All Hat No Cattle

Monday, July 1, 2019

#UnwantedIvanka trends after Ivanka Trump's G-20 appearance

#UnwantedIvanka trends after Ivanka Trump's G-20 appearance
Social media users are editing White House adviser and President Trump's daughter Ivanka Trump into iconic photos using the hashtag “#UnwantedIvanka” after she was seen in a viral video trying to make conversation with leaders at the Group of 20 (G-20) meeting last weekend.
The clip, released by the French presidential palace...

The video of Ivanka Trump trying to join the conversation with world leaders at the G20 is fascinating. It’s like when you’re standing at a bar asking for another drink but the bartender keeps ignoring you… Except way more embarrassing. - Chelsea Handler

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

If Osama bin Laden was still alive, Trump would invite him to brunch. - Roland Scahill

Is anyone else wondering how many unsecured cell phones crossed the DMZ among Trump, Ivanka, etc? - Jon Cooper

A Missing Russian Tied To The Mueller Report
According to a report in the Washington Post, a Maltese professor with mysterious ties to the Russians — and who precipitated special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of Donald Trump — is still missing and everyone wants to talk to him.
Joseph Mifsud, who was identified in the Mueller report as the person who offered to serve up emails belonging to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has fallen off the map since an October 2017 interview where he insisted “I never got any money from the Russians: my conscience is clear, I am not a secret agent.”

Trump Praises Kim on Immigration: ‘No One Is Trying To Get Into Your Country’ - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Ivanka Comes Out Against Busing: ‘I Have Never Taken a Bus In My Life — They’re Gross’ - Andy Borowitz

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Gonna Write A Book That'll End Up At The Dollar Tree
Outgoing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is reportedly planning to write a book about her time in the Trump administration.
Axios reported that Sanders, whose left the White House on Friday, plans to move back to her native Arkansas and relax for the month of July with her family before she begins working on her book and likely hitting the speaking circuit.

Trump Attempts To Make Putin Jealous By Seeing Other Dictators - Andy Borowitz

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

The president's weekend began with -sucking up to a dictator who murders reporters, then-sucking up to a dictator who hacks up reporters who are American residents,-peaked w/sucking up to a dictator who murders Americans & sends them home to die.

Your move, Evangelicals. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Hillary doesn't miss a beat...

If Mike Pence sees his shadow on July 1st that means 6 more weeks of Pride Month. - OhNoSheTwint

Border Agents Anticipated Rioting At Detention Center Due To Bad Conditions
The government’s own internal watchdog warned as far back as May that conditions at an El Paso, Texas, border station were so bad that border agents were arming themselves against possible riots, countering Friday’s assertion by a top Trump administration official that reports of poor conditions for migrants were “unsubstantiated.”

I smell something rancid that’s starting to brewTwixt Putin & Trumpie & Dear Leader too They're cooking up somethingWe’ll swallow or sipThis scary ass threesome’sGettin' into some sh*tCan it be they are planning some crazy ass coupTO BONESAW DEMOCRACY THEN COME FOR YOU?

- Bette Midler

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

“If you go to a great American store like Walmart, you’ll find lots of cheap sportswear, shoes, and other items for you and your family to enjoy,” Trump tweeted. “What better way to show China that we don’t need their dumb stuff!” - Andy Borowitz

Facebook Has A Plan. LOL.
Facebook on Sunday announced it's developing a plan to stop misinformation aimed at keeping people from participating in the 2020 census, the results of which will shape American political districting for a decade.

____________________

FUNDRAISER

Friday, June 28, 2019

Second debate notches highest ever ratings in Democratic primary match-up history

Second debate notches highest ever ratings in Democratic primary match-up history
Thursday night's debate on NBC was the highest-rated Democratic primary debate in history, according to overnight ratings.
Although full numbers have not yet been released, CNN Business reported Friday that the second night of the Democratic debate scored a 14.1 overnight rating, making it the highest-rated in history while beating out Wednesday night's total, which had just fallen shy of the previous record at 12.3.

It’s not time for a woman in the White House. It’s time for two. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump took a break from the G-20 summit to watch the Thursday-night contest and emerged from the viewing “ashen and trembling." - Andy Borowitz

Jimmy Carter Says Trump Is An Illegitimate President
Former President Jimmy Carter said Friday that he believes President Trump only won the 2016 election because Russia interfered to help him defeat Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton.
“There’s no doubt that the Russians did interfere in the elections and I think the interference, although not yet quantified, if fully investigated would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016,” Carter said at an event in Leesburg, Va.

