Friday, December 6, 2019

Trump hints at possible trade action against Canada

Trump hints at possible trade action against Canada
Following a frosty couple days, U.S. President Donald Trump has once again hinted at a possible trade spat with Canada


Canada Fears Photo of Prime Minister With Pandas Could Worsen American Refugee Crisis  - Andy Borowitz




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In War of Elton John Lyrics Kim Jong Un Calls Trump "Honky Cat" - Andy Borowitz





Trump Is Too Lazy To Use Burner Phones
President Donald Trump has communicated with Rudy Giuliani on unsecured personal cellphone lines that were almost certainly being monitored by Russian intelligence, current and former US officials told The Washington Post.


Giuliani Arrested At Customs Trying To Smuggle Conspiracy Theories Into Ukraine - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food. - John Fugelsang


Another Government Shutdown?
President Trump spoke on Thursday night with Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) about government funding ahead of the Dec. 20 shutdown deadline. 
A source familiar with the discussion said the president and Shelby had a "productive conversation" about the appropriations process. 





The media practically made Elizabeth Warren do an Excel spreadsheet about Medicare For All, but when was the last time they asked Donald Trump about his healthcare plan? His plan is “get a note from your podiatrist.” - Andy Borowitz




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John Kerry introducing Biden in Cedar Rapids. Says they worked together for 24 years in the senate. 
“The only team that’s worked more closely than us is Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.”





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Republicans on Judiciary Committee Blast Democrats' Constant References to Laws - Andy Borowitz





I Wish Impeachment Included Tar and Feathering
More than 500 law professors have signed an open letter calling President Trump's conduct impeachable the day after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that committee chairmen should begin drafting articles of impeachment. 
The 520 professors said in the letter posted to Medium that impeachment does not require a crime, but rather an abuse of the public trust.



If we wind up with Joe Biden running against Donald Trump, I say we put them both on stage and whichever one can reset the clock on a VCR after a power outage gets to be president. - Rex Huppke

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Uber in the US (2018):- 1.3 billion rides- 9 murders, 3,045 sexual assaults and 58 fatal crashes

New York City subway (2018):- 1.7 billion rides- 2 murders, 2 rapes and no fatal crashes

- Edward Hardy




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I’ve lived in Miami for 25 years and have seen some things, but yesterday’s Wild West shootout on the highway where cops used vehicles & their occupants as human shields is new. Our law enforcement is going rogue & it feels symptomatic of the malignant lawlessness from on high. - Scott Linnen






You Go, Girl!
Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg said on Friday the voices of climate strikers are being heard but politicians are still not taking action. "We are getting bigger and bigger and our voices are being heard more and more, but of course that does not translate into political action," Thunberg




You cannot worship the child in the manger while caging the child at the border.






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This sea slug Costasiella kuroshimae is nicknamed "Shaun the sheep.”  Imagine walking into the sea and that squishing through your toes.


Best Wishes for a Peaceful Weekend.


Thursday, December 5, 2019

Pelosi asks House to pursue articles of impeachment

'The president leaves us no choice but to act': Pelosi asks House to pursue articles of impeachment
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday said that she is asking her colleagues to pursue articles of impeachment against President Trump for his “failure to faithfully execute the law”...


A toast to Donald Trump:

May his presidency be as short as his fingers. - Middle Age Riot




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The evidence in the House Intelligence Committee’s report makes it clear: Trump’s scheme to pressure Ukraine was an abuse of power for his own political gain. This is precisely why our founders put impeachment powers into our Constitution. - Sen. Kamala Harris


Who Thinks Impeachment Will Embolden Trump & The GOP When The Senate Won't Remove Him From Office ?
White House counsel Pat Cipollone met with Senate Republicans for lunch on Wednesday to denigrate the impeachment proceedings in the House and plot strategy for the likely Senate trial, the latest example of increasing coordination between the president and senators who will determine his fate.





In the 1970's President Nixon called Pierre Trudeau an "as*hole." Trudeau's response was, "I've been called worse by better people."





Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP: "If you're gonna impeach me, do it now."
PELOSI: "Done" - Tea Pain




At Least Someone Is Going After the Russians
Federal law enforcement officials have announced criminal charges and sanctions against Russian nationals who operate a hacking organization known as Evil Corp., a group officials say is responsible for one of the most sweeping banking fraud schemes in the past decade.





