Thursday, August 22, 2019

New AP Poll Shows Trump Approval Rating Down to 36%

JUST IN: New AP Poll Shows Trump Approval Rating Down to 36%
According to newly released poll results by the Associated Press, nearly two out of three Americans surveyed do not approve of the job that President Donald Trump is doing.
AP reports that their most recent AP-NORC poll shows that “Thirty-six percent approve of Trump’s handing of his job and 62% disapprove. There continues to be large differences between the views of Republicans and Democrats. Republicans are much more likely to approve of how Trump is handling the issues.”


Trump Demands That Pence Accept Him As His Personal Savior - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The NYPD has fired Daniel Pantaleo, the officer who placed a chokehold on Eric Garner in 2014. And even with video evidence, it only took them 5 years. Are you there racism? It’s me, America. - Chelsea Handler


Bend Over Trump, You're Covered.
GOP Sen. Tom Cotton (Ark.) said at an event in his home state on Wednesday that he suggested purchasing Greenland to President Trump months ago. 
“Obviously, the right decision for this country,” Cotton said when asked about Trump’s Greenland tweets at  the inaugural Talk Business and Politics Power Lunch in Little Rock, Ark.





Denmark Refuses To Sell Trump Cheese Danish - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans




Trump is confusing me today. As a Jew, why am I supposed to be loyal to a Nazi? - Andy Borowitz


Epstein Coverup? Probably.
Guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, where Jeffrey Epstein was detained and died, pressured his former cellmate not to discuss it, the cellmate's lawyer said.
The attorney Bruce Barket said his client Nicholas Tartaglione was told to "shut up" and "stop talking" about the Epstein case.





Yesterday I woke up to see Trump calling Jews ignorant and disloyal. Today I woke up to see Trump praising known anti semite Henry Ford. Think I’ll stay in bed tomorrow. - OhNoSheTwint


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Right now 
the guy who came in 2nd
is forcing Americans to pay for Mexico’s wall 
China’s tariffs 
and Mar-a-Lago’s for-profit golf cart rentals. - John Fugelsang


Rock The Voter News





Is There a White House Shuttle to Fox News for Former Employees?
Fox News announced Thursday that former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has joined the network as a contributor.
She will deliver political commentary and analysis across Fox News’ platforms, including Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network, Fox News Digital, Fox Nation and the radio and podcast division.


The news that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News is about as surprising as water flowing down hill. - Dan Rather





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I think we need to have a conversation about how people who smoke weed are actually really productive. In the last year I wrote a book, shot a documentary, embarked on a worldwide stand-up tour, started a weed line, and…still be outraged every day. - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News






Fox News Gets a Disinvitation
The National Association of Hispanic Journalists (NAHJ) on Thursday rescinded an invitation to Fox News to be one of its sponsors at an upcoming conference, accusing the network of blurring the line between commentary and journalism.
"My decision comes following the remarks of Fox News Radio Host, Todd Starnes," NAHJ President Hugo Balta wrote in a letter to the group's members.



Denmark offers to buy America from Russia






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
NASA astronaut Andrew Morgan is pictured working outside the International Space Station during a six-hour and 32-minute spacewalk to install the orbiting lab’s second commercial crew vehicle docking port. At the same time I was watering my garden. I feel so inadequate.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Trump cancels visit after Denmark dismisses Greenland sale

Trump cancels visit after Denmark dismisses Greenland sale
US president Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he is postponing a planned meeting with Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen after she ruled out selling Greenland to the United States.

Dear Denmark,

Please sell Greenland to Obama for $1 just so we can watch Trump's head explode.  We promise to return it to you soon.

Thanks
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Sane Americans




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Let. this. sink. in.

The man who just proclaimed himself "King of the Jews" and the "Second Coming of God" controls our nuclear launch codes. - Tea Pain





Trump Defies Court Order Again
The Trump administration will announce on Wednesday that it intends to hold migrant families in detention for the duration of their immigration proceedings, with no limit on the time they can be detained, according to several Department of Homeland Security officials who briefed reporters.
The new rule may be in defiance of a 2015 federal court ruling known as the Flores agreement that limited the time families could be detained to 20 days.



Someday, thanks to Donald Trump, Benedict Arnold will no longer be the name most synonymous with treason. - Middle Age Riot tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Trump Attempts To Ease Tensions With Jewish Community By Noting He Also Would've Murdered Christ. - The Onion






No Wonder Trump Went Crazy Today
Approximately half of respondents in a new survey who voted for President Trump say they would blame him if the U.S. economy falls into a recession.
A Morning Consult poll released Wednesday found that 42 percent of respondents who say they voted for Trump in 2016 would hold him partially responsible for an economic downturn, and another 7 percent said he would be solely responsible.


SCROTUS & right wing fundamentalists "support" Israel so the temple can be rebuilt & the rapture can happen, killing all the Jews. Jews voting for SCROTUS is like the bug voting for the windshield. - Elayne Boosler




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During his entire Presidency, Barack Obama sent out 352 tweets.Trump is now at 43,600. - Pete Souza




Rock The Voter News

It shouldn’t be easier to get a gun than an affordable therapist. - David Hogg


Born in the USA? Trump Wants To Revoke It.
President Trump on Wednesday said his administration is once again seriously considering an executive order to end birthright citizenship months after several lawmakers cast doubt on his ability to take such action.







Trump supporters: Trump isn’t antisemitic.
Jews: Trump is antisemitic.
Trump: No I’m not you stupid disloyal Jews.
Trump supporters: See?

- OhNoSheTwint

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Business/Tech News

In 2013, I asked why a kid caught with an ounce of drugs goes to jail, but a bank exec that launders a billion dollars in drug money pays a fine & sleeps in their own bed at night. It's clear: we have one justice system for the rich & powerful, & another for everybody else. - Elizabeth Warren







The Amazon is Burning Up!
Fires are raging at a record rate in Brazil's Amazon rainforest, and scientists warn it could strike a devastating blow to the fight against climate change.
The fires are burning at the highest rate since the country's space research center, the National Institute for Space Research (INPE), began tracking them in 2013, the center said Tuesday.
There have been a total of 72,843 fires in Brazil this year, with more than half in the Amazon region, INPE said. That's more than an 80% increase compared with the same period last year.


The White House found the 16 million votes that Google stole from Trump. They were in the same drawer as Trump's taxes, his bronzed baby bone spurs, a check for $35 billion from the Mexican President, a beautiful and affordable health plan, and Obama's Kenyan birth certificate. - Mike Stanfill




Trump claimed to be Swedish in his book.
So every time he calls Sen. Warren "Pocahontas" we need to call him 'Sven." - John Fugelsang





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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo
Sunflowers enjoying the lightening show.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Sick day request



I am sick of Trump.


I need a day to recharge and chase away the depression.  I'm going to finish caulking some minor cracks caused by a 5.+ earthquake a few weeks back and putter around my fast-growing garden, to regain some happiness.



Time To Deflate In My Garden Photos
Below the recycled post and fence is a six foot row of radishes obscured by the butterfly bush. They should be ready to pick in a couple of weeks. 


Those aren't marijuana plants on the right, those are yuca, a root vegetable I will be exclusively eating if Trump cuts the payroll tax that funds social security. The banana tree will take about a year before it'll produce fruit. That's a Papyrus plant next to the banana tree. The zinnias and herbs were grown from seeds. I need to paint those concrete blocks that are filled with herbs! Yay, another project!


Thank you for your patience and apologies for any humor inconvenience. 


Searching for peace.