Monday, September 30, 2019

I wonder whether Trump will be handcuffed or put in a straight jacket when he's arrested

Whistleblower Reportedly Seeking Federal Protection, Lawyers Allege 'Certain Individuals' Have Offered $50,000 'Bounty'
CBS reported a new update on the anonymous whistleblower: they are seeking further federal protection “because he or she fears for their safety.”
60 Minutes reported Sunday night that a letter from the whistleblower’s attorney Andrew Bakaj alleges “certain individuals have issued a $50,000 ‘bounty’ for ‘any information’ relating to our client’s identity.” The letter includes Trump’s leaked comments from earlier this week, saying they indicated a threat of violence against the whistleblower.


Crazy how not one person implicated in this growing scandal is an immigrant. - Andy Lassner






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump just wants another Civil War because he knows we put up statues of the losers. - Jess Dweck





Trump demands to know the name of the whistleblower AND suggests his political enemies be arrested for "treason." 
I don't care if you're right or left, the hair should be standing up on the back of your neck right now, America. This is wrong, and you know it. - Stonekettle


Republican Thinks Trump Is Repugnant 
Republican Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.) on Sunday criticized President Trump for quoting a pastor saying impeachment could trigger a "Civil War like fracture" in the country.
"I have visited nations ravaged by civil war," Kinzinger tweeted.
"I have never imagined such a quote to be repeated by a President. This is beyond repugnant."





“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason’s & Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on one side, & superstition, ambition, & ignorance on the other.” - President Ulysses S. Grant 1876




Trump Says If There Is Another Civil War He Will Get a New Note from Podiatrist. - Andy Borowitz


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If AOC, Ilhan Omar, or Rashida Tlaib screamed and acted like Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, or Devin Nunes, we’d be hearing from the GOP that women are too emotional to serve in Congress. Ever wondered what Republican whiny male privilege is? This is it. - Andrea Junker


Russians Receive "Country Club Fine" From Treasury Dept.
The Treasury Department on Monday sanctioned multiple Russian individuals for their efforts to interfere in the 2018 U.S. midterm elections.
The individuals included Yevgeniy Prigozhin, the main financier behind the Russian Internet Research Agency (IRA), a group that former special counsel Robert Mueller found to have launched a sustained disinformation campaign “designed to provoke and amplify political and social discord in the United States” ahead of the 2016 elections. Prigozhin has been dubbed by the Russian media as Putin's "chef" due to his catering company being used by the Kremlin on multiple occasions, and is considered part of Putin's inner circle, according to CNN




Trump’s worst fear is to be laughed at and seen for a fool.
Grant him his nightmare. - The Hoarse Whisperer


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The president is a corrupt human tornado. - Hillary Clinton

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FYI people I understand the jokes about the next civil war, but I’m in God Bless Texas & Guns surrounded by neighbors that will now gladly shoot me because I’m a Democrat. Pardon me if I’m not laughing. - Beyond Blonde tweet


Let the Whistles Blow and Subpoenas Flow
The House Intelligence Committee slapped a congressional subpoena on Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, as part of the House Democrats’ rapidly accelerating impeachment inquiry.
The subpoena, which was issued in consultation with the House Foreign Affairs and Oversight panels, seeks documents related to Trump’s efforts to pressure Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to investigate 2020 contender and former Vice President Joe Biden.


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You know what is going to piss Trump off the most?
The Whistleblower will be named Time Person of The Year. - YS tweet




Does This Mean We Should Stock Up On Ammo & Guns?
After President Donald Trump posted a quote on Sunday which claimed Democrats would cause a civil war if the President were impeached, several civil war-related hashtags began to explode on social media. One hashtag, #CivilWarSignup, became the number one trending topic on Twitter, Monday, and a wave of political and media figures made both serious and humorous comments in response.


A whistleblower and a handful of journalists are saving the United States of America. 
This is what patriotism looks like. - Andy Lassner




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Sunset at the Sandy Layers of Oaxaca, Mexico. A picnic basket, a bottle of wine and I'm all good.

Peace.


Thursday, September 26, 2019

Nunes Accuses House Intel Democrats of Trying to ‘Obtain Nude Pictures of Trump’

Nunes Accuses House Intel Democrats of Trying to ‘Obtain Nude Pictures of Trump’
House Intelligence Committee ranking Republican Devin Nunes (CA) accused Democrats of “trying to obtain nude pictures” of Donald Trump during his full-throttle rebuke of the new whistleblower report on the president’s conduct.


Man Blowing Whistle Attacked By Men Blowing Trump. - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Kim Jong Un Turns Down Trump’s Request For Asylum - Andy Borowitz




Apart from golfing, throwing people under the bus is the only exercise Donald Trump gets. - Middle Age Rio


Isn't this Witness Tampering? Why, Yes. Yes, It Is!
President Trump expressed disgust Thursday morning with the explosive whistleblower complaint, slamming the intelligence officer and the White House aides who helped him or her as “almost a spy” and suggested it was treason.






I know the media spin is that impeachment holds risks for both Dems and GOP. but I only see one side this week w/ flop sweats....and it’s not Dems. - Eric Boehlert


Republican Shenanigans





Word of the day seems to be ‘unprecedented’
Tomorrow’s word will be ‘unpresidented’ - Roland Scahill


We're Watching A Slow Motion Meltdown
Rudy Giuliani was nearly shouting in my phone call with him. “It is impossible that the whistle-blower is a hero and I’m not. And I will be the hero! These morons—when this is over, I will be the hero,” he told me.




Trump is a special kinda evil. What’s happening between Ukraine and Russia is tantamount to say, a woman getting viciously attacked. She manages to escape and is running along the road when Trump pulls up... Yet, he’ll only agree to help her if she promises to do you know what... - Cyrus McQueen






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After years of vilifiyin' Hillary Clinton for her emails, the Trumpublican Crime Syndicate will be brought down by a  "secret server." - Tea Pain


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White House Accidentally Emails Pee Video To Nancy Pelosi - Andy Borowitz


New York Times Outs Whistleblower
The whistleblower whose complaint alleged that President Trump tried to get Ukraine to launch an investigation into former Vice President Joe Biden is a CIA officer, The New York Times reported Thursday, citing three people familiar with his identity.





What’s the most appropriate food to serve at a #TrumpImpeachmentParty? Dried-out steaks with ketchup, or hamberders from a resort with multiple health code violations? - Bette Midler

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Serious Question: What do we do with Trump after he leaves office? He knows classified information, cares only about himself, can’t keep his mouth shut, and will remain a threat to national security until the day he dies. - TDP tweet




Boeing Should Know Better
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) is criticizing the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) for its certification process for Boeing planes, saying the tests underestimated the time pilots need to diagnose a problem.
The board released a series of recommendations Thursday for the FAA to consider when evaluating Boeing plans. The report comes in the wake of the Trump administration grounding Boeing 737 Max 8 and Max 9 aircraft earlier this year following a pair of crashes that left hundreds dead.


In Russia, Trump filmed the pee-tape. But in the end, it’s Ukraine that’s finally going to f-ck him. - Chelsea Handler




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An Arizona rain storm. Is that a machete sticking out of the ground?

Peace.