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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Trump, facing impeachment calls, delivers warning to globalists at UN

Trump, facing impeachment calls, delivers warning to globalists at UN
President Trump, facing growing calls for impeachment from Democrats over the evolving Ukraine controversy, on Tuesday promoted the benefits of isolationism and patriotism to a gathering of international leaders at the United Nations.

So are the Democrats waiting for Trump to *literally* shoot someone on Fifth Ave before they'll impeach him? I mean, with this guy, it could happen before the end of the year. Asking for a friend. My country. - Bette Midler

BREAKING NEWS: Pelosi to announce formal impeachment inquiry of Trump

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

"How has this bastard not been impeached yet?" Nixon asks in hell. - Andy Borowitz

Biden Is So Close For Calling For Impeachment. So Close.
Former Vice President Biden is slated to announce on Tuesday that he will support impeaching President Trump if the White House does not cooperate in Congress' whistleblower inquiry.
"He's going to make the point that Trump’s latest abuses are on top of all of his prior abuses," a campaign spokesman told The Hill.

Raise your hand if you think Greta Thunberg is more intelligent than every member of the GOP. - Sergio

Republican Shenanigans

If Greta Thunberg was out there telling the world that hurricanes happen because God hates abortion, the same people attacking her would be calling her the second coming of Christ.- OhNoSheTwitnt

Trump NOT Nominated for Nobel Prize
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish schoolgirl who has inspired an international movement to fight climate change, has been nominated as a candidate to receive this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
The 16-year-old was nominated by three Norwegian MPs.
If she were to win, she would be the youngest recipient since Pakistan's Malala Yousafzai, who was 17 when she received the prize.

Trump: “Climate change is a hoax.”

Greta Thunberg: “Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money & fairytales of eternal economic growth.”

That’s why Greta’s nominated for a Nobel Peace prize and Trump’s not. - Ryan Knight

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How many treasons does Trump have to do before it equals the time Obama wore a tan suit? - OhNoSheTwitnt

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Still can’t fathom how the Democrats acted with greater urgency & swiftness to force Al Franken from the Senate, then they’re willing to act to force a corrupt, criminal, treasonous, white supremacist racist -of the opposition party- from the most important office in the land. - Fernand R. Amandi

Is Giuliani Doing A CYA Move?
A significant issue in the ever-evolving whistleblower scandal currently occupying the political mediasphere is whether or not the Trump administration explicitly sent Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine on his mission to collect dirt on Hunter Biden’s business dealings as means for opposition research on his father, former Vice President Joe Biden...“I wasn’t operating on my own. I was operating at the request of the State Department”

Hillary Clinton Baffled That Trump Has Not Blamed Her For Ukraine Scandal - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Why the hell is it “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”? - Andrea Junker

Trump Tower Jewel Heist: Possibly an Inside Job. Possibly Eric Trump?
More than $350,000 in diamonds, emeralds and sapphires has been stolen from apartments inside Trump Tower, according to police.
The thefts occurred in two separate incidents, in which residents at the Manhattan skyscraper — where President Trump lives when in New York — returned from vacation to find they were missing valuable jewelry.

The UN has updated its blowup doll collection in honor of

The Women of Trump

Am I the only person in the free world world that has never had a pumpkin spiced latte at Starbucks?

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Monday, September 23, 2019

Trump's Hold on Military Aid Blindsided Top Ukrainian Officials

Trump's Hold on Military Aid Blindsided Top Ukrainian Officials
Senior Ukrainian officials said they were blindsided over the summer when they heard the United States would withhold security assistance to the country.
“It was a total surprise,” said Pavlo A. Klimkin, who was Ukraine’s foreign minister in August when he learned of the Trump administration’s suspension of military aid by reading a news article.

Trump is in New York and there seems to be no major protests planned against him. We suck. - Roland Scahill

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

A passenger boarding the United plane I’m on just stopped in front of me, punched my shoulder, and said “you all better get your act together and impeach him.” - Rep. Eric Swalwell

Former President Who Normalized Torture Thinks He "Looks Pretty Good" Compared To Trump
Former President George W. Bush often jokes that President Trump's administration makes his own former White House team look "pretty good," according to a Republican source.
The former Republican president regularly knocks the current administration, a source close to the Trump administration told National Journal, unable to understand why the White House often seems to be in chaos.

Has Trump hired The Secretary of The Fence yet? - Jesse Lifson

Republican Shenanigans

The GOP would have impeached President Email Lady for using the wrong fork. - Jeff Tiedrich

I'm old enough to remember when a conversation between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch on a tarmac made Republicans scream bloody murder. - Julia Ioffe

Keep the Pressure On Pelosi!
Moderate Dems eye impeachment as Ukraine furor builds. If the vulnerable lawmakers shift course, it will put real pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to embrace Trump's ouster.

2018 GM profits: $10,800,000,000
2018 GM CEO salary: $22,000,000
Amount GM wants to increase workers’ healthcare costs: 500%
This country does not suffer from scarcity. We suffer from corporate greed. - Rep. Ilhan Omar

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Imagine how different things would be if Dems had as much courage to do what’s right as Republicans have to do what’s wrong. - The Hoarse Whisperer

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You know, the argument has been, “Why impeach Trump if the Senate won’t vote to remove him from office?”
But the Dems in the House have passed huge numbers of bills that they KNOW the Senate won’t act on. Still, they do their job. So that argument doesn’t really hold up for me. - George Takei

I Yearn For The Day Not To Hear His Whining
President Donald Trump on Monday revived his beef with the selection committee that awards the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming that the process is rigged against him.
Speaking to reporters before a bilateral meeting with Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan, Trump asserted that “I would get a Nobel prize for a lot of things, if they give it out fairly, which they don't.”