Gym Jordan wouldn’t acknowledge the truth if it was being sexually assaulted right in front of him. - Bradley Whitford


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Melania doesn't get enough credit for being as poisonous as her husband. - Melissa Kabas


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You know what was more disrespectful to Barron than saying his name? Cheating on his mother while she was pregnant with him. - OhNoSheTwint



Don't Mess With Pelosi
On the heels of her directive to House Democrats to proceed on articles of impeachment, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) grew heated when a reporter asked if she hates President Trump...“I don’t hate anyone. I was raised in a way that is a heart full of love and I always pray for the President. And I still pray for the President. I pray for the President all the time. So don’t mess with me when it comes to words like that.”









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Trump can't even command a Roomba.




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If Trump was willing to pay $400 million to Ukraine for them to fabricate dirt on Biden, why is Lindsey Graham doing it for free? What a SUCKER!!! - Tea Party Cat






Your Tax Dollars At Work
US forces are thought to have killed a senior jihadist leader in northern Syria using a rarely deployed “Ninja” missile which attacks targets with precision sword-like blades.
The Hellfire missile, or AGM-114R9X, which has a set of six folding blades instead of a warhead for minimum collateral damage, is believed to have been used to take out a commander in the al-Qaeda offshoot Hayat Tahrir Al Sham (HTS) in the province of Idlib. 










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The Cowboy Hawk showing off his chaps.

Peace.


Wednesday, December 4, 2019

NATO leaders caught on camera mocking Trump

NATO leaders caught on camera mocking Trump
The leaders of Britain, Canada, France and the Netherlands have been caught on camera at a Buckingham Palace reception mocking US President Donald Trump's lengthy media appearances ahead of Wednesday's NATO summit.


Hey, remember when our president won every trade war and got Kim Jong-un to give up his nukes and won the Nobel Peace Prize? me neither, but I do remember when the fragile little man-baby stormed out of a NATO summit because Trudeau made fun of his batsh-t insane press conference. - Jeff Tiedrich





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NATO summit summary: Donald Trump acts like a lunatic, other NATO leaders talk about his lunacy, and then he gets mad and runs home like a lunatic. - George Conway





Trump's Fixer Is In Europe Fixing
Even as Democrats intensified their scrutiny this week of Rudolph W. Giuliani’s role in the pressure campaign against the Ukrainian government that is at the heart of the impeachment inquiry, Mr. Giuliani has been in Europe continuing his efforts to shift the focus to purported






Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname. - The Onion



Republican Shenanigans





Bill Clinton almost lost his job as POTUS for lying about an affair. 

Trump has lied about several affairs and jeopardized our national security by using the power of his presidency to try to influence an election. 

Dear GOP, Practice what you impeach. - OhNoSheTwint








Trump Aims To Starve Poor People
The Trump administration is tightening work requirements for some food stamp recipients, a change that is expected to eliminate Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program benefits for 688,000 adults.
The new rule makes it more difficult for states to waive a requirement that able-bodied adults without children work at least 20 hours a week or else lose their benefits.





Trump Announces Plan To Replace Food Stamps With New Low-Income Foraging Program. - The Onion




The Republican witness, Jonathan Turley, claims impeachment "makes his dog mad."  Yeah, this is where we are. - Tea Pain




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One-Eyed Man Who Kamala Harris Locked Up 25 Years Ago Quietly Removes Tulsi Gabbard Mask. - The Onion





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Mark Penn, the former Clinton pollster now advising Trump on how to beat impeachment, told him to “govern” and focus on “substance” without reacting to every development. Penn might as well have told Trump to go without Diet Coke and a hair dryer. - Dana Milbank


The Buying of a Presidency?
Michael Bloomberg is dropping tens of millions of dollars on a new national television ad, according to a report from The Associated Press.
The buy is in addition to Bloomberg’s already-outsize spending on advertising. When he entered the race for the Democratic presidential nomination late last month, the billionaire businessman and former New York City mayor rolled out a $37 million ad buy spanning roughly 100 media markets.






Asked by Howard Stern if she's "upset" with Bernie Sanders for taking his time endorsing her in 2016, Hillary Clinton replies, "No, disappointed. And I hope he doesn't do it again to whoever gets the nomination. Once is enough."

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So once again, the GOP is complaining not about the crimes......but that they got caught. - Steve Marmel





I Wonder If The World Leaders Will Show
Trump reveals that next G-7 summit will be at Camp David.
The move comes after Trump received major blowback from his initial decision to host next year's meeting at his Doral resort.






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El Casita Lisa received a gift -- an umbrella for the upcoming dry and very sunny season. My lawn is getting long, it's time to machete it.

Peace.