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Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors

Democrats unveil two articles of impeachment against Trump
House Democratic leaders announced Tuesday they will bring two articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump, charging him with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress to set in motion the third impeachment of a US president in history.

Trump firing the director of the FBI today will probably be one thing that helps distract from impeachment. - Roland Scahill

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Breaking: President Trump awarded the Nobel Impeach Prize. - OhNoSheTwint

I'm just here to check the bugs.

Flaunting The Enemy To Our Faces
President Donald Trump will meet with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov on Tuesday, a discussion certain to draw scrutiny given Trump’s history with the Kremlin envoy.
A senior administration official said Trump and Secretary of State Michael Pompeo will discuss the state of the bilateral relationship with Lavrov. Russia’s Foreign Ministry announced that Lavrov would meet Trump hours before the White House confirmed it.

No Network led the news tonight with the impeachment hearing. two led with a volcano erupting on the other side of the world. I know they were cool pics, but then don't complain that the public isn't educated. You failed today to do your job. - Joe Lockhart

Republican Shenanigans

Giuliani Kidnapped By Ukrainian Circus. - Andy Borowitz

Giuliani Likes Them Young
The gatekeeper to the lawyer for the most powerful man in the world is a 20-year-old conservative activist with a thin resume, an inflated biography and an impossible job.
For the past three months, Trumpworld has been both abuzz and baffled by Christianné Allen, a little-known Instagram personality who became Rudy Giuliani’s director of communications in September.

I have never seen another Attorney General like William Barr. Its like watching Fox News in primetime. - Dan Rather

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Giuliani Says He Has Uncovered Links Between Joe Biden and Hunter Biden. - Andy Borowitz

Trump is meeting with a Russian official today and Barack Obama is posting links to health care.
That’s it. That’s the tweet. - Jesse Lifson

I Wonder If Ivanka Orders From Amazon
Ivanka Trump walks past a huge pile of packages while leaving her D.C. home in a $2,300 coat - as the Democrats announce two articles of impeachment...

Forcing someone to have a transvaginal ultrasound before they can have an abortion is telling them that in order to earn autonomy over their bodies someone first has to violate it. - OhNoSheTwint

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Donald Trump reminds his followers to continue to reject intelligence. - John Fugelsang

There's No Crying In Baseball But There Is Marijuana
MLB and the MLB Players Association are negotiating changes to the drug agreement that would introduce opioid testing. As part of the new drug agreement, MLB would also remove marijuana from the league's list of banned substances for minor-league players, according to The Athletic's Ken Rosenthal. Players on the 40-man roster are not tested for marijuana, but non-40-man roster minor leaguers are, and several are suspended for marijuana use each season. There were 13 such suspensions in 2019.

In 1992 I was 12. My dad and I were in the Newark airport. I saw Joe Pesci and recognized him from HOME ALONE. I went up to him to ask for his autograph. Joe asked me who my favorite actor was. I said he was. He handed me a crisp $100 and said "That's the right answer, kid". - Rod Blackhurst

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Monday, December 9, 2019

Trump a 'clear and present danger,' says Democratic investigator in impeachment hearing

Trump a 'clear and present danger,' says Democratic investigator in impeachment hearing
President Trump's efforts to get Ukraine to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden was meant to interfere in next year's election and "is a clear and present danger" to fair elections and U.S. national security, a Democratic staff investigator presenting impeachment evidence testified Monday.

I get a kick out of the Republicans saying impeachment is an effort to overturn the will of the American people when Hillary beat the dumbbell by 3 million votes. He won because of the antiquated electoral college, a 2-mule wagon in a jet plane world. - Stephen king

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The IG report confirms FBI was justified in opening an investigation that uncovered criminal activity by the President's campaign manager, national security adviser and other aides.
It was never a witch hunt. It was the men and women of federal law enforcement doing their jobs. - Sen. Mark Warner

46% of Armed Services Households Think Russia Is An Ally. WTF?
Russian efforts to weaken the West through a relentless campaign of information warfare may be starting to pay off, cracking a key bastion of the U.S. line of defense: the military.
While most Americans still see Moscow as a key U.S. adversary, new polling suggests that view is changing, most notably among the households of military members.
The second annual Reagan National Defense Survey, completed in late October, found nearly half of armed services households questioned, 46%, said they viewed Russia as ally.

