...out of necessity!
I have a ride to Liberia and will take advantage of it... lots of delayed errands to run. I will be back tomorrow unless Trump resigns. Don't we wish?
Thank you for stopping by -- see you tomorrow.
Peace.
Kurds Apparently Unable To Dig Up Dirt On Biden. - Andy Borowitz
Trump tweeted about his "great and unmatched wisdom" yesterday prompting comparisons to The Wizard of Oz. But I don't think that's true because the Wizard had everyone fooled for about an hour and forty-five minutes. - Bette Midler
If we are no longer going to be in Syria and helping the Kurds, does the military budget get reduced?? Can I get my money back?? - irishrygirl
Fox News turned 23, which makes them officially too old for Trump to be interested. - John Fugelsang
God, I'm tired of hearing how Republicans privately want to get rid of Trump but won't say so publicly for fear he'll ruin them with a tweet. If you're that big a pussy, you have no business in public service. - David Lazarus
Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner made so much money the past two years, while working at the White House, they could buy a million Hunter Bidens. - Jeremy Newberger
Remember when Obama said, "I would love to send Hillary Clinton to testify about Benghazi, but unfortunately she would be testifying before a kangaroo court run by fanatical Republicans who believe in conspiracy theories cooked up by Alex Jones, so... no."
Good times. - Stonekettle
Trump needs a good hard kick in the ass. It might smarten him up. - Stephen King
Kamala Harris Undergoes Heart Surgery After Seeing Positive Reception For Sanders . - The Onion
Every American has the right to voice their support for democracy and human rights for Hong Kong. Full stop. - Hillary Clinton tweet
Trump sends National Guard to His Account's office. - Andy Borowitz
Let us be clear: The president has sided with authoritarian leaders of Turkey and Russia over our loyal allies and America’s own interests. His decision is a sickening betrayal both of the Kurds and his oath of office. - Hillary Clinton
The president keeps behaving like Vladimir Putin has something on him but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. - Molly Jong-Fast
In Soviet America, President impeach YOU! - Stonekettle
Whistle Blower Hotline Says Due To High Volume Wait Times May Be Extremely Long|. Andy Borowitz
PREDICTION: This will be the most insane week of the Trump presidency.
(Note: This is next week's prediction also.)
(Sub note: And the week after that.) - Tea Pain
Do you think Putin is mad at Trump for cheating on him with another country? - Conan O'Brien
The only way Trump could destroy the Turkish economy would be to run it like one of his businesses.- The Hoarse Whisperer
President Jimmy Carter is a Nobel-wining peacemaker who didn't dodge military service, works with his hands, serves the poor, created more jobs per year than Reagan & GW Bush combined and is still with his 1st wife.
Or as Trump calls it, 'loser.' - John Fugelsang
Our next president is going to have to go on one fuck of an apology tour. - Jeff Tiedrich
-Saddam gassed the Kurds; Reagan kept arming him.
-Bush Sr. promised we'd support Kurds if they fought Saddam, then let them be slaughtered.
-Trump took credit for Kurds defeating ISIS, now pulls out of Syria so they can be slaughtered by Turkey.
-And today is Putin's birthday. - John Fugelsang
"MY WISDOM IS GREAT AND UNMATCHED!" shouts Trump as he runs through the West Wing with a soup pot on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around his ankles. - Jeff Tiedrich
I auditioned to be the Old Spice guy and one thing led to another, anyway I'm now the new face of Old Bay seasoning. - Conan O'Brien