Friday, August 30, 2019

Hurricane Dorian forecast to strike Florida overnight into Tuesday as Category 4

Hurricane Dorian forecast to strike Florida overnight into Tuesday as Category 4
Dangerous Hurricane Dorian is strengthening and forecast to make landfall on Florida's east coast overnight into Tuesday as a Category 4 storm.
Now forecast to approach Florida with winds of 140 mph, Dorian, should it make landfall at those wind speeds, would become just the ninth hurricane to do so, dating back to 1851.


Right now our fragile sociopath president is standing in front of a mirror, practicing his thumbs-up-and-smile for when he's posing in front of hurricane-strewn wreckage in Florida next week. - Jeff Tiedrich






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Reagan debuted his "Star Wars" initiative just prior to fadin' into dementia.  Great minds decay alike. - Tea Pain


Putin's Favorite Hobby
The suspect detained over the killing last week of a Georgian citizen in Berlin had a passport whose number linked him to Russian security services, German magazine Der Spiegel reported on Friday.
Zelimkhan Khangoshvili, who had previously fought alongside anti-Moscow separatists in the province of Chechnya, was shot twice in the head last Friday as he headed through a central Berlin park to the mosque.







Who gets to sit down with Trump and the other climate denying Republicans and explain that warmer ocean temperatures are why we will be getting more and more insane hurricanes like Dorian? - Roland Scahill




Republican Shenanigans

So what's on the agenda today for the Trump admin? 

Kicking puppies? Pulling the wings off butterflies? Starving the elderly? - Elle DeSylva





How does she have a camera in her cell but Epstein didn't?
A Colorado woman is suing after she was forced to give birth to her child, alone in a jail cell, while screaming and pleading for help from staff that paid her virtually no mind.
In the hours leading up to the birth of her child on July 31, 2018, surveillance footage shows 26-year-old Diana Sanchez repeatedly attempt to alert jail staff that she was in labour, her water had broken, and that she was in desperate need of medical attention.


We are to believe a rich man arrested for human trafficking,
  • tried to commit suicide
  • put on watch for only a week
  • was suppose to have a cell mate
  • one guard wasn't a regular
  • both guards fell asleep
  • missed 3, 30 minute checks
  • both cameras have gaps
  • and Barr un-recused his recusal?
-Woman in the Moon tweet





TRUMP: Hey Bill, wanna come out of retirement & be America’s top cop again, shield me from consequences of my crimes like you did w/Iran Contra, and wag our junk together at the Emoluments Clause?

BARR: HERE TAKE MY MONEY - John Fugelsang




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Trump lied about Chinese talks to manipulate the market and every reporter in my twitter feed is going with JOE BIDEN TELLS A STORY ABOUT THE WRONG SOLDIER!!! - Adam Parkhomenko






Gas Shortage Ahead of Hurricane Dorian
Gov. Ron DeSantis said Friday the Florida Highway Patrol would soon begin escorting fuel trucks to help resupply gas stations in advance of Hurricane Dorian.
Gasbuddy, whose representatives helped state officials track fuel shortages in 2017 during Hurricane Irma, reported Friday that more than half of gas stations in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale-West Palm Beach area were out of fuel, stretched from the demand of drivers filling up before the storm hits.





The Trump administration literally wants to deport kids with cancer, in case you ever meet a #maga person who claims to be Christian. - John Fugelsang


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Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees - The Onion


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Horrified Amazon Worker Awakes From Warehouse Accident To Find Jeff Bezos Welding Mechanical Limbs Onto Stumps Where Arms His Used To Be - The Onion


Yep, People Fear A Recession Is Coming
U.S. consumer sentiment plunged 8.6 points in August, the largest decline in nearly eight years, as President Trump ramped up a trade war with China.






USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts - The Onion





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Please stay safe, Florida.

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the sleeps tonight. A-Wimoweh.  A-Wimoweh.  A-Wimoweh.


Peace.


Thursday, August 29, 2019

Lindsey Graham proposing putting Obama under oath to investigate Trump’s Russian conspiracy theory

Lindsey Graham proposing putting Obama under oath to investigate Trump’s Russian conspiracy theory
During an appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show on Wednesday night, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-SC) claimed he has every intention of calling in former President Barack Obama and grilling him on what he knows about the FBI’s investigation of Donald Trump.

I hope Lindsey Graham does question Obama about Trump's crazy conspiracy theory...if Obama stops laughing long enough to be questioned.

Some people think he's playing chess when actually his aides are trying to stop him from eating the pieces. - Spacebnb tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

“Our unelected Prime Minister just sent our elected Parliament home,” one UK citizen said. “Top that, America.” - Andy Borowitz


Putin Wants To Annex Ukraine, Too
The Trump administration is slow-walking $250 million in military assistance to Ukraine, annoying lawmakers and advocates who argue the funding is critical to keeping Russia at bay.





I support our troops by refusing to vote Republican. 

This newest push to call children born to active duty military stationed overseas anything but American is unconstitutional and cruel. 

This country is sinking fast. - Kim Schwan tweet




Republican Shenanigans

This would be a good time to remind the sane people that Caligula Kardashian's official reason for firing James Comey at the time was Comey's unfair treatment of Hillary Clinton. - John Fugelsang





Stop Interviewing Liars To Find the Truth Would Be a Good Start
Don Lemon had a few words for Chris Cuomo on Wednesday after his CNN colleague wrapped up his very contentious interview with Kayleigh McEnany...“She has no credibility,” Lemon said. “Someone like that has no credibility … Put whoever you want on your show. This isn’t chastising you, but the audience gets nothing from her because she doesn’t tell the truth.”