Since Russia will not be allowed to compete in the 2020 Summer Olympics, Donald Trump has invited them to take part in the 2020 Presidential Election. - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

No matter how this turns out, the frustration by the Republicans for being in the minority and powerless is priceless. - Philippe Reines

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! Again!
US confirms Washington visit by Russian foreign minister. US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will welcome his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov on Tuesday -- the Russian's first visit to Washington since a controversial 2017 meeting with US President Donald Trump, the State Department announced.

If you think you’re life is a sad mess, Matt Gaetz’s Twitter bio is a quote from Donald Trump calling him handsome. - OhNoSheTwint

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I don't want to see Joe Biden do push ups, but I would love to see Michael Bloomberg try lunges.- Conan O'Brien

Supreme Court Says It's OK To Torment A Woman Seeking an Abortion
The Supreme Court on Monday allowed a Kentucky abortion-related law to go into effect that requires a doctor, while performing a pre-abortion ultrasound, to describe the image and make the fetal heart tone audible to a patient.

A recent study said women are drinking more now than in the past years. Which makes sense. Trump is president, Republicans want control of our bodies, and every time we turn on the news we have to see Stephen Miller’s face. You’d be sh*tfaced, too! - Chelsea Handler

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GOP by design trying to turn hearings into complete circus.
politically, it's another reason why shorter impeachment makes sense. - Eric Boehlert

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The funniest thing about this whole situation is that Trump could’ve just lived the rest of his life as a private citizen being rich and cheating on his wives if he weren’t so desperately jealous of the first black president. - OhNoSheTwint

Gee, Russia Cheats At Sports? Who Knew?
Russia has been handed a four-year ban from all major sporting events by the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada).
It means the Russia flag and anthem will not be allowed at events such as the Tokyo 2020 Olympics and Paralympics and football's 2022 World Cup in Qatar.

Trump gave a $1.9 TRILLION dollar tax cut to the wealthy.
That is 200 TIMES more money than the cost of food stamps for 700,000 people he just cut.
That is 40 TIMES more money than the cost of FREE PUBLIC COLLEGE.
We have the money. The problem is we're WASTING it. - Mikel Jollett

Autocorrect is so frustrating. It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo.

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Friday, December 6, 2019

Trump hints at possible trade action against Canada

Trump hints at possible trade action against Canada
Following a frosty couple days, U.S. President Donald Trump has once again hinted at a possible trade spat with Canada

Canada Fears Photo of Prime Minister With Pandas Could Worsen American Refugee Crisis - Andy Borowitz

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In War of Elton John Lyrics Kim Jong Un Calls Trump "Honky Cat" - Andy Borowitz

Trump Is Too Lazy To Use Burner Phones
President Donald Trump has communicated with Rudy Giuliani on unsecured personal cellphone lines that were almost certainly being monitored by Russian intelligence, current and former US officials told The Washington Post.

Giuliani Arrested At Customs Trying To Smuggle Conspiracy Theories Into Ukraine - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food. - John Fugelsang

Another Government Shutdown?
President Trump spoke on Thursday night with Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) about government funding ahead of the Dec. 20 shutdown deadline.
A source familiar with the discussion said the president and Shelby had a "productive conversation" about the appropriations process.

The media practically made Elizabeth Warren do an Excel spreadsheet about Medicare For All, but when was the last time they asked Donald Trump about his healthcare plan? His plan is “get a note from your podiatrist.” - Andy Borowitz

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John Kerry introducing Biden in Cedar Rapids. Says they worked together for 24 years in the senate.
“The only team that’s worked more closely than us is Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.”

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Republicans on Judiciary Committee Blast Democrats' Constant References to Laws - Andy Borowitz

I Wish Impeachment Included Tar and Feathering
More than 500 law professors have signed an open letter calling President Trump's conduct impeachable the day after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that committee chairmen should begin drafting articles of impeachment.
The 520 professors said in the letter posted to Medium that impeachment does not require a crime, but rather an abuse of the public trust.

If we wind up with Joe Biden running against Donald Trump, I say we put them both on stage and whichever one can reset the clock on a VCR after a power outage gets to be president. - Rex Huppke

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Uber in the US (2018):- 1.3 billion rides- 9 murders, 3,045 sexual assaults and 58 fatal crashes

New York City subway (2018):- 1.7 billion rides- 2 murders, 2 rapes and no fatal crashes

- Edward Hardy

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I’ve lived in Miami for 25 years and have seen some things, but yesterday’s Wild West shootout on the highway where cops used vehicles & their occupants as human shields is new. Our law enforcement is going rogue & it feels symptomatic of the malignant lawlessness from on high. - Scott Linnen