All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

I blame Trump

My laptop was working just fine this morning then all of a sudden several keyboard keys would not work. I googled the problem of course, but nothing worked. So just to be on the safe side I checked my antivirus program and found THAT was malfunctioning. THEN I disabled that antivirus program and downloaded another program.

All the while I'm doing this I had to use a spare keyboard wired to my laptop. Juggling while crying is a good analogy.

A deep scan was done by the new program. No problems. So I am back to square one.

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience. I'm more depressed than you.

Oh, another thing. Trump needs to be impeached pronto. He's like a virus infecting all that is good.

Hey Speaker Pelosi if Rep. Omar is gunned down will that clear the hurdle for impeachment?

Rep. Omar accuses Trump of endangering her life

I will be back online asap. Wish me luck.

Peace,

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Sean Spicer Begs Americans to ‘Stand for Christ’ By Helping Him Win Dancing With the Stars

Sean Spicer Begs Americans to ‘Stand for Christ’ By Helping Him Win Dancing With the Stars
According to former Trump White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, the power of Christ compels you… to help him win ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.
On Monday night, Spicer made his debut on the hoofing-with-has-beens competition show, scoring an apparently unimpressive 4 from the judges for his Spice Girls-fueled routine during which he skillfully managed not to defend Hitler.

Now when the White House hires a press secretary they have to ask, “Can you dance?” - Conan O'Brien

Sean can't dance, people, so he used Jesus. Double snap to the costume designer and the choreographer, they made him look like the fool he is, and Sean is completely oblivious to that. The only thing worse than that is Karl Rove, Bush Jr.'s deputy chief of staff, dancing while the economy was crashing and two raging wars. I also included Rick Perry on DWTS (see below)

It's official, Republicans don't have rhythm.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I have to admit that I did not have "Mattis said we're low on bullets" on my Donald Trump Batsh*ttery Bingo card. - Jeff Tiedrich

Guantanamo Is A Costly Disgrace To Democracy
The U.S. military court and prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, have cost more than $6 billion to operate since opening nearly 18 years ago and still churn through more than $380 million a year despite housing only 40 prisoners today.
Included in that amount are taxpayer-funded charter planes often flying just a few passengers to and from the island; hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of government electronic devices intentionally destroyed each year due to spills of classified information; some Pentagon-funded defense attorneys billing about half-a-million dollars a year; and total legal costs of nearly $60 million annually even though Guantánamo has had only one finalized conviction.

America now has a POTUS who says:

-Windmills cause cancer

-Video games cause mass shootings

-Vaccines cause autism

-Obama caused the annexation of Crimea

-energy efficient light bulbs cause his discoloration

And America has all this bc slaveowners caused an electoral college. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Trump says prominent Latino supporter "looks more like a WASP than" he does at rally

Trump spurns Dems on universal background checks

Trump campaign cuts ties with top adviser in Florida

Judge Napolitano says Brett Kavanaugh 'may actually have a case' for suing New York Times

Lewandowski readies Trump defense at 'impeachment hearing'

Ana Navarro says Donald Trump has "Obama derangement syndrome"

Prosecutors want 15-year sentence for Manafort’s former son-in-law

House Oversight probing whether Chao improperly helped her family's company

Trump’s California fundraisers are drenched in cash — and secrecy

It's a good thing that Brett Kavanaugh was just a blackout-drunk white frat boy sexually assaulting his way through prep school and college and then lying to Congress about it, and not, say, a black man selling loose cigarettes, because there are serious consequences for that. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump's Scottish Resort Is Giving Out "Pride Pins" To The Air Force VIP
Air Force officers who have earned medals for their tours of combat theaters can pick up some more brass with a short pitstop in Southwest Scotland.
As part of its relationship with the Air Force, President Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort occasionally gifts high-ranking officers a version of its “Pride Pin,” a lapel pin featuring the property’s iconic lighthouse — an honor reserved for VIPs — upon their arrival, according a resort staffer familiar with the practice.

