Monday, August 5, 2019

Mexico Says They’re Going to Sue United States over El Paso Shooting

Mexico Says They’re Going to Sue United States over El Paso Shooting
A top official with the Mexican government announced that the nation will sue the United States under international law.
“The president of the Republic has instructed me so that this posture and indignation from Mexico is translated, first in protecting affected families, and then in legal actions, efficient and prompt, quick and convincing so that Mexico can demand the conditions to protect to the Mexican-American community and Mexicans in the United States,” said Mexican Foreign Minister Marcelo Ebrard


How did abortions get banned faster than guns? Raise your hand if you’re sick and tired of Republicans using “1984” and “The Handmaid’s Tale” as f*cking instruction manuals. - Andrea Junker




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If I get killed in a mass shooting please cremate me and throw my ashes into Mitch McConnell’s and Dana Loesch’s eyes while I’m still smoldering. - OhNoSheTwint



Mitch Has Ignored The House's Gun Violence Prevention Bill
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell faced a backlash on Twitter Sunday after tweeting that he stood with law enforcement and offered prayers to the victims of violence in El Paso...Rep. Katie Hill, D-Calif., said "shame on you," calling on McConnell to take up the House's gun violence prevention bills. 
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., called on McConnell to cancel the Senate's summer recess and reconvene to pass gun control legislation. 





Fox News did to our parents what they thought video games would do to us. - Ryan Scott tweet


Trump's Useless Thoughts & Prayers Are Just A Cover
President Donald Trump's suggestion in the wake of two mass shootings that immigration measures should be tied to gun reform legislation...








Republican Shenanigans

You can hear the audio version of the El Paso shooter's manifesto every single night on Fox News coming direct from Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham's mouth. - Jennifer Hayden




Mitch McConnell Fell And Broke His Shoulder
One day after appearing at Kentucky’s biggest political event, Fancy Farm, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is recovering after a fall.
Officials say McConnell tripped at home on his outside patio and fractured his shoulder Sunday morning, according to his aide. 
He was taken to the hospital where he was treated and released.





Worth noting that Trump retweeted Katie Hopkins twice just hours before the shooting in El Paso. Hopkins, a vile bigot, has called refugees & migrants “cockroaches” who were “feral humans” that were “spreading like the norovirus.” - Brian Klaas

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In Stockholm today an old man asked me “what has happened to your country? You pulled out of Paris climate accord, you let anyone have machine gun, your president spouts hate. The America of my youth won World War II and was a model to the rest of the world. What happened?” - Robert Reich





If only Comey’s FBI had been this “hamstrung” taking out Hillary’s campaign.
...The FBI is hamstrung in trying to investigate the white supremacist movement... There’s some reluctance among agents to bring forth an investigation that targets what the president perceives as his base


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Japan has the highest video game revenue per capita out of any country. 
US: 40,000 gun deaths/year
Japan: Less than 10 gun deaths/year
It isn’t video games, it’s the GOP, NRA and white supremacy. - Adam Best





It's China's Fault, Whines Trump.
President Donald Trump accused China on Monday of manipulating its currency as the trade war between the world’s largest economies keeps escalating.
“China dropped the price of their currency to an almost a historic low,” Trump said in a tweet. “It’s called ‘currency manipulation.’ Are you listening Federal Reserve? This is a major violation which will greatly weaken China over time!”


Trump’s “speech” sounds like it was written by WH interns who he found wandering in the hallways this morning. - Eric Boehlert





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Give him a high hoof!

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Friday, August 2, 2019

What a difference one letter makes

'Too bad!': Trump seizes on Cummings robbery amid Baltimore attacks
President Donald Trump weighed in Friday on a burglary at Maryland Rep. Elijah Cummings’ home last weekend in Baltimore, which the president has relentlessly attacked for several days as squalid and poorly managed.
“Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!” he tweeted.



 It was a third rate burglary that brought a different President down


I want to apologize for calling POTUS a POS this week.  I was mistaken. At least excrement has a useful biological function. - John Legend





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MAGA thinks Trump is a genius the same way a third grader thinks fifth graders are practically grown-ups. - Tea Pain tweet


Madame Speaker, Start Your Engine
Those eager for the start of an official inquiry by the U.S. House Judiciary Committee into the possible impeachment of President Trump need wait no longer.   
A memorandum, submitted by the committee on July 26 to the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and signed by the general counsel of the U.S. House of Representatives, makes clear that such an inquiry has begun.






Republican Shenanigans

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Caught Lying At New Job About Price of Quarter Pounder. - Andy Borowitz


LOCK HIM UP!
After President Trump mentioned 2016 rival Hillary Clinton at a reelection campaign rally in Cincinnati, the crowd broke into a chant of "lock her up."
Trump mentioned his former opponent and her use of the term "deplorable" to describe a segment of Trump supporters.



The ad writes itself.

Corey Lewandowski for Senate?

A history of assault and violent outbursts.

Called angry. Hot headed. Abusive.

Now he's running against Jeanne Shaheen.

