Thursday, August 15, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein Autopsy Shows Neck Bone Fractures, Raising Questions About Suicide Report

Jeffrey Epstein Autopsy Shows Neck Bone Fractures, Raising Questions About Suicide Report
Multiple bones in Jeffrey Epstein’s neck were found to be broken during the official autopsy of his body, including his hyoid bone, which is sometimes fractured during hanging but more often broken during strangulation.


If you are surprised Epstein committed suicide, imagine how surprised he was.




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

An American president is urging a longstanding ally not to admit two American members of Congress into its democratic country. Seems that all members of Congress, regardless of party, would be worried about this precedent. - Matt Viser, Washington Post


Oh By the Way, a Russian Military Jet Flew Over Chicago
CHICAGO — Just as Chicagoans were settling into dinner, and the White Sox were in the middle of a doubleheader on the South Side Tuesday, a Russian Air Force jet flew over Chicago at high altitude, likely collecting reconnaissance along the way.





“The Cong were after me,” Trump said, visibly stirred by the memory. “And then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.” - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans





Fun fact: Alyssa Farrah — Pence’s press secretary & now Pentagon spokesperson — is the daughter of the man who in 1997 founded WorldNet Daily.

For two decades WND has peddled Right Wing lies, smears & conspiracy theories — including birtherism — using the likes of Jerome Corsi. - Philippe Reines tweet




Trump Calls GOP Mayor of El Paso a RINO
The mayor of the grieving city of El Paso told President Donald Trump in a private meeting that he’s presenting “misinformation” about crime in his city, and pushed back when the president used a derogatory term to suggest he wasn’t a real Republican.
“He said, ‘You’re a RINO [Republican in name only],’ and I said, ‘No, sir. I am not a RINO,’” Mayor Dee Margo told FRONTLINE.  “I said … ‘I simply corrected the misinformation you were given by [the Texas] attorney general, and that’s all I did.’”




(In Jeff Foxworthy voice):
“If you actually believe that Trump isn’t profiting off the Presidency and using it to try and prop up his sagging businesses, you might be a MAGA.” - DrainTheTrumps tweet





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An evangelical told me that God put Trump in the White House “for a reason.”

Maybe the reason is to teach us a lesson: Don’t ever do this again. - Windsor Mann





Finally, Public Testimony About Trump
The House Judiciary Committee on Thursday subpoenaed former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and former top White House aide Rick Dearborn for details about their knowledge of potential obstruction of justice by President Donald Trump.
The subpoenas — which demand public testimony on Sept. 17 — come on the same day Lewandowski intends to appear alongside Trump at a campaign rally in New Hampshire, where Lewandowski has begun to openly consider a Senate campaign.


Has Trump blamed the fake news for his multiple bankruptcies yet? - Roland Scahill



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Behind every Great Recession is a corporate-friendly Republican. - Tea Pain



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We could have had taco trucks on every corner but no, you people had to vote for worldwide economic collapse. - Jeff Tiedrich





An American Disgrace
CEO compensation has increased by 1,007.5% over the past three decades while workers have seen their pay rise by about 12%, according to a new report by the Economic Policy Institute (EPI).






This is one of the many reasons I 💖 NEW ORLEANS: 
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A cat's a cat and that's that.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 14, 2019

'No Blame?' ABC News finds 36 cases invoking 'Trump' in connection with violence, threats, alleged assaults

'No Blame?' ABC News finds 36 cases invoking 'Trump' in connection with violence, threats, alleged assaults
President Donald Trump has repeatedly refused to accept any responsibility for inciting violence in American communities, dismissing critics who have pointed to his rhetoric as a potential source of inspiration for some citizens acting on even long-held beliefs of bigotry and hate.


BUT AT LEAST TRUMP DIDN'T RUN A PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER oh wait the incompetent moron did that, too. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Fears Pro-Democracy Movement Could Spread From Hong Kong To U.S. - Andy Borowitz





Shots Fired at ICE Offices
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Tuesday blamed "political rhetoric" and "misinformation" about President Donald Trump's detention policies after shots were fired into two buildings housing ICE offices in San Antonio overnight.
No one was injured, but "had the bullets gone two inches in another direction, we could be here today talking about the murder of a federal official," said Christopher Combs, the FBI's special agent in charge in San Antonio.





Republican Shenanigans

Trump Writes New Poem For Statue of Liberty:

Roses Are Red 
Violets Are Blue 
Unless You Are White 
To Hell With You

- Andy Borowitz





Voters anticipating a bestiality endorsement any moment.
Republican Says Rape & Incest Keep Population Growing
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) on Wednesday questioned whether there would be "any population of the world left" if not for rape and incest throughout history, The Des Moines Register reported.
King was speaking in Urbandale, Iowa, where he defended anti-abortion legislation he sponsored in Congress that did not have exceptions for rape or incest.