Because Trump has f*cked up our country so bad, I think it’s only fair that we enact a law that white women who voted for him are not allowed to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes. - Chelsea Handler





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If you think economy is more important than the environment, try holding your breath while counting your money. - irishygirl





Comey Gets Slapped With Velvet Glove
Former FBI Director James Comey violated agency policies when he retained and leaked a set of memos he took documenting meetings with President Donald Trump early in 2017, the Justice Department's inspector general said in a report released Thursday....The inspector general's office referred the findings of its report to the Justice Department for potential prosecution earlier this summer, though the Justice Department declined to bring a case, the report says.


Comey: ‘What Can I Say, I’m Just A Catty Bitch From New Jersey And I Live For Drama’ - The Onion





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Donald Trump’s response to global climate change is to roll back EPA regulations on methane, because Donald Trump is literally the worst person ever. - TDP tweet



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EPA Lifts Regulations On How Much Methane Trump Can Personally Emit - Andy Borowitz




I'll take Lawrence O'Donnell's word over Donald's any day. - Woman in the Moon tweet


The DEA Knew This. Why Didn't They Investigate?
Over the course of seven years, from 2006 to 2012, two pharmacies in rural northeast Louisiana, owned by Republican gubernatorial candidate and U.S. Rep. Ralph Abraham, Clinic Pharmacy of Mangham and Adams Clinic Pharmacy of Winnsboro, doled out 1,478,236 doses of powerful opioids, according to a Drug Enforcement Administration database recently published by the Washington Post.
The pharmacies are 12.5 miles away from one another, and the two communities have a combined population of approximately 6,000 people.



"Puerto Rico didn't receive $92 million and there's no new Wall" - Shepard Smith, Fox News


RULES ARE RULES





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FYI: A virus attacked my laptop. 
No damage (as far as I know). 
My virus software alerted me.
Be still my heart.



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A Wolf Collar is a type of dog collar designed to protect livestock guardian dogs from attack by wolves. The collar base protects the dog's throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.


Peace.


Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll

Trump trails top five 2020 Democrats in national poll
President Trump trails all five Democrats who have consistently ranked in top spots in surveys of the 2020 Democratic presidential race, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll.
The newest survey shows Trump falling behind former Vice President Joe Biden and Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), each by double digits.

Trump: "let's nuke a hurricane" 
All rational people: "wtf?" 
Deplorables: "IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE LIBTARD" 
Trump: "I never said to nuke a hurricane" 
Deplorables: "TRUMP NEVER SAID IT LIBTARD" 
New York Times: "President's Bold Climate Solution A Challenge For Democratic Candidates"- Jeff Tiedrich





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

So Kim Jong Un is well on his way to have submarine based nuclear capabilities. Good thing he writes beautiful letters - or else we should probably be worried. - Sabrina McDaniel







Trump Must Be So Jealous That He Can't Shut Down Congress
The Queen has approved the order to suspend Parliament, a formal but necessary step of Boris Johnson's plan....According to a statement from the Privy Council, the Queen has approved the suspension of Parliament "no earlier than Monday 9th September and no later than Thursday 12th September" until October 14.







Upbeat Boris Johnson Says He Is On Track To Destroy UK Ahead of Schedule - Andy Borowitz




G7 Leaders Turn Down Trump’s Invitation To His Miami Resort After Reading Yelp Reviews -  Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans


Don't blame Trump. American banks wouldn't lend to him because of his multiple bankruptcies. He was forced to have Russian oligarchs co-sign his loan! Forced, I say!






Pardons! Pardons! Step Right Up and Get Your Pardons!
President Trump has privately suggested that he would pardon officials who carry out orders connected to construction of a wall at the southern border that could be illegal, The Washington Post is reporting.
“Don’t worry, I’ll pardon you,” Trump has told officials when discussing the wall, according to the Post.



Trump is announcing a partnership with Bed Bug and Beyond. - Jesse Lifson




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BREAKING: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being guarded by U.S. Marshals after she received a suspicious package containing a science textbook. - Andy Borowitz




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Trump Loves To Kick People When They're Down
As a tropical storm bore down on Puerto Rico Wednesday, President Trump reignited his ongoing feud with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, calling her “incompetent.” But his specific complaint had to do with what he considers her ingratitude for the help the island received after the devastating Hurricane Maria two years ago.






Is this Bernie's "Michael Dukakis in a tank" moment?




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Sean Spicer joining Dancing with the Stars is proof that America loves giving people second and third chances… if they’re white. - Chelsea Handler





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I hereby order Trump to look in the mirror and scream “everything I sell with my name on it is made in China.” - John Fugelsang


The police should question Don Jr and Eric. They love to kill animals
Officials in California are trying to find out who’s been shooting and killing wild burros in the desert––and are offering a $10,000 reward for answers.
Since May, 42 burro carcasses have been found with gunshot wounds along Interstate 15 in California’s Mojave Desert, according to the Bureau of Land Management (BLM).





Dear Hurricane Dorian, 
Mar a Lago location:26.6771° N80.0370° W - Allen Marshall





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One of the most famous hoodoos at Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah, Thor’s Hammer stands over 10 stories high.  Photo by Keith Moore, National Park Service.


Peace.