And if there's one thing we know about Corey Lewandowski, it's that he'll do anything to beat a woman. - Rick Wilson





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I want internet points for not leaping out of my chair and yelling "f*ck is wrong with you" at the old white guy sitting in a Starbucks yesterday going on a 30 minute rant about Obama's suspicious blood line and "sketchy" book deal. - Oliver Willis


Attack Republicans, You Dumb Democrats! What's Wrong With You?
Senate Democrats are frustrated that candidates are spending too much time and effort attacking each other for relatively small policy differences, while not focusing their ire on President Trump.







For those keeping score:  Real Estate Code Violations in Baltimore.  Jared Kushner: 170 - Al Sharpton - 0. - Paul Lander

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The most substantive takeaway from the Cincinnati rally is that the US president has spray-tanned himself out of the known color spectrum & his hair is now the color of one's urine after too many vitamins. - John Fugelsang











Saudi Arabian Women Allowed To Join 19th Century
Women in Saudi Arabia will finally be allowed to apply for a passport and travel freely without having to secure permission from a male relative, ending a long-standing guardianship policy that gave men control over women.








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Glacier National Park in Montana. We have big beautiful national parks at our disposal, take advantage of them.

Peace.


Thursday, August 1, 2019

Trump offers Putin help in fighting Siberian wildfires

Russian Embassy: Trump offers Putin help in fighting Siberian wildfires
President Donald Trump has offered help to Russia in combating wildfires raging in Siberia, the Russian Embassy said on Wednesday.
During a phone call between the two leaders, Trump offered American assistance to tame the fires that have engulfed 6.7 million acres of the Siberian woods. The Russian Embassy cited a Kremlin statement that said President Vladimir Putin appreciated the gesture and would take Trump up on the offer if needed. For now, Putin told Trump that Russian military aircraft were deployed to control the situation.


Mitch McConnell is a man that knows less about Russia and Russian interference than even Donald Trump, and I know nothing.” - Donald Trump





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Donald Trump says he doesn't have a racist bone in his body. So it must all be in his soft tissue. And that's a lot of soft tissue. Just saying. - Will Durst


Revenge Shall Be Mine Sayeth The Trump
Navy officials said Wednesday they are pulling achievement medals from prosecutors who argued the case against a decorated Navy SEAL who was acquitted in the death of a wounded Islamic State captive after President Donald Trump intervened.





Tulsi Gabbard’s attack on Kamala Harris’ record looks a bit different when you consider that she went harder on Harris than she has on Assad, who oversees a prison network where 120,000+ Syrians have been tortured, murdered, and not even returned to their families for burial. - Carolyn Orr tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Dearly beloved, we had hoped for a larger turnout, but at least Melania brought a date.  #TrumpEulogies - John Fugelsang



Roger Stone's Request Denied
A federal judge in D.C. on Thursday denied Roger Stone’s request to dismiss the charges against him, finding that Stone “has not identified any legal ground” to do so.





Asked about Trump's attacks on her birth city of Baltimore, Speaker Pelosi suggests we ask Trump's "slumlord" son in law, Jared Kushner. . Mike DeBonis, Washington Post





Conservatives criticizing Dems debate performances also support a guy that bragged about the size of his dick during a GOP primary debate. - Andrew Lawrence

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If you’re slut-shaming Harris for “sleeping her way to the top” while defending the white men who got there by default, congratulations, you’re a misogynist. - OhNoSheTwint


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The President of the United States is a Racist and a Criminal. When making your decision in 2020, you need think of nothing else. We are in a fight for the the soul of our Nation. - Rob Reiner tweet


Michael Moore Trying To Stay Relevant
Filmmaker Michael Moore said in a new interview that there is only one candidate up to the challenge to “crush” President Trump in 2020, “and her last name rhymes with Obama.”
“In fact, it is Obama — Michelle Obama,” Moore said on MSNBC. “Everybody watching this right now knows she is a beloved American and she would go in there and she would beat him.”






Trump will use those anti-Obama comments by Democratic candidates in his ads.


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If you support Trump 
-using taxpayer $ to build a wall he promised Mexico would pay for 
-bailing out farmers hurt by tariffs w/28 bil of taxpayer $ 
-$885 mill in family biz tax break 
-millions of taxpayer $ for 7/4 parade 
...don’t call anyone at  #DemDebate2 ‘Socialist.’ 
- John Fugelsang




It's Hard Enough Being A Small Farmer. Trump Made It Harder.
The White House recently announced that it would be providing an additional $16 billion in aid to American farmers affected by the trade war between the U.S. and China.
But the problem for American farmers has becomes bigger than something a bailout can fix.
“This trade thing is what’s brought on by the president and it’s really frustrating because he took away all of our markets,” Bob Kuylen, a farmer from North Dakota who grows spring wheat and sunflowers, told Yahoo Finance. “We live in an area where we’re kind of in the middle of nowhere. It costs us a lot of money — over $1 a bushel to get our grain to markets.”




My first act as president would be to 'Clorox the Oval Office' - Kirsten Gillibrand





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Annie Oakley, American sharpshooter, 1885. She was quite pretty and probably needed a gun!

Peace.