying. The women were lying. The guy saying he already built a border wall and posting his head on Sly Stallone's body is telling the truth? - Jeremy Newberger



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I literally wouldn't feel safe living in this country if Trump were to win reelection. - Tony Schwartz




Russia's Only Aircraft Carrier Is Burning. I Hope Trump Doesn't Give Them One of Ours.
Crews at Russia's only aircraft carrier are battling a fire that broke out during repair work in the Arctic Sea port of Murmansk, state news agencies report 

Trump brought in Pam Bondi to help him come up with an impeachment strategy and they apparently settled on “make fun of a teenager.” - Adam Parkhomenko





Republican Shenanigans

Patiently waiting for Melania to condemn those who are bullying a teenager with Aspergers. - Nick Jack Pappas





This Makes Me Sick and Angry!
Don Jr. reportedly killed a rare, endangered sheep on a summer hunting trip to Mongolia, and the government there retroactively OK’d it.. Donald Trump, Jr. used a seven-day hunting trip to Mongolia he purchased during a National Rifle Association charity auction.


Jim Jordan: "63 million people voted for this guy!"

Sane brains: "66 million people voted against him." - Tea Pain

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Hillary Is So Polite and Thoughtful
Hillary Clinton on Thursday tweeted a link to a website with information and arguments in support of impeaching President Trump, urging her followers to spread the information to friends and family.






The GOP is tryin' to use Trump's impeachment to remove Barack Obama from office. - Tea Pain

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I’m pretty sure that now they’re just building the wall to keep us in. - Molly Jong-Fast



Tariffs Are Sucking Americans Dry
As the U.S. and China continue negotiations over a trade deal, the damage continues across many areas of the country. 
Since the trade war commenced in February 2018, Americans have paid an additional $42 billion, according to a new analysis from Tariffs Hurt the Heartland (THH). And just in October 2019, the trade war cost Americans $7.2 billion through tariffs, which is a $1 billion increase from October 2018. 





During the holiday season it’s always heartwarming to remember that Trump steals from charities.  - Larry Charles






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It's been a crazy day so here are some surfing penguins.

Peace.