If Liz Warren tweets a selfie in front of Air Force One with the caption “I Have A Plane For That” she should automatically become president. - OhNoSheTwint

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Trump Encouraged By Poll Showing His Supporters Do Not Know What a Ukraine Is - And Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Naturally Trump had to do something drastic about vaping, since lunatics keep mowing down dozens of innocent people with e-cigarettes. I guess the vaping lobby doesn't have the kind of money the NRA has. - John Leguizamo

Good Job, FBI!
The FBI has arrested a U.S. soldier who allegedly discussed plans to bomb a major American news network, planned to travel to Ukraine to fight with violent far-right group Azov Battalion and allegedly distributed information online on how to build bombs. He also allegedly suggested targeting Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke.

The same folks who don’t believe in climate change believe in Noah’s Ark. - Justin Horowitz

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Friday, September 20, 2019

Senior Adviser to Ukraine’s Interior Minister: Trump Is ‘Looking for Kompromat’ to Discredit Biden and Avenge Manafort

Senior Adviser to Ukraine’s Interior Minister: Trump Is ‘Looking for Kompromat’ to Discredit Biden and Avenge Manafort
The last couple of days in the news have focused, in no small part, on a whistleblower complaint that reportedly concerned a troubling “promise” that President Donald Trump made to a foreign leader. The Washington Post was the first to the story on Wednesday, and they advanced it on Thursday by saying that the complaint involves Ukraine. Now, on the heels of a Rudy Giuliani roller coaster to remember, the Daily Beast is reporting on Friday that a “senior adviser to [Ukraine’s] interior minister” said Ukraine is ready to investigate Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden if the Trump Administration makes an “official request.”

No one could have predicted that the guy who literally asked Russia to interfere in 2016 and GOT AWAY WITH IT would literally ask Ukraine to interfere in 2020 BECAUSE FOR F-CK'S SAKE WHY WOULDN'T HE SINCE HE WASN'T HELD ACCOUNTABLE THE FIRST TIME, I mean this isn't rocket science. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

The president asked a foreign power to help him win an election.

Again. - Hillary Clinton

Thank You All!
Hundreds of thousands of protesters — from Australia to Thailand to London — joined Global Climate Strike marches and rallies worldwide Friday to express their concern about climate change.
While supporters of all ages are turning out, the day was billed as a walkout by high school students to call on world leaders to step up their efforts against carbon emissions and other environmental issues.

I'd Rather Know What Dan Coats Knows and When He Knew It
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) called on acting Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Joseph Maguire on Friday to release the contents of a whistleblower complaint centering on President Trump's contact with a foreign leader to Congress.

It’s f-cking amazing that trump sat there talking about the importance of military restraint and not a single person thought to ask about the 30 Afghan civilians we killed in a drone strike this week. - Adam Parkhomenko

Republican Shenanigans

Australian journalist turns to me after Oval Office press avail: “Is it always like this?” - Vivian Salama, Wall Street Journal

Trump Threatens Universities' Funding Over Religion. Wait? What?
The Trump administration is pressuring the University of North Carolina and Duke University to revise their joint Middle East studies program or risk federal funding.
The Education Department wrote in an Aug. 29 letter to the Duke-UNC Consortium for Middle East Studies that the program disproportionately portrays "the positive aspects of Islam."

Remember when John Bolton said he would have his say ‘in due course’? Right about now would be good...- Susan Glasser

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Instead of abandoning a sinking ship, the rats of the Republican Party are putting on little sailor hats and convincing themselves that their mentally unstable captain can keep it afloat. - Middle Age Riot

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“If the President has done what has been alleged, then he is stepping into a dangerous minefield with serious repercussions for his Administration and our democracy.” - Speaker Pelosi

Walmart Stops Selling E-Cigarettes, But Guns Are Still Readily Available!
Walmart, America's largest retailer, said Friday it will stop selling e-cigarettes as the number of deaths tied to vaping grows.
"Given the growing federal, state and local regulatory complexity and uncertainty regarding e-cigarettes, we plan to discontinue the sale of electronic nicotine delivery products at all Walmart and Sam's Club U.S. locations...

We’re going to ban military-style assault rifles in Canada. - Justin Trudeau

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Business/Tech News

The president is a mob boss. He’s always been a mob boss. Did anyone think extortion was going to be somehow off limits now that he’s president? - Claude Taylor

Attorneys General: Start Your Engines!
A coalition of state attorneys general are suing the Trump administration over the federal government's decision to revoke California's authority to set vehicle emission standards, granted under the Obama administration.
In a press release announcing the lawsuit on Friday, California Attorney General Xavier Becerra (D) announced that the 24 states involved would challenge the joint decision from the Department of Transportation and Environmental Protection Agency to revoke California's waiver, under which the state adopted tighter emissions standards than the federal government.

The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails. - Andy Borowitz

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Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Trump, facing impeachment calls, delivers warning to globalists at UN

Monday, September 23, 2019

Trump's Hold on Military Aid Blindsided Top Ukrainian Officials

Friday, September 20, 2019

Senior Adviser to Ukraine’s Interior Minister: Trump Is ‘Looking for Kompromat’ to Discredit Biden and Avenge Manafort

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