Thursday, September 12, 2019

Federal prosecutors recommend that Andrew McCabe, former FBI second-in-command, face criminal charge

Federal prosecutors recommend that Andrew McCabe, former FBI second-in-command, face criminal charge
WASHINGTON – Federal prosecutors recommended seeking criminal charges against Andrew McCabe, the former deputy director of the FBI and a frequent target of criticism by President...


Please tell me again how Andrew McCabe and a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Russia and Hillary to lose her own election so that Trump would win so that then the deep state could take him down because f*ck yes that all makes perfect sense to me derpity derp. - Jeff Tiedrich





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Fact: More people have died in Trump's concentration camps than have died from vaping. - Tarz tweet






The Mossad Is In D.C.? 
The U.S. government concluded within the last two years that Israel was most likely behind the placement of cell-phone surveillance devices that were found near the White House and other sensitive locations around Washington, D.C., according to three former senior U.S. officials with knowledge of the matter.





Vaping is very bad for children’s health and I’m glad to hear it will no longer be allowed in their concentration camp cages. - Jess Dweck





Republican Shenanigans

Republicans on e-cigarettes:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on abortion:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on immigration:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on trans military members:“We want a ban!” 
Republicans on gay marriage:“We want a ban!”

Republicans on guns: “BANS DON’T WORK!!!” - Andrea Junker






Lonely Black Republican Leaves Party
Gregory Cheadle, the black man President Donald Trump once described at a rally as “my African American,” is fed up.
After two years of frustration with the president’s rhetoric on race and the lack of diversity in the administration, Cheadle told PBS NewsHour he has decided to leave the Republican party and run for a seat in the U.S. House of Representative as an independent in 2020





I like hearing "Don't politicize 9/11" from people who exploited 9/11 to invade the wrong country. - John Fugelsang




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Rock The Voter News

Raise your hand if you think we should allow the Bahamians to come here and deport Melania. - Stone tweet






House Impeachment Inquiry Formed! Will It Be Televised?
The House Judiciary Committee on Thursday approved a resolution defining the rules of the panel's impeachment investigation, the first vote the committee has taken related to the potential impeachment of President Donald Trump.
The party-line vote came as House Democrats have struggled to define the committee's probe, with Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler saying the committee is conducting an impeachment inquiry, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other Democratic leaders are refraining from calling it that.




WOW.



No word yet from Trump on which member of the Taliban will be replacing John Bolton. - Chelsea Handler


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YES, IT'S TRUE!!  Melania, whose kid does not smoke, is worried about 6 people who died vaping,  (according to #Bonehead, her spouse, the louse), but the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS who died in mass shootings and gun violence don't seem to bother her!  #Shejustdoesntcaredoyou - Bette Midler tweet


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The odds of living to 100 will double by 2020, as will the odds of having to work at Walmart until you're 98. - John Fugelsang


Trump Says He Looks Better Under Incandescent Lights
President Trump quipped at a Monday evening rally that his administration’s rollback of energy efficiency standards for light bulbs was due to the fact that he looked better under less efficient bulbs.
"I'm not a vain person. ... But I look better under an incandescent light than these crazy lights that are beaming down," Trump told a crowd in Fayetteville, N.C., on Monday.







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Northern Iceland in the winter. I recently watched the Iceland series "Trapped" and was taken aback by the stunning winter scenery.

Peace.


Wednesday, September 11, 2019

18 years ago today

Trump again said he helped at ground zero immediately following the 9/11 attacks
President Donald Trump honored thousands that died as a result of the Sept. 11 terror attacks during remarks at the Pentagon Wednesday.
But the president also didn't miss a chance to again claim he helped in the aftermath of the terror attacks at ground zero.