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Kavanaugh Denies New Sexual Misconduct Claim During Emotional, Pants-Less Press Conference. - The Onion

Rock The Voter News

House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’ - The Onion

Trump Doesn't Have an Emmy
Colin Kaepernick‘s headline-making Nike commercial, “Dream Crazy,” has taken home an Emmy.
The 2-minute ad — which was first released in September of last year and was part of the company’s 30th anniversary “Just Do It” campaign — received the award for outstanding commercial at the Creative Arts Emmys on Sunday night.

John Bolton Asked To Leave Condo Board Meeting After Repeatedly Advocating Bombing Isaacsons. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

OBAMA NETFLIX OBAMA NETFLIX! shouts Trump, as he runs through the West Wing with a soup pot on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around his ankles. - Jeff Tiedrich

Mitch McConnell: The Man Who Sold America
After 40 years of scorched-earth politics and bowing to special interests, will Mitch McConnell finally pay the price?

Transportation secretary & wife of #MoscowMitch is being investigated for ethics violations. I always wondered what attracted him to her, now I know! - Bette Midler

Queen Trains Corgis To Attack Boris Johnson If He Ever Comes To Palace Again - Andy Borowitz

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Monday, September 16, 2019

The Ongoing Saga of Brett Kavanaugh

Trump: 'Radical left Democrats' and 'LameStream Media' want to scare Kavanaugh into 'turning Liberal'
..."Now the Radical Left Democrats and their Partner, the LameStream Media, are after Brett Kavanaugh again, talking loudly of their favorite word, impeachment," he tweeted. "He is an innocent man who has been treated HORRIBLY. Such lies about him."

Good morning. The Supreme Court of the United States of America is currently 30% female, 70% male, and 22% sexual predator. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

[Obama slightly bows to a Saudi royal to show respect]
HE’S A SECRET MUSLIM TERRORIST!
[Trump licks Saudi Arabian boots and takes everything they say as facts]
REMEMBER WHEN THE BLACK GUY BOWED? - OhNoSheTwint

The Russians Always Said They Would Destroy the USA From Within
...The compromise of FBI systems occurred not long after the White House’s 2010 decision to arrest and expose a group of “illegals” – Russian operatives embedded in American society under deep non-official cover – and reflected a resurgence of Russian espionage. Just a few months after the illegals pleaded guilty in July 2010, the FBI opened a new investigation into a group of New York-based undercover Russian intelligence officers. These Russian spies, the FBI discovered, were attempting to recruit a ring of U.S. assets — including Carter Page, an American businessman who would later act as an unpaid foreign policy adviser to Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign.

Kavanaugh Desperately Seeking Witnesses Who Ever Saw Him Wearing Pants . - Andy Borowitz

Heartbreaking Alert: How the USA Treats Their Dogs of War.
Bomb-sniffing dogs sent from the United States to its Middle Eastern ally Jordan are falling ill and dying due to poor treatment and negligence, a federal investigation has found.
A year-long evaluation by inspectors at the State Department found that at least 10 such dogs in Jordan died between 2008 and 2016 from medical problems. Even those who survive are suffering from "unhealthy conditions," such as inadequate kennels, poor sanitation, and overwork.

Blackout Brett Kavanaugh is probably so f*cking drunk right now. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Starting to think that giving men the right to vote was a mistake. - OhNoSheTwint

How about the FBI, that we already pay taxes for, do its damned job and investigate Kavanaugh the way it should have in the first place... - Scott Bodenheimer

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Rock The Voter News

After watching Pompeo destroy the State Dept, Barr weaponize the DOJ and Trump defile the presidency, it’s a naive notion to believe these scoundrels will ever allow themselves to be voted out of power.
We must use every Constitutional weapon to fight this evil. - Tea Pain

You Say You're Too Busy To Impeach Kavanaugh? Quit Taking So Many Vacations!
Judiciary chairman throws cold water on Kavanaugh impeachment. Jerry Nadler says the committee is too busy 'impeaching the president' to consider investigating the Supreme Court justice.

How awesome is it that when Roe v Wade is finally overturned, the deciding vote will be cast by the guy who was so blackout drunk all through high school and college that he can't remember how many women he sexually assaulted. ace f*cking job there, America, take a victory lap. - Jeff Tiedrich

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