Trump Says Video Of Him Partying With Epstein Is Actually Bill Clinton Wearing Trump Mask. - Andy Borowitz

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I'm ready for news anchors to begin their broadcasts by saying "You don't even wanna know." - John Fugelsang





Land of Lincoln Comes Through For EpiPen Users!!!
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) has signed off on legislation making his state the first in the nation to require insurance companies to provide coverage for children who require life-saving EpiPens injections.





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Hey white people who are angry about immigration... just a heads up: there are not enough white folks to keep the economy afloat and support your social security into old age. So you better welcome immigrants who do work you won’t...or else prepare to eat cat food. - Tim Wise tweet





Wall Street Rebels Against Trump
The Dow Jones Industrial Average plummeted more than 700 points on Wednesday


People who support the Endangered Species Act haven’t tasted my Bald Eagle Soufflé. - Conan O'Brien



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Guess who had the right-of-way.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Agents descend on Epstein's island home looking for evidence of inner circle

Agents descend on Epstein's island home looking for evidence of inner circle: Sources
Accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein was taken off suicide watch July 29, in part, at the urging of his defense attorneys, sources familiar with the decision told ABC News as federal agents were seen at the grounds of the financier's island home in the U.S. Virgin Islands.


So Bill Barr NOW has all of Epstein’s blackmail material of many prominent individuals in America and around the world. - JCrongeyer tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Damning Investigation Finds Jeffrey Epstein Left Unsupervised For Decades Prior To Suicide - The Onion


Huntington Beach, California



Lady Liberty: Head In Hands
USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli said on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet, and who will not become a public charge."


Why is it considered to be “liberal” to have immigration policies that don’t violate the Geneva Convention?

We don’t want “open borders,” we just humans to be treated like humans. - Rob Anderson








Is Ivanka Gonna Solve The Mass Shooting Crisis? Oh, Goody!
White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump has reportedly been talking with members of Congress about gun legislation in the wake of mass shootings in Ohio and Texas that left 31 people dead earlier this month.


Thank god we elected the guy who just divulged in a tweet the existence of a secret US nuclear-powered guided missile program, and not the lady who was careless with three emails, because holy f*cking sh*t that would have been a fucking national security nightmare, I kid you not. - Jeff Tiedrich



Republican Shenanigans


If we build a wall, can we launch Melania over it?






Bada Bing Bada BOOM
Russian’s weather agency Rosgidromet on Tuesday reported that radiation levels in the city of Severodvinsk were 16 times higher than normal after an accident last week during a failed missile test, Reuters reported citing the TASS state news agency. 






No one disproves the concept of white supremacy better than Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz



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“Hillary Clinton was clearly capable of killing Jeffrey Epstein, given that she already killed Lincoln,” Sean Hannity said. - Andy Borowitz






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Obama Disappointed Trump Did Not Accuse Him of Killing Epstein. - Andy Borowitz


The Tea Party Is Going To Be Upset At The National Debt! Oh, Wait.
Once President Trump signs the budget deal that was passed by the House on Thursday and is expected to be approved by the Senate in a few days, he will have added $4.1 trillion to the national debt, according to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget. The total national debt surpassed $22 trillion in February.




Saw a couple of Bald Eagles flying over the banks of the Mississippi this morning.  How beautiful & majestic.

All I could think of is next month, all the f*cking idiot Trump supporters will be pulling out their AR-15 and blasting them out the the sky with huge toothless grins. - Woman in the Moon tweet

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Epstein's suicide note will be released as soon as Barr finishes writing it. - Julie Ford tweet





22 States Suing Trump Over Dirty Air
A coalition of mostly Democratic-led states has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, arguing its rules for addressing power plant pollution are so weak they violate federal law.
Attorneys general from 22 states and several major cities including New York City and Los Angeles argue that the Trump administration's rule violates the Clean Air Act by having virtually no impact on carbon emissions.


Endangered Polar Bear Demands Face-to-Face Meeting With Trump. - Andy Borowitz



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Back in 1968 when I first attended FSU in Tallahassee, a friend pointed to a pickup truck with a rifle mounted in the back window and a Tallahassee Christian School bumper sticker, and said -- there are 2 kinds of locals here, the laid back country people and the rednecks who believe Jesus carried a gun. That was my first intro to crazy Christianity. And now they're in charge of the White House. 

Head in hands.





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A Galapagos tortoise and her baby. I hope she doesn't step on it.

Peace.