The most difficult moment for Trump is a moment of silence. - Andy Borowitz





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Today marks the 18 year anniversary of Donald Trump boasting on tape that he now had the tallest building in lower Manhattan.  - John Fugelsang





PHONY POLLS Says the Trump
President Trump on Wednesday lashed out at a new Washington Post–ABC News poll showing him trailing five Democratic presidential candidates, dismissing it as a "phony suppression poll."


Trump Defends Choice of Ted Nugent To Replace John Bolton. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans




9/11 thoughts.

Bush: "Today, our nation saw the very worst of human nature -- and we responded with the best of America."

Obama: "Even the smallest act of service, the simplest act of kindness, is a way to honor those we lost.” 

Trump: "Sleepy Joe, Pocahontas...Fake Polls! - Tea Pain






Fake Christianity Update
Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. told Hill.TV on Tuesday that he has begun sharing information with the FBI in what he alleged was a criminal conspiracy against him by former board members at the school.








Bahamian Refugees Advised To Pretend They Are From Alabama . - Andy Borowitz




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Rock The Voter News

Whoever wins the election should have Obama as the Attorney General so he can personally charge Trump with high crimes and misdemeanors. - irishygirl tweet





It's OK When Republicans Cheat
In a surprise move Wednesday morning, the N.C. House of Representatives voted to override Gov. Roy Cooper’s veto of the state budget with just over half of the 120 members present to vote.
Democrats in the chamber objected to the bill being brought up, saying they were told there would be no votes during the 8:30 a.m. session...





Trump lashed out at numerals, saying that they were “invented by Arabs.” - Andy Borowitz




Kids shouldn't be learning to duck and cover in school. They should learn that we, the adults responsible for protecting them, will act to keep them safe. - Hillary Clinton

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Maybe if we call assault rifles “Blood Vapes” we can get them banned. - Crutnacker





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Rex Tillerson: I hope Trump finds out he's been impeached on Twitter. - Andy Borowitz


Tracking the Mentally Ill? Lordy, Lordy, That's Most of Alabama!
The Trump administration is considering a proposal to combat mass shootings which suggests phones and smartwatches may be used to track people with mental health problems.







The Onion is my thought bubble. - Elon Musk tweet



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Odd News


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Elephant Rock in New Zealand. A bit of humor from Mother Nature.

Peace.


Thursday, September 5, 2019

SharpieGate



Meteorologists call out Trump after altered Alabama hurricane map
President Trump is getting heat from meteorologists over his assertion that Alabama was at risk of being hit by Hurricane Dorian.
Trump displayed a map at the White House that included a half circle, possibly made with a black Sharpie marker, that showed the hurricane possibly moving into Alabama. This followed Trump's assertion over the weekend that Alabama was in the path of the hurricane, which the National Weather Service said was not the case.



Anybody else starting to find Trump's hurricane cone reminiscent of Captain Queeg's strawberries? - Richard Tofel





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Hey guys call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that President Email Lady wouldn't be arguing with a map. - Jeff Tiedrich





Trump attacks meteorologists, who's next, sportscasters? - Tea Pain







"Just because you slept with someone named Stormy, it does not make you a weatherman."- Joy Behar




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Right now Donald Trump is watching cable news, seeing his terrible poll numbers, crossing them out with a Sharpie, and writing his own imaginary poll numbers on his TV screen. - Palmer Report





Can we Sharpie through the rest of the calendar days between now and Election Day 2020? - Crutnacker tweet









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Hey Guys and Gals,

Short edition today.

I'm taking a birthday week off. Friends and family are rolling in starting tomorrow. Party on Sunday and birthday is on Tuesday. I will return the following day on the dreaded anniversary of 9-11.

Thank you for stopping by! I love you all!




#70



Where's the fire extinguisher?!?



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Whomever dresses Ivanka doesn't seem to like her very much 




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Clermont-Ferrand Cathedral is a Gothic cathedral, and French national monument, located in the town of Clermont-Ferrand. It began construction in the 13th century, built entirely of black lava stone. And, no Trump did not sharpie this in.

Peace.