Monday, November 11, 2019

Happy Veterans Day.

Trump NYC Veterans Day speech met with protests
President Trump on Monday hailed the legacy of the American armed forces in a Veterans Day speech that came against the backdrop of protests and political turmoil that has engulfed his presidency.


Happy Veterans Day! The current POTUS attacked a Gold Star family, stole from the VA, and flew the American flag at full staff after McCain died as a f*ck you to a dead veteran, but at least he never did anything really disrespectful to our troops like kneel during a song. - OhNoSheTwint





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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room - The Onion





I 💓 New York
President Trump didn’t get much of a warm welcome back from his not-so-dearly departed hometown.
Trump, who recently gave up his lifetime New York residency for Florida, faced “lock him up” chants and anti-Trump banners suspended from overlooking apartment windows as he kicked off the city’s Veterans Day parade in Madison Square Park in Manhattan on Monday.
Speaking behind bullet-proof plexiglass, Trump tried his best to drown out a throng of protesters shouting and blowing whistles outside the park’s west entrance.


Remember during all the Benghazi investigations when Obama blocked access to documents and refused to let Hillary testify? of course you don't. Obama handed over everything and Hillary sat for 11 hours straight, because they had nothing to hide and they aren't dipsh*t man-babies. - Jeff Tiedrich





Republican Shenanigans

Republicans Demand That Everyone in Witness-Protection Program Appear on National TV. - Andy Borowitz





Don Jr & Blow Up Doll Get Booed By Their Base
Donald Trump Jr ventured on to the University of California’s overwhelmingly liberal Los Angeles campus on Sunday, hoping to prove what he had just argued in his book – that a hate-filled American left was hell-bent on silencing him and anyone else who supported the Trump presidency.
But the appearance backfired when his own supporters, diehard Make America Great Again conservatives, raised their voices most loudly in protest and ended up drowning him out barely 20 minutes into an event scheduled to last two hours.
The audience was angry that Trump Jr and his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, would not take questions.


Would you rather read Don Jr’s book or get pepper sprayed? - Jesse Lifson




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Republicans Demand Hillary Clinton Testify At Impeachment Hearings About Role In Benghazi. - Andy Borowitz






Dumb-Ass Trumpers Out Wrong Guy
Former Obama White House staffer R. David Edelman woke up Thursday to a bizarre new reality: Many people on the pro-Trump internet were convinced that he was the anonymous whistleblower at the heart of the impeachment proceedings. 
And then the death threats started. 


Glad I get to spend my Veterans Day defending my father's legacy from internet troglodytes. Apparently he started the Forrestal fire, and ISIS, and singlehandedly marched the NVA into Saigon when the city fell. He probably faked the moon landing too. Love me the internets. - Jack McCain




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In this age of polarization, it’s reassuring that the left and the right can agree on one thing: Donald Trump Jr is a f*cking asshole. - Andy Borowitz





Trump To Consider Flavored Vaping Ban
President Trump on Monday said he will meet with representatives of the e-cigarette industry as he considers a ban on the sale of flavored vaping products.
"Will be meeting with representatives of the Vaping industry, together with medical professionals and individual state representatives, to come up with an acceptable solution to the Vaping and e-cigarette dilemma," Trump tweeted.






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An old teapot turned into a birdhouse. No charge for the drainage system.

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Friday, November 8, 2019

Trump says he's considering attending Russia's May Day parade

Trump says he's considering attending Russia's May Day parade
President Trump said Friday he is considering visiting Russia next year to attend its May Day Parade.
“I was invited. I am thinking about it. It is right in the middle of our campaign season,” Trump told reporters at the White House.


Trump said he might go to the May Day parade in Russia after being invited by Vladimir Putin.

Don't you hate it when that happens? You know, when your boss invites you somewhere and you feel obligated to go? - Nick Jack Pappas





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Trump is not allowed to run a charity but he is allowed to run a country.
How crazy is that?? - Hear me roar tweet


Bolton's Lawyer Having a Sad at Lack of Subpoena
An attorney for former national security adviser John Bolton and former deputy national security adviser Charles Kupperman said Friday he is "dismayed" that his clients will not be be compelled to testify in the ongoing House impeachment inquiry after lawmakers refused to issue subpoenas. 