This was striking. Why are Jared and Ivanka at a meeting between Trump and Vladimir Putin? - Susan Glasser tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Terrified Trump Writes Check To Biden Campaign - Andy Borowitz

‘It makes me angry’: Tillerson vents frustrations with Kushner
In a six-hour conversation with Capitol Hill aides, Rex Tillerson recounted his rocky tenure at the State Department...From the start, it was unclear what role Kushner as well his wife, Ivanka — Trump’s daughter — would play in policy making, Tillerson said. That “made it challenging for everyone, I think, in terms of how to deal with any activities that might be undertaken by others that were not defined within the national security process itself,” he said.

Based on this morning’s unauthorized use of @OzzyOsbourne’s “Crazy Train,” we are sending notice to the Trump campaign they are forbidden from using Ozzy’s music in political ads. Maybe @KayneWest (“Gold Digger”), @KidRock (“I Am the Bullgod”) or @TedNugent (“Stranglehold”)allow. - Sharon Osbourne tweet

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

Rock The Voter News

If men could get pregnant not only would abortion be legal, Donald Trump would be bragging over how many 3rd trimesters he'd had. - John Fugelsang

Today Is Sarah Sanders Last Day Of Lying To Us
Sarah Sanders is leaving the White House Friday, passing off the role of press secretary after more than two years to Stephanie Grisham.

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

Business/Tech News

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke

Google Maps Lead to Chaos
Nearly a hundred Colorado drivers this week followed a digital Pied Piper into an empty field where they all got stuck.
A crash on Peña Boulevard in Denver chocked off access to the Denver International Airport on Sunday. So Google Maps suggested a detour to many of the drivers trying to get to flights or pick up arriving travelers.

Kamala Harris carves Joe Biden into tiny bits while Biden and Bernie Sanders show once again that they probably order pancakes loudly.

Also, Eric Trump receives a saliva donation in Chicago.

It’s all in America’s most-respected “Week in Review.“ - Rex Huppke

____________________

FUNDRAISER

Thank you!

Yippee Ki Yay

Thursday, June 27, 2019

Last night's debate

Fact check: The first Democratic primary debate
Day one of the first Democratic presidential debate, held in Miami on Wednesday, featured ten candidates fighting on primetime television to prove their bona fides to Democratic voters in a series of 60-second increments.

“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” one viewer said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”- Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

No 'boots on the ground' in Iran dispute, Trump says; cites 'unlimited time' for new deal

Tillerson told lawmakers Kushner didn't alert him to Saudi meeting

The Drudge Report has linked to Russian propaganda websites nearly 400 times since 2012

Trump Wants To Withdraw Deportation Protections For Spouses Of Active Troops

House to vote on Senate's version of emergency border bill

The SCOTUS ruling on #Gerrymandering proves that the politicians who say they hate government actually love government - what they hate is democracy. - John Fugelsang

Wow. Bank of America Boots Out The Cruel & Unusual Punishers.
Bank of America, the nation's second-biggest bank, announced Wednesday that it will sever ties with all companies that operate private prison and detention facilities, according to Bloomberg.
“We’ve done our due diligence that we said we would do at the annual meeting, and this is the decision we’ve made,” BoA Vice Chair Anne Finucane told the publication.

Debate Viewers Struggle With Concept Of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Four of the five Justices who just voted to keep a rigged electoral system in place were appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote.

We. Need. Reform. - Jake Mccoby tweet

Trump shrugs off the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Trump is trying to blame the Democrats for the internment of children at the border. Trump says he never could have raped E. Jean Carroll because she's not his type. There's your president, America. - Stephen King tweet

Alabama Is Like A Box of "Christian" Chocolates. You Never Know What You Gonna Get.
An Alabama woman whose fetus died after she was shot in a fight has been charged with manslaughter, while the woman accused of shooting her has been freed.

Alabama - destroying everything Jesus stood for, all in the name of Jesus. - John Fugelsang

______________________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________________

When states like Alabama and Arizona passed some of the harshest immigration laws in history, my Attorney General took them on in court and we won. - Barack Obama

Rock The Voter News

I don’t think we should be conducting foreign policy in our bathrobe at five in the morning. - Amy Klobuchar

Pelosi Punts To Republicans. Sigh.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday she doesn't see a role for Congress to respond to the latest sexual assault allegation against President Trump saying the president's own party should address the matter.
During a press conference at the Capitol, a reporter asked Pelosi about an accusation from magazine writer E. Jean Carroll last week that Trump assaulted her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in Manhattan 23 years ago.

____________________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

____________________

I read a study that the average American only gets 10 nights of perfect sleep a month. This is why I am coming out with my own weed line. Because everyone deserves to get sleep during this administration. - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News