John Bolton v Trump is gonna be like porn for moral people. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Imagine being stuck between Kanye and Tulsi Gabbard on a flight... “When I was in Iraq I—“ ‘Sorry Tulsi ima let you finish but, this is the best bag of peanuts I’ve ever had! Ima be a peanut farmer! Every pair of Yeezy’s is gonna come with a bag. Gonna call em Yeez Nuts! Genius!’ - Cyrus McQueen





Al Franken and Katie Hill resigned from Congress for MUCH LESS. 
Referee says he told Rep. Jim Jordan that Ohio State doctor performed sex act in shower. The referee said the response of Jordan and another former coach was, "Yeah, yeah, we know."


I don’t think the President is a big fan of public transportation... except when looking for buses to throw people under.- Dan Rather




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Hey kids. I'm in my 60s. You've never lived in an America where the rich paid their fair share. I have. Let me tell you what that was like: 
* We built new schools 
* We built new highways 
* We cut the poverty rate 
* We lead the world in technology 
* WE WENT TO THE FUCKING MOON - Jeff Tiedrich





More Transcripts Released In The Drip Drip Drip Strategy
House Democrats on Friday unveiled new details in their impeachment investigation by releasing the interview transcripts from two national security officials who testified about President Trump’s contacts with Ukraine.
The release of the depositions — providing verbatim exchanges from last month's private interviews with Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman and Fiona Hill — cap a week in which Democrats have made public several witness transcripts in an effort to keep the attention on their impeachment inquiry even as multiple witnesses have refused to appear. The public phase of the probe is slated to begin next week.


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Gates Foundation Pledges $25 Billion To Eradicate Whatever Disease Drives People To Support Taxing The Rich - The Onion





Business/Tech News

Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet  - The Onion




EPA Being Investigated For Destroying Documents
The Environmental Protection Agency’s inspector general is investigating whether chief of staff Ryan Jackson was involved in destroying internal documents that should have been retained, according to two people familiar with the matter.


James Dean is being resurrected by CGI to appear in an upcoming movie. Don’t ever let anyone tell you things have gotten more difficult for white guys in Hollywood. Even dead ones can still get a job.- Bette Midler







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Fight attendants in the 1970s were a lot different than today.

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Thursday, November 7, 2019

GOP Sen. John Kennedy insults Pelosi: It must suck to be that dumb

GOP lawmaker Sen. John Kennedy insults Pelosi: It must suck to be that dumb
CNN's John Berman talks to Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) about the statements Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) made about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi at a Trump rally in Louisiana.


Today's Republicans would have taken the security guard who discovered the Watergate burglary and ruined his life. - Jeff Tiedrich






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Booing Donald Trump is the new national anthem. - Middle Age Riot






Barr Refused to Hold Press Conference Exonerating Trump.
President Trump wanted Attorney General William Barr to hold a press conference saying the president had not broken any laws during the July 25 phone call during which he urged Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to investigate political rival Joe Biden, CBS News has confirmed, according to multiple sources.




The difference between a Klan hood and a MAGA hat is a hood hides the ugly. - Middle Age Riot




Republican Shenanigans

High Turnout of Smart Voters in Kentucky Terrifies Rand Paul . - Andy Borowitz






The Whistleblower's Lawyer Is Getting Death Threats as Trump & the GOP Intended
On the evening of Oct. 2, Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the anonymous official whose whistleblower complaint sparked the impeachment probe into President Trump, received an email with the subject line: “a bullet in your head.” 


it's almost kind of tragically sad, a son willing to repeatedly humiliate himself in order to win the love of a father who is incapable of loving him, but then you realize it's Donald Trump Jr. and you laugh, because seriously, f*ck that guy. - Jeff Tiedrich





Trump accuses Hillary Clinton of deliberately losing election so he could be impeached. - Andy Borowitz


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Remember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because they drink red wine and eat more olive oil or bullsh*t like that? turns out it was universal healthcare the whole time. -argumentwinner tweet


Rand Paul Blocks Whistleblower Protection. What a Tool.
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) blocked a resolution Wednesday reaffirming the Senate's support for whistleblower protections and accused Democrats of "fake outrage."





The way people are criticizing Elizabeth Warren for being “unlikable” and “antagonistic” just shows that it was never really "But, her emails” it was "But, she's female.” - OhNoSheTwint


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When I am Queen, all hospitals and health care systems will be on THE SAME electronic medical records system. - Lizzie O'Leary tweet





Band Aid Solution: French Police Close Migrant Camps. Where Are They To Go Now?
French police cleared two huge migrant tent camps in northern Paris on Thursday and authorities vowed to clear other camps, a day after the government announced tighter immigration policies.







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I bet that Wisteria tree is older than me!

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